Your Miami Heat are on the verge of an epic, choking collapse, as after going up 3-0 in their playoff series again the Celtics, the series is now 3-2, with the Heat having collapsed like the little losers they are. Game 6 is in Miami and then.....game 7 is in Boston (cue Jaws theme music).
It's not the Heat that we really do not like, it is you- their Miami front-running fans who only show up for the playoffs wearing your fancy foo-foo white shirts and screaming and yelling like you've watched every game this year when we all know that as front-running phony Miami fans you don't even pay attention until game seven of the playoffs.
The Florida Panthers are another story. Barely making the playoffs as the last seed, the never say die Panthers steamrolled their way to the Stanely Cup finals with an over-the-hill goalie- Sergei Bobrovsky (34), and a remarkable forward- Matthew Tkachuck- who has shown an unbelievable ability to score the game winning goal three times in these playoffs.
Celtics/ Heat in Miami Game 6 Saturday night.
Celtics/ Heat in Boston, Game 7 Monday night.
Enjoy your holiday weekend watching your team collapse.
Courts are closed Monday and flags will be at half-staff Tuesday mourning (no not Alonso Mourning) you know who.