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Tuesday, December 08, 2020

ALIENS AND MORE

 It would be nice to go a week and not have to do an obituary on the loss of another wonderful lawyer who has devoted their life to the REGJB criminal justice. These are tough times. 

RECOUNT UPDATE 

Having lost three re-counts in Georgia, the president's team is shooting for a half dozen more recounts. They now want the ballots counted "two by two to fulfill the biblical requirements of Genesis Chapter Seven and the story of Noah and his ark." After the "two by two" count, they want IMB's Watson to count the votes, and finally they want Stevie Wonder to count each ballot "with the President remaining in office until Mr. Wonder finishes his hand-count.

By mistake, the Trump legal team, which is being co-led by a traffic ticket attorney from Colorado (Jen Ellis), filed lawsuits challenging the results in Florida and Texas. 

The Covid 19 virus, which was "magically going to disappear after November 3" magically infected Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani. After being exposed to the ideas in Giuliani's brain for a day, the virus undertook an emergency plan to develop a "Giuliani vaccine." While the Covid 19 vaccine has been dubbed Operation Warped Speed, this has been dubbed simply Operation Warped

Miami Dade Covid Count: Florida had 8,436 new cases the other day. 25% of them were from Miami-Dade.  Miami-Dade: Florida's Covid Capitol.  Nothing to brag about. 

ONE OF THESE IS TRUE 

Of these things we are going to report is true. You decide. The answer in the comments section.

1) Retired Israeli General Haim Eshed, who ran the Israeli space security agency for 30 years, recently gave an interview where he said there is an alien galactic federation, that has a secret base underground on Mars, that has been visited by American Astronauts. The alien members of the galactic federation have secured the cooperation of US officials to not announce their presence until humanity is ready for them. 

OR 

2) Trump Attorney Sydney Powell has filed lawsuit on behalf of the aliens alleging alien discrimination by the Israelis. 

FUN WITH LINEUPS

If you haven't seen the line-up posted on DOM's blog, click on over there now. There is a surprise and we will not ruin it. 

That's it for now. Please, no more obits for a while. Everyone stay healthy and safe.

5 comments:

Sir Wilfred said...

It is time to settle the Georgia election. I suggest we have a HAL 9000 recount the votes.

Anonymous said...

Rumpole. I know Jenna Ellis. Jenna Ellis is a friend of mine. And you sir are no Jenna Ellis. (HT. Lloyd Bentsen).

CAPTAIN JUSTICE said...

COVID-19 ADVISORY #55

SELF-MONITORING NOTICE

An individual who worked in the location and on the dates listed below has tested positive for COVID-19.

Persons identified as having been in close proximity to the confirmed individual are being notified and will be asked to take all necessary precautions.


Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building, 1351 NW 12 Street:
Room 616

Last date worked: Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2020


Persons who were in this location recently should follow self-monitoring steps for the next 14 days as outlined in the Centers for Disease Control website

Cap Out .....

Anonymous said...

RUMPOLE. With the VIX Volatility Index at 20, do we go in hard and buy stocks? Apple? Amazon? Tesla? Others?

Guide us with your wisdom. Do we look to solar? Electric cars? Marijuana? Healthcare? Clean energy?

Will President Biden add great value to this green energy movement? Legalize marijuana?

Thoughts?

Anonymous said...

And Jenna Ellis has now tested positive