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Monday, November 02, 2026

BARNEY ROSS

 

BARNEY ROSS 

Barney Ross, born Dov-Ber Rosofsky, was a boxer who held THREE boxing world championship titles at the same time between 1933 and 1938, most likely the first fighter to hold three world titles at the same time. 

When Ross was a child his father was murdered, his mother had a nervous breakdown, and he and his siblings were placed in orphanages.  At first Ross ran with gangs in the neighborhood where he lived as he grew up, running money for Al Capone with another kid his age named Jack Ruby.  When he discovered boxing in his teens, Ross channeled his rage into a championship boxing career. He wore a mezuzah on his belt when fighting, and entered the ring to the song My Yiddishe Momma by Sophie Tucker (if you haven't heard it, you aren't missing much). Over the course of his boxing career he was never KO'd in over three hundred fights. 

When WWII started, as a celebrity he was offered a cushy state-side job in the Amry. Other fighters like Jack Dempsey did just that.  Ross turned that down and joined the Marines where he was sent to the Pacific theater and fought in the epic battle for Guadalcanal (Ross was sent into combat after decking a superior officer who made an antisemitic slur in Ross's presence. The one Jewish officer on the court martial panel knew who Ross was was able to save him from being imprisoned by arguing on his behalf. Instead of prison the panel sent Ross into battle, which was just fine with him.)   

On the night of November 19, 1942, Ross's squad was ambushed while on patrol. He volunteered to remain with four wounded comrades, knowing that capture by the Japanese would surely result in them all being executed- most likely by being beheaded. During the night Ross held off repeated charges to overrun his position, was incessantly shelled (his helmet was later found to have been dented by over thirty pieces of shrapnel), and sustained several wounds. But he held his position and saved two of his buddies while whispering prayers in Hebrew throughout the night. He carried one Marine who weighed 230 pounds to safety despite weighing only 140 pounds himself and being sick with malaria. For his heroism he won the silver star-the military's third highest honor. After recovering from his wounds Ross returned to battle five more times before the war ended. 

During his treatment and recovery Ross was given multiple doses of morphine and became hooked on the drug. On returning to the United States he turned to heroin and his life unraveled. He learned his wife was divorcing him from reading about it in the news. With nowhere else to turn, and there being no rehab facilities in the 1940's other than a unit at a federal prison in Kentucky known as The Federal Narcotics Farm, Ross arranged a volutary surrender. On the day he turned himself in a headline in a newspaper read "Barney Ross Gives Up." 

Far from it. After surviving a brutal detox Ross was released and set about rebuilding his life. His wife and he remarried. He toured the country, speaking honestly about his addiction to heroin and morphine, and testified before congress about the need for drug rehab facilities at a time when such a phrase was unknown. 

Ross went on to spend his life helping veterans, speaking about the dangers of drug addiction, stayed close to boxing, and never forget his roots, testifying on behalf of his childhood friend Jack Ruby when Ruby became infamous for killing John Kennedy's assassin Lee Oswald. During the emergence of Israel Ross helped smuggle weapons to the Irgun along with his former Jewish gangster associates Meyer Lansky and Bugsy Siegel. 

Barney Ross denied January 18, 1967. He was one tough American, and a hero in every sense of the word.  In 2007 ESPN ranked Ross as the 22nd greatest boxer of all time. Ring magazine ranked Ross as the 3rd greatest welterweight and 4th greatest light welterweight fighter of all time. 

How tough was Ross? In his mid 50's Ross walked into a restaurant where a man was impersonating heavyweight boxer Jackie "Kid" Berg. People impersonating sports celebrities had become a thing at the time, with the impersonators collecting appearance fees and money for autographs.  Ross was still around his lightweight fighting weight and approached the 200-pound impersonator.  "So you're Kid Berg huh?" Ross asked him When the impersonator assured him that he was, Ross decked him with one right hand. "If you wuz Kid Berg" Ross snarled, "you coulda taken that punch." 

Then he walked away. 


Sunday, November 01, 2026

2026 NFL WEEK 8 SAY IT AINT SO JOES EDITION

 Before we get to our picks, word reaches us here far away from South Beach that the best deal in town is over, fini, gone- the $8.95 fried chicken platter at Joes. Miami regulars know that Joes- famous for stone crabs- had the best, most juicy and delicious fried chicken around for the great price of $8.95. 

Now it's gone. The new price is $14.95, which is still a bargain for the great food, but...like Costco's $1.50 hot dog and soda deal, the loss leader makes Costco millions of dollars. People come and spend a thousand bucks on twenty boxes of mac and cheese, gallon size ketchup bottles and the like, and then feel they got a deal because they get a hot dog and coke for a buck-fifty. Similarly, Rumpole and Miamians in the know have taken out of town guests for years to Joes, sprung for their cole-slaw, select crab claws, potatoes and key lime pie slices and ordered the fried chicken with the excuse we are all crab-clawed-out. 

