On May 14, Governor DeSantis (R, Bizarro-Land)'s stay at home order expired. It was Part-tee time in Flor-reee-dah! There were 680 new cases a day of Covid being diagnosed in the Sunshine State. And the end was near. Or at least as Churchill famously said, it may not be the beginning of the end, but it was certainly the end of the beginning.
Now a month later into this liberal-Democratic anti-Trump- just like a bad flu- don't tell me to wear no mask- virus, Florida has 2,783 new cases a day. Yahoo! Who says science don't work?
Just to put these numbers in context, at the "height" of the pandemic, Florida on April 1, 2020 had 1,575 new cases. Way to go low Ron!
So you are asking..."What does this mean for me?" Well it means that we are 2,783 people a day from getting to a point where courts can open and we can have jury trials so prosecutors can slink out of the REGJB after another Rumpolian NG. Well actually, our reasoning is a bit off. What we need is a steady decrease of new cases, not what we like to call the Ronny-D Spike. So much for opening back up safely. Sanely. Scientifically.
I shot an arrow in the air
It fell to earth I know not where
(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
For so swiftly the DeSantis virus numbers flew high in flight
I could not follow it with sight
Someone breathed a Covid droplet in the air
It fell on a passerby who went I know not where
For who has sight so strong and keen
It can follow the mist of Covid 19?
Long long afterward on South Beach
I found the passerby drinking in a breach
And the virus whose numbers grew
I found more sick people that I knew
(Horace Rumpole, h/t to H.W. Longfellow).
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