There are two things that caught our eye this Tuesday morning after the prosecution came to their senses, looked across the courtroom and saw Rumpole filling out his voir dire chart and dismissed the case, saving us a few days of work and them from the inevitable outcome.
First- there was a train wreck on Twitter with someone named Moriah Mills who launched a vicious attack on NBA star Zion Williamson, culminating in her bizarre threat to the NBA and the New Orleans Pelicans to either trade Zion - her ex squeeze- or she would release sex videos from her "trap phone". Why she wanted to have the Pelicans trade Zion is beyond us. What does she have against the people of New Orleans? Don't they deserve an NBA (oft injured) superstar? And we are not sure exactly what it is, but we probably need a trap phone for something. "Hello Best Buy? Do you have trap phones for sale?"
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| Moriah Mills- a woman scorned |
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| Zion with his new squeeze which caused Mills to lose it on Twitter |
Ms. Mills sells videos on a site called "Only Fans", and previously stared in movies in which the story line is thin, but the (naked) women are- in the vernacular of the day- thick.
Doesn't anyone meet a bf/gf in a bar anymore like the good old wholesome days of the Taurus in Coconut Grove?
Unfortunately Twitter and Elon suspended Ms. Mills account before we could luxuriate in the drama over her BFs baby mama. It was fun while it lasted.
Second, we became obsessed with the unfolding drama two miles beneath the north Atlantic where adventure-tourists who are on a submersible trying to catch a glimpse of the Titanic may end up staying longer than they anticipated. Like forever. It's an unfolding Apollo 13/miners trapped in a mine drama, and we are hoping for the best, but it's almost easier to rescue someone from the moon then two miles deep in the Atlantic.
Oh yeah, and after the nolle prosse we went home and worked on an appellate brief too. Just a day in the life of Miami's favourite blogger. It's not all glitz and glamour.
17 comments:
Can’t wait until Hanzy & Coco comment on the Zion/ mills fiasco.
Rump, speaking of the “foreign language of social media”, she hella thicc!
Rumpole - don’t you think that President Trump’s only chance of an acquittal is if he hires David Marcus to file the strongest and most compelling Motions to Suppress, etc?
Who, next to DM is capable of academically briefing and arguing like him in federal court in South Florida?
There are about another 100 lawyers on (and off) the CJA panel who are fully capable of compellingly briefing and arguing a motion to suppress. Also, equal or greater than any lawyer in the country is the FPDs office.
Trump on social media:
I could solve the submarine rescue in one day if I was president.
They are tapping in morse code duh
we
have
Hunter's
laptop
Good morning Podcast world and welcome to start your day the right way podcast. I'm Hanzy
Coco: and I'm coco.
Hanzy: Zion or the sub first?
Coco: We gotta get that sub. Maybe Elon could help. So sad for those people. Tragic. And we sadly have experience with people trapped and dying so that's all I have to say about that.
Hanzy: Amen Coco. Let's take a moment and just send some good thoughts and vibes. And you know what, let's take our break early. A word from Gillette and mens grooming products.
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Hanzy: And we are back from our break. I hope everyone reflected on the tragedy in the north Atlantic and let's not give up hope.
Coco: So the lesson for Zion Williamson is one girl at a time.
Hanzy: Or two
Coco: But not three!
Hanzy: Especially when one is Moriah Mills.
Coco: Marone! What a psycho you know what. That Twitter stream of consciousness and attack was one for the ages.
Hanzy: I'm thinking she's Trump VP material.
Coco: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Hanzy: Well that's a rare event. Does she get back on Twitter?
Coco: Nope- she went revenge porn and Zion has the resources to sue so they ain't letting her near a blue bird to tweet.
Hanzy: So you're a fan?
Coco: Big time. She's the bomb. I wouldn't date her but I love reading her tweets.
Hanzy: Time for break number two. Summer's here and Coco is shopping Dandy Del Mar for timeless beach and cabana wear. And you should too. We are back in 60 seconds.
My fav part is the breaks and learning what sponsors they have. These podcasts are genius
no cap, fr fr
Does Coco get a cut from the “Dandy Del Mar” company? He must own a piece of that beachwear conglomerate. He is always hawking their sunscreen and lip balm.
It was annoying during jury trials when he would keep looking in that little pocket mirror of his and put their Dandy Del Mar sunscreen #50 moisturizer on his face and hands.
Don’t get me wrong. They do make a fine product! Hanzy seems more like a Kiehl’s guy?
Your thoughts.
Rump the dating scene out here is rough. Men need to be sure to take their red pill daily.
Costa Del Mar sunglasses here…we would like to sponsor the show….”when you need to see ‘em”
The cross does it all for you, Zion. As long as you wear it, it's ok to step out on your pregnant girlfriend. Better start planting your seed quickly though, if you want to surpass Antonio Cromartie. Zion is on track to be the biggest bust in the NBA since Sam Bowie.
The proliferation of Hanzy & Coco crap is rendering the comments pages unreadable.
Oh yeah tough guy? Let's see YOU handle the single most important civil case in the history of Florida and one of the most complex cases in the US in 13 months, get all the families their money and even get the lawyers compensated and AND AND take part in an award winning podcast.
You can't read the comments section? Go to the fed blog and read about the trump discovery
Amen 1:22. Stupid Crap like this and the Shumie BS has no place in this otherwise great blog.
It is NOT at all entertaining.
C’mon DOM. His people aren’t reading blogs. You’re not getting Trump. Maybe the Coke valet, but not the orange dude.
Amen 1.22 and 5.07
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