July 4, 2019
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth.
She is standing in an anteroom, a window overlooks the green estate. A light rain is falling. Her arms are crossed and she appears deep in thought. The phone rings and she grabs it on the first ring. It is the Prime Minister, Theresa May. The Queen has been expecting this call: "He did? So it's done? Signed? I see. From the UK? And the UN? And the rest of the world? So from everyone? Oh, not North Korea or Russia. But everyone else? I see. Yes, thank you Prime Minister."
And aide comes into the room and hands the Queen a piece of paper. The Queen puts on her reading glasses and begins to read...
THE NEW AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT.