FRIDAY THIRTEENTH EDITION.
Do you suffer from Triskaidekaphobia?
Before we begin, this guy is our kind of client. Click here. If he doesn't have any money, then he REALLY is our kind of client, unfortunately.
And this REALLY is our kind of lawyer. We'd co-counsel with her anytime. This is her honest to goodness picture up on the Texas Bar website.
Speaking of unlucky lawyers....
The media is chasing reports that Scott Rothstein falsified the election results in Florida and as a result John McCain is actually president. Al Gore called McCain to commiserate.
Speaking of Rothstein, lawyers with Bar Complaints are lining up to get them in front of his committee. Yup, Rothstein was the chair of a Bar Grievance committee. Really. Sort of like Dick Cheney being appointed to the Board of Amnesty International.
Rothstein was also applying to be on the Judicial Nominating Commission (you just can't make this stuff up. Like the emails of the Miami Judges, it's gold.) .
This way Rothstein could have ample opportunity to examine the signatures of potential judges. Never know when you're going to have to forge a signature. The mark of a successful lawyer has always included forgery. We got a 96 in forgery in law school. How did you do?
Speaking of the Miami Judges, just how happy are Judges Diaz and Faber that Rothstein has knocked them from the front pages?
The answer is Famous Miami Chef Michelle Bernstein, Ed Morse, and Scott Rothstein.
Name a Cook,. a Schnook, and a Crook.
Have a great weekend!
Suicide pool goes into week ten, plus football picks on Sunday.
We're getting swamped with spam comments so for a few days we're going to use the word verification to see if that stops it.