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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

COVID ALERT

From the Captain:  

COVID-19 ADVISORY #74 [AMENDED] SELF-MONITORING NOTICE An individual who worked in the location and on the dates listed below has tested positive for COVID-19. Persons identified as having been in close proximity to the confirmed individual are being notified and will be asked to take all necessary precautions. Lawson E. Thomas Courthouse Center, 175 NW 1st Ave.: Room 1840 on Feb. 25-26, 2021 and March 1-3, 2021 Room 1815 on March 1, 2021 Last date worked: March 3, 2021 Persons who were in these locations recently should follow self-monitoring steps for the next 14 days as outlined in the Centers for Disease Control website.


The time when these advisories will be tempered with the statement that "those who have been fully vaccinated do not need to isolate and should closely monitor their health for any signs of Covid" is not far off. 

CHECK YOUR PREMISES

There are two conflicting actions occurring at the same time: 

Item: Republicans want to win back the House, Senate, and White House/

Item: A majority of Republican men do not want to take the "beautiful" Covid 19 vaccine that President Trump personally invented in the White House basement lab during his free time. 

Conclusion: Without the taking the vaccine, many Republicans will die, lessoning the number of people who can vote Republican, hindering their chances of re-taking the House, Senate, and White House. 

As Ayn Rand famously said, "Contradictions do not exist. When you see one, check your premises, one of them will be wrong." 

You apply that to this- we do not have the time to do all of your work for you. 

5 comments:

Just a Guy said...

Rump why is some national anti porn organization attacking Cardi B for her dress and performance at the Grammys? Aren't women allowed to be proud of their bodies and show them off without fear of attack or criticism? So now we have gotten to the point where a woman dresses provocatively as is her right, she looks sexy and beautiful and an anti porn group is upset why? Because she dressed in a sexy manner? Are we now at the point that the only way to respect women is for them to all dress in burlap sacks so none of them show off their body and none of them can be called beautiful and only men can wear tuxes and tight pants and shirts to promote their sexuality?

Geez-a lou- what happened to us?

Anonymous said...

CardB was smoking hot

Anonymous said...

I couldn't pick CardiB out of a line up.

The Grammys ratings plummeted 50%!!!

Why do we care?

@1:10 - nothing happened to us that hasn't been happening for 40 or more years. Remember Madonna? Britney Spears? Hanna Montana? Hell, remember how offended people were about Elvis swaying his hips?

CAPTAIN JUSTICE said...

To 1:10 pm

I think the complaints are more to do with the song chosen to perform which was

WAP

Of course half the words in the actual song were written out of the version sung Sunday night. If anyone hasn’t already read the words to that song, please, I encourage you to take a look.

Anonymous said...

Lololo u encourage us to take a look listen? Dude you need an dweeb intervention.