Big Mistake Joes....big big mistake. 

Let's make some money to pay for that increase in fried chicken and first up is 

Bills at home coming off a break -3.5 over the hapless, lead-blowing Ravens. Yes, Lamar is back. But yes, he makes big mistakes in big games. Yes Bills have no D, and No it doesn't matter. Laying 3.5 is a gift. ' [ BIG WIN]

Every tout on-line likes the Steelers coming off a win in Paris over the CardiacKids V.20 Cleveland Browns in the matchup in the Steel City this week. Steelers were -3 early in the week. We jumped on it and the line went to 3.5 which we do not love as much, but if you want to bet the game lay the points [BIG WIN] AND make your real money betting on RB Jaylen Warren over 60 yards. Warren has rushed for nearly 500 yards in the last four games and film study shows the Steelers O line is the reason. [WIN- HE HAD OVER 70 YDS IN THE FIRST QUARTER- allowing those who followed us to collect, cash out, and get some fried chicken from Joes] 

Vikes go down this week on the road in Detroit. With the best D coach (and former Fin head coach) Brian Flores, the Purple People Eaters V2.0 D is for real. Their offense is not- somehow their free agent QB is the only QB on earth who can't find their all world WR Jefferson open during the game. Minnesota is not the best team in the league, and they get their first loss today. Lions -3.5. [ahh-- Vikes lost but Lions didn't cover....grrrr we hate when that happens].


YOUR SURVIVOR POOL WINNER IS ....

First, props to the prescient Jurist Miguel De La Over who before the season began picked the first Fins win for week 7 against the Jets. 

In Week Six Juan Gonzalez went down with the Commanders leaving IFTIKHAR MEMON who lost last week with the Ravens getting jacked by the Bengals  which means the crown goes to Blog Legend....drum roll please....

FAKE ALEX MICHAELS!!!!  He had the Steelers in week 6 and the Bucs in week 7.

IN TRIAL AND NOT HAPPY 



Monday we profile one tough SOB...Tune in, or click as it were. 

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

BEST CANDY AND SCARY JUDGES

 First up is the never say die Tampa Rays who won a thriller in extra innings late Tuesday night and are still alive, Game five is next up Wednesday night, and if they win this one, our Rays in the series bet is still alive and pitching. 

This is the great Halloween year, when the day falls on Saturday. Perfect for parties we would never attend as a misanthropic blogger and longer hours for Trick and Treaters whose plaintive cries for candy we will not answer.  (We might leave out a bowl....we'll see). 

Our first question is what is your Favourite Halloween Candy?  Our Who is the Scariest Judge question is below. Don't miss it. 

Grumpy and old, we like old time favourites. 

M&M's- plain and peanut depending on our mood. Reese's Pieces and Peanut Butter Cups. A cold Nestles Crunch in the fridge. Ditto Kit Kats cold and snappy. Candy Corn when all the other candy is gone. 

Send us your picks and we will post them. 

Our fav Halloween movies? American Werewolf in London, followed by the Black and White Classics Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein  (with Bela Lugosi as Dracula!! who steals every scene he's in), followed by all the other Meets including Abbott and Costello Meet The Invisible Man...Meet The Mummy... Meet Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde. 

They don't make movies like those anymore.  



If you want more Halloween stuff, with an REGJB slant, answer this: Who was/is  the scariest judge you appeared before? 

Now be nice here- don't attack anyone. What we are asking is which judge scared/scares  you? 

We will start. As a young lawyer County Court Judge Alfred Nesbitt (who was one of the first to wear coloured robes on the bench) made our knees a bit weak before we took a deep breath and walked into the courtroom. Ditto Judge Ellen Morphonious who called us, and most everyone Pal - even in front of the jury. 

And of course, 3rd DCA Judge Alan Schwartz, who was a giant on that bench and inspired terror in many a lawyer is on our list. Our first encounter with him ended with a brusque "Sit down. You Lost."  But we kept plugging on and when he would sit on the circuit bench in our REGJB we got to know him over coffee in the Pickle Barrell and became friends, and it was a friendship we valued. 

Remember- be nice- who scared you is the topic. Nasty comments will wither and die next to the bad Halloween candy like Sour Patch. 

Yuck


Tuesday, October 27, 2026

GOODBYE FOR NOW

 We will soon say goodbye for now to baseball. The Milwaukee Brewers will most likely sweep the North Florida Rays in the World Series (full disclosure we bet on the Rays to win the series ...😰) and then baseball as we know it will end for sometime. 

Why? You may ask. Glad you did. You've come to the right place. Let us put the current dispute between the owners and the players in terms even a county court DeSantis Drone could understand. 

It is as if the State (the Owners) are offering two consecutive 364 jail sentences on a first DUI and the defense (the Players) want a bind down to careless driving and a w/h and court costs and eleven years to pay,

Get it? 

