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Thursday, December 02, 2021

HOLIDAY COVERAGE

 It's not really the holidays until we get the Court holiday coverage calendar. Which judges are staying home baking cookies and eating latkes? Which Judges are trudging to the REGJB to cover so they can take those weeks off in July and August? We have it all....here....and on the blog you cannot do without. 

Your Christmas Eve Bond Hearings Judge? The winner, coming in at 24-1 is .....Al Milian! Which means either he's in the dog house with the higher ups, or just is a really nice guy (most likely the latter).  Judge Altfield is the emergency judge to handle all those "my client just got arrested on Xmas eve and needs to get out" issues. If you had the Milian/Altfield Perfecta, it pays a whopping 85-1- extra holiday money! 

Meanwhile, Omicron  is in California, courtesy of a Joe Biden/Bill Gates/Washington Pizzeria conspiracy that reaches all levels of society. 


Holiday Coverage 2021 by HR on Scribd

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

If only the Californian positive for Omicron had been vaxxed, or had been mandated to wear a mask on his international flight. Vaccines and masks, Im told, are extremely helpful....

Anonymous said...

I heard that famous cigar store at the end of bird road by the everglades is doing an Omicron stoggie smoke-out this weekend. With Paella!

Anonymous said...

937 the guy is vaxxed. That's why he got it. Vaccination weakens the nation but natural immunity saves the community. The highest rates currently in the most vaxxed countries. Wonder why???

Anonymous said...

*Dials 305-547-0100*

Robo-voice: You have reached the State Attorneys Office, please hold

*Music with chimes plays for 6 minutes*

Operator: State Attorneys

You: Hello Id like to speak with ASA (checks notes) Taylor Madison

Operator: Hello?

You: Id like to speak with ASA (checks notes again) Taylor Madison, please

*silence for 60 seconds*

Operator: And you are?

You: Im defense attorney Anon

*60 more seconds of silence*

*CLICK*

Second voice: State Attorneys.

You: Hello, Im defense attorney Anon and Id like to speak with ASA Madison

Second voice: Who?

You: *checks notes* *wonders if ASA Madison is male or female*

You: ASA Madison. In Division 51

Second voice: Who are you?

You: Im defense attorney Anon

*60 seconds of silence*

*CLICK*

Third voice: State Attorneys

You: Im defense attorney Anon and Id like to speak with ASA Madison please. Taylor Madison. Im defense attorney Anon.

Third voice: Do you have a case number?

You: F21-1000

Third voice: And youre an attorney?

You: Yes. Defense attorney Anon.

Third voice: How do you spell that?

You: A.N.O.N.

Third voice: Well let me see if that person works here, or if they are at their desk.

*120 seconds pass*

Third voice: I leaned over in my chair, but I dont see anyone at their desk. Do you have this person's email? You could try that.

Anonymous said...

It's actually not funny about coverage. Some wife/girlfriend will make up a story that he reached into her car and hit her in the car a day before Christmas. She doesn't have even a bruise. That will cause an arrest for burgl/batt. No bond and the civil judge will do nothing but, lock up an innocent person on her word alone and he won't get out until Feb. In the meantime, he will be fired from his job, be put out on the street and will become suicidal.

So, bond hearings have consequences.

Now, assume he really did reach into the car and hit her with no bruise... Do we hold that person in jail for that?

Anonymous said...

10:51; you are full of shit. What you have written is completely false and the opposite of the truth. The countries with the highest vaccination rates are Gibraltar, Singapore, United Arab Emirates, Portugal, Malta, Chile, Cayman Islands, Iceland and Spain. None of these countries are near the top of the list of countries with high infection rates. Shut up.

Anonymous said...

Milian has been great. Sometimes you wait a bit and he likes order but he’s incredibly respectful of peoples health and freedom.