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Monday, February 01, 2021

BROWARD ASA LIST

 There are things you should not do. 

You don't tug on Superman's cape. 

You don't spit into the wind. 

You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

And you don't take cases in Broward if you're smart and enjoy your mental health. 

In Dante Alighieri's Inferno, part of the Devine Comedy, the Eighth Rung of Hell is Malebolge, which translates to "evil ditches" which in our  case are what  those fortresses of Courthouses, new and old, are resting on  North of the Dade Border. 

But if you insist on self punishment, misery, walking into the place where everybody doesn't know your name and doesn't care to, then we have been sent this updated list of the ASA's who skulk the hallways looking for some Dade lawyer to offer ten years on a third degree felony where your client has no priors. 

"Enjoy" (cough cough):

State Divisions Jan 25 by HR on Scribd

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you realize a new progressive prosecutor was elected in Broward. And you have Rundle.

Anonymous said...

You list shows Dennis Bailey as a judge. We booted him off the bench last month.