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Friday, August 23, 2019

AUGUST IS THE HOTTEST MONTH

Couple of things on our plate. 
The first is that if it's August, then the REGB is populated by well dressed, fresh-faced, eager new lawyers from the SAO and the PDs wandering around, wide-eyed, ready to make their mark in the criminal justice system. We welcome them and will have more to say shortly on these pages that your supervisors have explicitly told you that you are now allowed to read at work (while they do it). 




OIL AND WATER DO NOT MIX 
Neither do criminal defense attorneys and police officers, especially in the morning whilst scrambling for parking. Then the powers that be separated the two factions under the "separate but equal parking doctrine" that has yet to be overruled by Brown v Board of Parking
But there are cracks in the plan, and police cruisers have been spotted in the segregated section of the parking lot.  We're getting a flood of emails and pictures. Attorneys are up in arms, which is never a good thing, although most of them do not practice civil law, so the lid is still on the volcano, but not for long. 
Heed our warning. This will not end well. 




"But it's an ill wind blaws naebody gude"
Rob Roy, Sir Walter Scott. 

B MINUS FOR CREATIVENESS 








8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cops are driving over the grass to get into our lot.

Laws do not apply to police.

Anonymous said...

If the cops park in spaces reserved for "Liberty's Last Champions" they should be towed away.

Anonymous said...

Actually I have seen cops pressing the entry pad and getting permission to park for the Miami parking authority attendant on the other side.

Anonymous said...

Ovalle tweeted that ken weisman was part of the "heavy hitter" team of defense lawyers representing the movie star who punched that guy. So why didn't he do the cross and closing? He's ten times better than the mopes who lost the hearing.

Anonymous said...

Proud to announce that "PaleoRen (a Paleo Venue)" will be opening at three locations in South Florida in spring 2020 including the Aventura Mall, Doral, and South Miami. A sobe location near Joes is being considered but parking is an issue.

All your fav meals paleo and organic including some new ones like the veggie cauliflower philly cheese steak with vegan mozzarella and a cauliflower steak instead of a meat one served on a gluten free coconut-almond flour roll baked on premises; skate fish dip; baked Alaska began style, oat-milk hand churned ice cream; all the meats will be grass fed including lamb and veal and the Thursday special Grass-fed veal shank in a Grenache plum-wine sauce.
No word yet on the micro-brew beers, but we can hope.

Carmen Vizcaino said...

Parking authority has allocated 20 spots for LEOs in that lot due to parking shortage. The lot 26 operator is authorized to allow 20 LEOs in. I was advised that for every parking permit there is a space, the 20 are extra. If anyone sees them driving over the grass to get into the lot that needs to be brought to the attention of Judge Sayfie immediately.

Carmen M. Vizcaino

Rumpole said...

I don't know. Defense attorneys are supposed to fight the power not report cops. Just rubs wrong. rather deal with a rogue cop then ratting them out.

Carmen Vizcaino said...

Ok, so don't report the anyone who jumps the grass to get into the lot.