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Thursday, September 16, 2021

REPENT!

UPDATE: THE GOVERNOR, EVER SENSITIVE TO RELIGION, IS CALLING JUDICIAL APPLICANTS ACROSS THE STATE. Some will be "sealed in the book of the judiciary" for the coming year. Some will not. (* see below) 

UPDATE 2: FAJARDO GETS A SPOT. Your new circuit court judge is your old circuit court judge, with a US Attorney spot in the middle. REGJB TRIVIA- Name the last CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE to leave the bench as a CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE and then get reappointed as a CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE. We phrased the question to weed out the "Sepe" answers. Go deeper. 

Today is the Jewish Day of Atonement. Miami-Dade Courts are closed. In northern Florida they are shaking their heads..."ya'll do what causa Yom what? And y'all can't eat or drink nothing?"

Poland has come up with a unique way to honor Yom Kippur. The Poland Parliament passed a law preventing holocaust survivors and their families from suing to recover property stolen during the Holocaust. Poland, like France, has a sordid history of not standing up for their Jewish neighbors when the Nazis invaded Poland. The law takes effect....wait for it....on Yom Kippur, the holiest day for Jews. 

Meanwhile, in the latest example of our doomed society, someone named Nicki Minaji has gotten into a very public dispute with the White House over not getting vaccinated. Apparently this Minaji is someone that has a large following on social media and can influence people because of her multiple degrees in bio-chemistry and immunology.   because apparently she sings in rhyme. Somehow Trinidad and Tobago, who has some serious issues to contend with, got dragged in the dispute when Dr. Minaji, relying on the firmest of scientific data, tweeted or something that "her cousin's friend in Trinidad and Tobago  got the vaccine and his [testicles] became seriously enlarged." That in turn caused the health minister for T&T to issue this release: 

The health minister for Trinidad and Tobago said on Wednesday that government officials have “wasted” time “running down [a] false claim” made by Nicki Minaj of swollen testicles possibly being linked to the COVID-19 vaccine.

On Monday afternoon, the rapper lit up the internet when she asserted in a tweet that her “cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen.” Minaj spent that night justifying her own vaccine skepticism, claiming she still needed to do more research despite the vaccines being developed about a year ago.

Yeah, you pretty much want to follow the advice of some entertainer when making important health decisions. Life tip: Always find out what her friend's cousin is doing. 

So lets recap, Poland disses the Jews on their most holy day; some idiot singer has determined that the covid vaccine will swell men's testicles, which in turn caused the Health Minister of Trinidad and Tobago to conduct a full investigation. Now we are just freewheeling here, but if Dr. Faucci spread the rumor that the Covid vaccine enlarged another portion of the male anatomy, how long would the line be for vaccines?

Now, with that snappish and not politically correct remark, we have something to atone for.  

*Supplicants seeking atonement pray today to be "sealed in the book of life" for another year. 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be able to walk then.

Anonymous said...

Public notice to all hip hop artists:

Parrot the regime's talking points, and you can party (mask free!) with the Obamas in Martha's Vineyard.

Ask any tough questions, or even encourage people to think for themselves, and you are, in Rumpole's words just an idiot who "sings in rhyme".

Good to know.

Anyway the next time Rump posts about how breathlessly he sings along to Springsteen in his car in the REG parking lot, ask him why the hero worship over some millionaire who "sings in rhyme" about working class people?

Anonymous said...

Judge Lauren Miller n/k/a Judge Lauren Brodie??

Anonymous said...

Rebull

the trialmaster said...

Lauren now in Naples. I tried a case before her. Good trial judge in a relaxed atmosphere. Jurors can wear shorts!!!

David Troyer said...

Joe Farina left the Circuit Court bench, moved out of state, then later moved back to Florida and was re-appointed.

Anonymous said...

Hendon?

Anonymous said...

Joe Farina

Rumpole said...

Mr Troyer is correct. And who is Mr Troyer as it relates to the REGB? Our next trivia question. But the hands down winner is Ted Mastos who knew both Joe Farina and the great Ed Cowart. Ted - what’s the story behind Cowart leaving the bench and returning?
Judge Miller did it in two counties. And we do not count Rebull as we were looking for a voluntary departure from the bench and return. But good answer. Not sure about Hendon.

Anonymous said...

David Young