It would be nice to go a week and not have to do an obituary on the loss of another wonderful lawyer who has devoted their life to the REGJB criminal justice. These are tough times.
Having lost three re-counts in Georgia, the president's team is shooting for a half dozen more recounts. They now want the ballots counted "two by two to fulfill the biblical requirements of Genesis Chapter Seven and the story of Noah and his ark." After the "two by two" count, they want IMB's Watson to count the votes, and finally they want Stevie Wonder to count each ballot "with the President remaining in office until Mr. Wonder finishes his hand-count."
By mistake, the Trump legal team, which is being co-led by a traffic ticket attorney from Colorado (Jen Ellis), filed lawsuits challenging the results in Florida and Texas.
The Covid 19 virus, which was "magically going to disappear after November 3" magically infected Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani. After being exposed to the ideas in Giuliani's brain for a day, the virus undertook an emergency plan to develop a "Giuliani vaccine." While the Covid 19 vaccine has been dubbed Operation Warped Speed, this has been dubbed simply Operation Warped.
Miami Dade Covid Count: Florida had 8,436 new cases the other day. 25% of them were from Miami-Dade. Miami-Dade: Florida's Covid Capitol. Nothing to brag about.
ONE OF THESE IS TRUE
Of these things we are going to report is true. You decide. The answer in the comments section.
1) Retired Israeli General Haim Eshed, who ran the Israeli space security agency for 30 years, recently gave an interview where he said there is an alien galactic federation, that has a secret base underground on Mars, that has been visited by American Astronauts. The alien members of the galactic federation have secured the cooperation of US officials to not announce their presence until humanity is ready for them.
2) Trump Attorney Sydney Powell has filed lawsuit on behalf of the aliens alleging alien discrimination by the Israelis.
FUN WITH LINEUPS
If you haven't seen the line-up posted on DOM's blog, click on over there now. There is a surprise and we will not ruin it.
That's it for now. Please, no more obits for a while. Everyone stay healthy and safe.