WEEK 10 NLF 2026

 Guten Morgen. The NFL has a game in Germany this morning. Cheaters v. Lions. We have a fairly sizable bet on the season under on the Cheaters. The Lions are -2.5 and we are jumping on that.  WIN 

Prop Bets: Gonna ride the Jaylen Warren rushing train and take him over 70 yards tonight against the Bengals in the great Sunday night matchup of one of the best offenses (Cincy) against one of the best defensives (Steelers) tonight. Two weeks ago Warren had 100 in the first half, and now he's coming off a bye and rested, while the Bengals played last week in Spain. 

Also going to bet on Bills QB Josh Allen throwing for over 1,5 TDs against the fast-fading Jets (despite the revelation this week Allen is a Moon Landing denier- what a dope, which goes to show just because you can throw a football or get appointed as a DeSantis drone doesn't mean you have more intelligence than a box of lunar rocks).  loss 

Also Bills -7.5 in New Jersey against the Jets. If the Dolphins beat the Jets in Jersey, the Bills are gonna moider dem as they say in Jersey City.  WIN 

Seattle -6.5 against the Raiders and their 1st in the draft pick QB Mendoza starting his first game. Welcome to the NFL rookie. 

Most intriguing matchup is Vikings at Green Bay. Minnesota could have beaten Buffalo last week if they had anyone else at QB. Now they do.  And Green Bay is sorta, kinda, maybe do to come back to earth a bit, especially facing a top Defense. (Nothing like having a firm conviction on these things.)  Almost want to pick Minny, but the Pack is giving up a reasonable -.25 so we are rolling with them.  loss 

Browns +5 against Texans. Texans win but don't cover. WIN  

FRIDAY IS THE BIG DAY

 Yes today is the day. A day we reverently celebrate each year, along with tens of 1housands of others. But before we get to the big day, let's review some of the current issues. 

Microsoft is still mostly down. Outlook is the worst email service in the history of communication. So we have no sympathy for Outlook users. Join the rest of the world and get gmail. 

NVidia is a ....buy.  Really. There is a difference between a social issue (like this) and a company issue. They still have two trillion dollars in orders. They still produce the most wanted and best AI chips that are changing the world. They just had a CEO who was all too human. If you question our advice, we will quote an investor of some renown who has been moderately successful in investing: 

When people are greedy be fearful. When people are fearful be greedy. 

Warren Buffet (for our robed readers, he is the most successful investor of the last 100 years, our description of him was sarcasm.) 

HAPPY NATIONAL ODD COUPLE. DAY

November 13, 1970 is the day Felix Unger was asked to leave his place of residence. As legions of Odd Couple fans know, that request came from his wife.  Today thousands of fans will gather outside the San Remo on Central Park West (yes we know the address is often shown at 1049 Park Avenue) and share good times, swap stories, and engage in trivia with their fellow Odd Couple fans.   A good time will be had by all. (We've done it many times). There's even a National Odd Couple Day social media account run by the NYPD- a group of New York cops who grew up on the show.

Felix loved to pretend to be a lawyer. There are a few great court scenes in the Odd Couple.. Here's one of our favourites: 

We cannot tell you the number of times we have wanted to use Felix's line. 

52 YEARS AGO

The Rumble in the Jungle; the sweetest right hand ever thrown and landed was 52 years ago today as Muhammed Ali in 1974 regained the heavyweight championship for the second time, knocking out George Foreman who was considered indestructible: 

 

 The zoom for the Remembrance of Gene Zenobi tomorrow is: 

https://rc3fl.zoom.us/j/2400657016?omn=84916615456

Meeting ID: 240 065 7016

REMEMBERANCES

 HAPPY VETERANS DAY. You can search up our prior posts on this subject and we hoped you paused at 11:11 today and spent a moment in silence for the doughboys who were the first to die on European soil to keep the world free. Sadly, they would not be the last. 

Speaking of remembrances, the remembrance of Gene Zenobi is up this week on Friday in the big courtroom on 4 starting at 2pm.  We hope you attend. Gene was a remarkable man. 

Gene Zenobi 

NFL WEEK 9 2026

UPDATE: ANOTHER FOUR OUT OF FIVE WINS DAY.  We are ordering the Opus One this week. 

If you are a U of M Hurricanes "fan" then most of you just canceled your plans to attend the final quarter of the National Championship game because the Canes lost to Notre Dame last night (and somewhere in Miami Judge Moreno was smiling last night). Fickle Miami fans won't support their teams if they lose, and now you need somewhere else to spend your money. Perhaps that new restaurant everyone in Miami wants to be seen at, along with a lease on a new Porsche to pull up to the new restaurant?

Well smarten-up and let us "learns ya somethin" as they used to say in our old neighborhood up here in the Northeast on a glorious November fall day (after a few days of rain). 

Last week we gave you Steeler RB Jaylen Warren over rushing yards. He got over 100 in the first half- an ea$y win. While Warren is having a great year, the real secret is that the upstart Cleveland Browns cannot stop the run, much like chucklehead Floridians cannot stop voting for Maga drones. 

This week the Browns play the Saints and you can get some nice odds on Saints RBs Estime over 40 yards and Kamara over 50 yards, Our pick is Estime over 40.  [ WIN]

Rams -4.5 over DC in a bounce back game. [WIN]

Giants -3 over the hapless Eagles. [WIN]

Chiefs -9.5 over the sinking Jets.  [WIN]

And home dog Falcons +3 over the Bengals. the over 52.5 is high, but what the heck? You can always make more money charging extra for no actions right?  [loss 😱]

US ATTY JUMPS SHIP

 Sdfl US Attorney Jason something or other has jumped ship and quit. 

Use your own metaphors for what jumps a ship. 

Never never never quit. 

Winston Spencer Churchill. 

NOT US NOT HERE

 Count on Florida to hold the line. 

While the rest of the nation returned to a bit of sanity, Florida continued to elect and re-elect science-denying, immigrant hating, MAGA republicans; proving once again that our state is populated by an overabundance of Chuckleheads. 

The more things change in the Country, the more things remain the same in the State that proudly has a county named Dixie. 

Meanwhile, California Governor Newsome, in an act of political courage, commuted the sentence of over 500 inmates on death row. They will now serve life in prison. 

Soft on crime? No. 

A society should be judged not by how it treats its outstanding citizens but by how it treats its criminals”

Fydor Dostoevsky, The House Of The Dead. 

(Sadly we can probably count on one hand the number of Floridians who have read that book. But a whole lot more can belt out Dixie.)