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Wednesday, December 05, 2018

THE REASON TO GO TO COLLEGE

If you go to federal court in Miami, you need to park unless you use Uber, Lyft, or have your driver drop you off. You can park in the outdoor lot, or in the garage. If you park in the garage then maybe you are going to see Dore Louis, Art Hernandez, Joe Rosenbaum,  Sabrina Pugliese, Bill Barzee, Hector Flores, Margo Moss, or that other guy who is her partner. Maybe they can validate parking?

If you park in the corner lot outside, then you've seen this sign:

One reason to go to college, beyond learning enough not to commit federal crimes that require you to hire the above mentioned legal hot-shots, is so that you learn to spell "community". 


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did everybody forget about carter page?

Anonymous said...

and government!

Anonymous said...

and then in advanced classes one could learn to spell government ...

Anonymous said...

And how to spell Government or Courthouse.

Miguel M. de la O said...

What is worse than a misspelled sign seen by thousands every day? An UNNECESSARILY misspelled sign seen by thousands every day. The official name of the college has been -- for years -- Miami Dade college. They could just drop the "comunity."

anonymous said...

And "Government."

Rumpole said...

Wait! Government is spelled wrong???

Anonymous said...

The best thing about Miami is that it is right next to the United States...and you don't need a passport to go back and forth...

Anonymous said...

Are you talking about the guys who work out of a parking garage? High class!

the trialmaster said...

I am surprised those ignorant pricks spelled anything right.

Anonymous said...

Another post, another mistake. It's Sabrina Puglisi.

Seth Sklarey said...

The signs at the criminal courthouse still say Gersten building parking in honor of Joe not Richard