Before we begin: The hapless Giants play the powerful 49ers. Our Survivor pool selection this week is the 49ers.
Sweet Home Alabama
Last November Alabama tried to legally murder Kenneth Eugene Smith by strapping him to a gurney and keeping him there for hours as the execution team needled around in several locations to insert two intravenous lines without success, before calling off the execution. It is hard to imagine a more ghastly ordeal than being marched back a second time to face the executioner and a new method of execution that has the possibility of unknown agony after decades in prison awaiting death.
And that is just what Alabama is going to do. They brought together the best legal and medical minds, and a few good-ol-boys from the Piggly Wiggly and decided that in the United States of America- of which Jim Bob would proudly tell you "has the best dag-gum legal system in the world" - the enlightened thing to do is restrap ol Kenny Smith to a gurney and suffocate his ass by putting a mask on him and making him breathe nitrogen until he suffocates.
Yee Haw don't that sound like fun?!
Here's the NY Times Op Ed from Mr. Smith's lawyer. Not that it matters much as in Alabama they don't read no commie-pinko-Hillary Clinton lovin, Hunter Biden helpin NY Times when there's Newsmax and Fox News.
And as we all know, Alabama as a sophisticated a system of justice as the rest of the country- especially Beechum County.