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Monday, September 18, 2023

CIVIL PLEADING WE LOVE

 




We might have been too harsh in our prior comments to Judge Watson about civil. There are definitely parts of civil law that seem right up our alley and we could get used to.  No split infinitives in this pleading. 

H/T an alert reader who sent us to Above the Law






2 comments:

Ivy Ginsberg said...

That is hilarious! I assume the drafter is pro de.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!

Best pleading EVER!