The Owners want a salary cap. 

The players will not agree to a salary cap and want minimum salaries raised, and the rules on bringing a player up from the minors changed to a minimum of a week so players aren't shuttled between the majors and the minors daily, There's more to the dispute, but these are the big issues. 

What will happen next? 

The Brewers will win the world series, and then the Owners will lock-out the players. MLB has already produced new websites for each team with no players listed. Players will not be able to use their teams' facilities to train, and they will not be paid. 💸

This will not be settled this year. That's a Rumpole guarantee. 

This will not be settled in time for opening day 2027. Ditto. 

The question is which side will cave, and when? If there is a settlement then expect it around late May/early June 2027. If the dispute does not settle by then the 2027season may well be canceled.  Say it ain't so Joe.

Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To Play...😬


Nothing good will come of this.  That's a Rumpole Guarantee. 

There's always You Tube. 

If you do not appreciate Vin Scully calling a World Series Game in October, please leave the blog and never return. You are not our kind of people. 

Here are three calls of the famous 1988 walk off home run:


DOWN GOES FRAZIER

 In the rarified world of Big Law, Weil, Gotshal & Manages used to be as big as it gets. 

Used to be. 

Not any longer. 

Today the WSJ reports that Weil has engaged the services of a bankruptcy partner at Davis Polk. 

Wow. Say it ain't so Joe. 

And you gotta believe once word got out, all of Weil's competitors went after the big Weil rainmakers like the soulless sharks they are. 🦈

In the history of Big Law, the failure of Weil is as shocking as George Forman's destruction of Joe Frazier. 



We want to apologize.* We had a great pick Sunday-Giants +10 over Texans, but we were out and about and could not post it in time. And that bad luck became good luck when we liked Philly over Dallas Monday night, and that didn't turn out like we expected.  So it all equaled out. 

On to the next week of football. 

Fun fact: Monday saw every major sport in action- baseball, football, hockey, and basketball- the internet was calling it the Sports Equinox. 


*Totally out of character for us. 

Sunday, October 25, 2026

WEEK 7 NFL 2026

 Bonjour and welcome to week 7 of the 2026 NFL season featuring a Paris matchup between the Pittsburgh Steelers and French Right Wing Rassemblent National leader Marie le Pen the New Orleans Saints. Steelers are three points favourites. But any betting in France is risky. Many had the French plus 3 over Germany in 1940 but the French didn't cover (they never do) as the Wehrmacht rolled through France like a Miami judge at a free buffet with an open bar. 

Your Miami Dolphis are back in action, which means another less, this time at Met Life Stadium in New Jersey against the Jets. Jets win, but could be closer than the 4.5 the Fins are getting. Oliie Gordon is +205 to score an any time TD and that is the play here as Gordon has been hitting on this bet ever since Achane went down and he became the starting RB

Only game we really love are the undefeated KC Chiefs getting 3 on the road Sunday night in Seattle. Take KC to keep the win streak rolling. 

If we see any line changes that interest us we will post them. 

Friday, October 23, 2026

BMO

Here's your Copenhagen update. The one you have been waiting for. 

Do you know what is all the rage in Copenhagen (Motto: "We're that city in Europe no one can ever really place...")  Bread and Cheese. Really. No not the DCJ lunch menu. Real bread and real cheese that people are flocking to bakeries for. It's called bolle med ost (bun with cheese) BMO for short, and costs about 45 Kroners (7 bucks), and is selling out of bakeries everywhere there. 



Pretty sure this is AI, but still brought a chuckle. 


Enjoy your Friday and weekend. 

Thursday, October 22, 2026

SCRAPPY

 We got a lot going on Thursday. 

First up- some truly shocking news. Steady yourself... This article reports on States not paying a lot for Public Defenders!!😲 Say it ain't so Joe. 

Next up, everyone's fav organization the Florida Bar (Motto: "Ruining lawyers' days with those letters since 1899..." ) had an employee who was sending racists messages to a UM Hurricane Football player.  



If the Bar had an employee who was violating the code of conduct, and as we all know lawyers are responsible for their employees, can we...wait for it...disbar the Bar? 

Kind of a catchy slogan. And nothing better than kicking a bully when they are down. The Bar is many thing, but not Scrappy (keep reading).  If we go after them, they will crumble like a cheap house of marked cards.  

And finally another week of profitable football picks kicks off Thursday night with Liberty at Kennesaw State. Everyone knows we cannot pass up a good Kennesaw State game, so we are taking The Owls +10 and the moneyline +350 (fun fact their mascot is called Scrappy the Owl).

Scrappy 

 
As for the other game, Bears -2.5 over the Cheaters, and under 50.5. 

Everyone likes the Brewers in the World Series. We like the Rays +150 (a bet of a 100 returns 150). Yes Miami, there is a World Series, No Miami, the Marlins aren't in it so you do not need to try and get game 7 tix.