BREAKING: Dolphins announce 13,000 fans will be allowed in the stadium for football games. Marlins expected to follow suit (this sentence is a sarcastic one). Let us examine this scientifically.
There is a virus with no known cure or preventative vaccine. The virus is transmitted though respiration (people breathing). The Miami Dolphins are proposing bringing 13,000 people together to watch a game. A game! Well, we will say this- for those of you who have said you would die for football or without football- this is your chance. Tell us where to send the flowers. Morons.
Well, not exactly SR- but a supervised practice order for all the new lawyers who were de-barred from taking the Bar.
The uproar over whether this year's crop of newly minted lawyers will be allowed to work and practice and learn the craft we perform so well has been answered by the Florida Supreme Court (Motto: "We have a heart after all").
The Great Oz and company issued an administrative order (below) turning lose the hordes of hungry post grads on to our field of play.
Props to Attorney Brian Tannebaum who worked gratis in helping the new lawyers (memo to the new lawyers- get used to working for free).
Couple of practice tips:
Don't handle cases you are not qualified for, or you could be--hypothetically speaking-- disbarred from say...hmmm.. bankruptcy court if you take a case you are not qualified to handle.
Do not work for out of state lawyers not licensed in Florida. Do not work for non-lawyers. They are just using your bar card.
Do not work for firms that use illegal and unethical means of getting clients. You will get sued and your former clients will spill the beans on your unethical conduct which could (and should) result in your disbarment.
Find a mentor. A more experienced lawyer you can trust. You will encounter ethical issues throughout your career. They never get easier. Run those questions by your friend/mentor.
Learn to listen more than you speak, especially in dealing with someone who is upset. Most of the time all the other party wants is someone to listen to their complaint.
Your reputation is all you have. You will spend a lifetime building it and it can all go away in thirty seconds on the record. Let your handshake and your word be your bond, even if in the end it is to your detriment. There is nothing more important than building a reputation that you can be trusted.
If, somewhere along the line you violate rules one, two and three, then apparently you are qualified to be a Circuit Court Judge in Miami-Dade County. But all that glitters is not gold, and be careful what you ask for in life because you may get it.
Here is the order for your perusal.


