UPDATE: Our two remaining survivor pool players live another week, as both took the 49'ers who eked out a win over Washington.
AHEM…..by INVITATION only. (If you're indicted, you're invited.)
Item: The new judicial assignments for 2015 are out.
Scene: A criminal defense law firm. A few lawyers sitting around the table dividing cases and coverage for Monday.
Dramatis Persona: Attorneys
Judges: Hirsch, Hersch, Schwartz, Schwartz, Swartz, Thomas, Thomas,
Attorney Thomas: Whose's covering Hirsch?
Attorney Schwartz: I got Hirsch but not Hersch.
Thomas: You got Hirsch?
Thomas: But not Hersch?
Thomas: That's what I am asking you. You have Hirsch?
Thomas: Who's got Schwartz?
Schwartz: I got Schwartz, but not Swartz.
Schwartz: And you got Thomas and Hersch and Schwartz.
Schwartz. It's easy.
Thomas. So you have Hirsch, but not Hersch. Schwartz but not Swartz, and Thomas but not Thomas.
Thomas. I don't even know what I just said!!
Schwartz: It's really not complicated.
Thomas. Take it slow.
Schwartz. I got Hirsch. You should take Hersch. I got Schwartz and you can cover Swartz. And you go to Thomas and I go to Thomas.
Thomas: Aye Dios Mio.
Schwartz: Huh? Did you say De La O? That case got continued.
JUSTICE BUILDING BLOG
WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL RICHARD E GERSTEIN JUSTICE BUILDING BLOG. THIS BLOG IS DEDICATED TO JUSTICE BUILDING RUMOR, HUMOR, AND A DISCUSSION ABOUT AND BETWEEN THE JUDGES, LAWYERS AND THE DEDICATED SUPPORT STAFF, CLERKS, COURT REPORTERS, AND CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS WHO LABOR IN THE WORLD OF MIAMI'S CRIMINAL JUSTICE. POST YOUR COMMENTS, OR SEND RUMPOLE A PRIVATE EMAIL AT HOWARDROARK21@GMAIL.COM. Winner of the prestigious Cushing Left Anterior Descending Artery Award.