Here we are. Super Bowl Sunday. The day promised to all Americans in the Bible as a reward for American exceptionalism. A day when everyone has to sing the national anthem a dozen times and wear the American flag on their person.
Can we please stop mixing nationalistic jingoism with sport? Sing the national anthem once on opening day and be done with it. And there is no reason that the military has to be mixed in with sport. Jets that are designed to bomb and kill people have nothing to do with a football game.
Anway we have three words for Super Bowl Sunday.
Are you ready?
Fly Eagles Fly! 🦅
We are all in on Philly. We sold a few Eth coins and a couple of shares of Nvidia and called 8th Street Ernie and told him we are putting it all on Philly money line. No points. We got +120 but most online sites will only give you +100 or even money.
Here are a few prop bets we like.
We LOVE the bet that there will be a two-point conversion attempt. We got +320 for their being two -two-point conversion attempts and we also put some money on a successful 2 pointer.
Super Bowl MVP Jalen Hurst - Philly QB- going over 1.5 passing TDs? +150. Over 218 yards? -105. And the parlay over 1.5 TDs and over 218 yards> +260 on Hardrock.
The Over/Under? We aren't sure. Probably going to pass.
Here is a fun one. +6000 for any member of the Philly D line getting an INT. It would be on a tipped ball and we think the Eagle D Line will be in Mahomes face all day. He will be seeing them in his dreams tonight.
Eagles winning by between 1-6 points? +325. This is a great bet. Eagles winning by 13-18 points? +900. $50 bucks for fun on that one.
And finally, the bet you are all waiting for. After 0ver 100K simulations, taking into account the latitude and longitude of New Orleans and the Coriolis effect on that area, we are very certain that the coin flip will be.......
TAILS!
It's gonna be a Green Super Bowl. It won't be close. We will be enjoying the game with a few cold ones and a Pats Cheese-Steak we had flown in last night for the game.
"Wit" of course. (If you don't know what "Wit" is in a cheese steak order, go on to Mr. Markus's blog We are sure you can find a lively discussion on pending changes to the federal rules of evidence that may be more your style).