Need a job? It's apparently sign and go this Friday, so long as you can pass a simple test.
Can you say "victim wants max" ?
Can you say "state is withdrawing all plea offers because the defendant filed a motion to dismiss or suppress." ?
Can you say "I need to speak to my supervisor about that" ?
Can you say "the state is offering probation but after trial will be seeking five years and this is not a trial tax" ?
If you can say and believe in those four simple statements then an exciting career as a
bureaucratic automaton robot Assistant State Attorney in the Magic City of Miami awaits you.