What do you do when the number of people who are covid positive who have been in the courthouse is rising exponentially, and you do not have the ability to send an email every ten minutes alerting everyone to another twenty something maskless ASA who tested positive for covid?
You set up a webpage!
Introducing...the Eleventh Judicial Circuit's Covid 19 self monitoring web page! Ta da!
Just go on the webpage and see that pretty much the only place a covid positive person has not been in the REGIB in the last few days is in a janitor's closet on nine- and that's only because the cleaning person tested positive last week and hasn't been in work since.
Because pretty much every place has had someone who tested positive for covid, we suggest that the media advisory people now do the opposite and send emails alerting people where it is safe to go.
"The Dade County Courthouse law library has not had anyone who has tested positive for covid in the last week. It is safe to go there, particularly the section reserved for judicial research."
Is December 23 Christmas eve eve?
Is December 29 New Years eve eve?
How do you throw out a garbage can?
When we aren't dealing with weighty legal problems, these are the issues that we tackle.