ARCTIC WEATHER BOMB

An arctic weather mass is moving in through the eastern United States Wednesday night and Thursday. How cold is it?  It's so cold that...

Part of Niagara Falls has frozen;
A Canadian Zoo moved their Penguins inside to make them warm and toasty;
It snowed in parts of Florida on Wednesday;
They're serving Hot Chocolate on Ocean Drive on South Beach.

Query: Does the REGJB have heat? 
Truly, we are not sure. 

Temps in Broward, where their hearts are dark and cold anyway, will dip into the high 20's Wednesday night. In Miami, it will be a tropical 45 degrees. 

This mid-latitude cyclone will under go an explosive cyclogenesis which occurs when the pressure suddenly drops (duh). A cold, Canadian air mass is fueling this, which has caused POTUS 45 to call for a wall with Canada "to stop them from exporting their cold weather." Congress was lukewarm on the funding request, with some Republicans blaming Canada for Mexico and Transgender-bathrooms in schools. 

Meanwhile, Temps will dip Wednesday night to 1 degree in Caribou, Maine, 20 in Bahstan, 26 in NYC, 28 in DC, 19 in Hot-lanta, 36 in Tampa, 1 in Chi-town, and our favourite- minus 11 in Minneapolis.

From Occupied and Cold America,  where Canadian imports are ruining the weather, light a fire, Fight the Power!