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Saturday, May 08, 2021

I, STATE YOUR NAME

 It was fun and frivolity at the FACDL swearing in ceremony. No awards this year, although great lawyering was done. 

Judge Milton Hirsch swore in the bored members, with references to large bottles of champagne, and One Hundred Years of Solitude, which is what the last year felt like. Judge Sayfie swore in Kevin Hellmann with a humorous anecdote to her time as an assistant public defender taking over a division run by Margot Moss, CLI. In fact, it just occurred to us that Mr. Hellmann and his wife Ms. Moss have accomplished something even the Clinton's - that equally famous power couple- were unable to do. 

  We crashed the party and took exclusive and never before seen video. 




Yes, at 10 seconds  that is Judge Hirsch, looking like one of the people who raided the Capitol, administering the oath. And yes - the jokesters at FACDL really did say "state your name" after Judge Hirsch told them "repeat after me."

You probably had to be there. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seven years of college down the drain.

Anonymous said...

Nothing is over until we decide it is - was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Anonymous said...

“The Germans?”
“Don’t stop him, he’s on a roll”

Anonymous said...

I doubt very much that Animal House could have been made in this era. The "woke" police would have never allowed it.

Anonymous said...

Let’s see...underaged sex, rape, violent hazing, publication of private nude photos taken without permission...I think you are right. But, we also have come to learn that some of those things just aren’t that funny.

It is a great movie though!