SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE

D..i...a..z..d...e...l...a..p..o..r..t..i...hey, there's not enough room!

Why is this man signing the front/back of a folder/binder/menu? 

Why is putting this picture on your election website seen as helpful to wooing voters? 

Shouldn't a successful lawyer be reading a case, or signing an important and complex document instead of scribbling on the back of some brown something-or-other? 

Also, he's either not wearing a tie (which is fine by us) or has a napkin tucked in over his tie (which is kinda-dorky).  It's hard to tell. There's also two white lines running parallel though his hair. 


Update: an alert reader, possibly with the NSA satellite recon unit, noticed the wallet and cell phone on the windowsill. Could be signs of a poorly tailored suit. Mens Warehouse anyone? Also, close inspection yields that there are buttons visible on the shirt. No napkin.

All in all, not the best political photo we've ever seen. 
This one is much better:

President Ronald Wilson Reagan, July 3, 1986

Why is this man running for judge? ( The guy signing the menu, not President Reagan.)  We ask the hard questions other members in the media won't. 

Maybe it doesn't matter if your name is Renier Diaz De La Portilla ala-vote-for-me-because-of -my-name-por-favor.

DUI CHECKPOINT ALERT:
Constitutionally, the police are required to publicize a DUI checkpoint. We pass on the information as part of our spirit of public service. 

The Broward Sheriff's Office will be running a DUI checkpoint today from 7:30 am to 11:00 am at the entrance to the Judicial parking lot at the Main Courthouse in Fort Lauderdale today. 

Kindly act accordingly. 

Drive safe and sober* and see you in court. 



* unless you wear robe and work north of the border.