WEATHER CLOSURES

 For Thursday,  Broward and the Feds are closed and Miami Courts are OPEN because we do not let a little rain spoil our day. 

Judge Sayfie has urged non-essential employees to remain home and Zoom (e.g., robed readers) and we second that along with noting that it is a perfect day for your favourite ASA to stay home and get a few games of chess in, because as we all know, Miami ASAs loveeeee chess. 

Stay safe and dry. 

Oh yeah, and congrats to former Dade PD Kevin Hellman who was appointed by you know who to the County Court. He persevered and kept putting his name in and eventually the governor probably got tired of seeing it so just appointed him. Well done KH. 

ARCTIC WEATHER BOMB

An arctic weather mass is moving in through the eastern United States Wednesday night and Thursday. How cold is it?  It's so cold that...

Part of Niagara Falls has frozen;
A Canadian Zoo moved their Penguins inside to make them warm and toasty;
It snowed in parts of Florida on Wednesday;
They're serving Hot Chocolate on Ocean Drive on South Beach.

Query: Does the REGJB have heat? 
Truly, we are not sure. 

Temps in Broward, where their hearts are dark and cold anyway, will dip into the high 20's Wednesday night. In Miami, it will be a tropical 45 degrees. 

This mid-latitude cyclone will under go an explosive cyclogenesis which occurs when the pressure suddenly drops (duh). A cold, Canadian air mass is fueling this, which has caused POTUS 45 to call for a wall with Canada "to stop them from exporting their cold weather." Congress was lukewarm on the funding request, with some Republicans blaming Canada for Mexico and Transgender-bathrooms in schools. 

Meanwhile, Temps will dip Wednesday night to 1 degree in Caribou, Maine, 20 in Bahstan, 26 in NYC, 28 in DC, 19 in Hot-lanta, 36 in Tampa, 1 in Chi-town, and our favourite- minus 11 in Minneapolis.

From Occupied and Cold America,  where Canadian imports are ruining the weather, light a fire, Fight the Power!