FOOTBALL 2019 PREDICTIONS

Football is back. As is our custom, we give you some predictions that you can bank on, ending with our super bowl predication and our lock sold 100% guarantee SB coin flip that will allow you to double your money, guaranteed. 

So here are our  predictions and why your 2019 Miami Dolphins will win the Super Bowl. *

1) The NFC championship game will be the Saints at the 49'ers. Long shot: Packers at San Fran

2) Ride the Seahawks all the way to the playoffs. But no further.

3) Avoid the Rams. 

4) The Cleveland Browns will... win about four games. There are some certainties in the universe. You cannot exceed the speed of light. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only altered. Broward has  a very unfair court system. And the Cleveland Browns cannot be successful. It will upset the order of things if the Browns become winners. Schrodinger's cat will not just live, it will bite you. Mike Satz will order a case against an innocent man dismissed. Trump will admit he is liar. Fox News will endorse Bernie Sanders for President. These are some of the improbable things that would occur if Cleveland is successful. 

5) The Cowboys will stink. Bet against them every week except week one. 

6) Patrick Mahomes is the real deal. So are the Chiefs who will be in the Super Bowl this year.  KC beats long shot Titans in AFC Championship game is our long shot prediction. More likely, in a repeat KC beats the Cheaters. 

7) J...E....T....S... Jets Jets Jets are better than you think. 

8) Remember the NY football Giants and Eli Manning? Neither do we. 

9)  Antonio Brown is listed in the Robert Muller report. Really. 

10)  With the First Overall pick in the 2020 draft, the Miami Dolphins select....

11) The Cincinnati Bengals will fumble the coin toss at least once. They may also never win a game until Tiffany Trump is President. 

12) Overrated: Lions, Vikes, Bears, Browns, Ravens, Falcons, Texans, Rams, Cheaters.  

13) Going to have a bad year and everyone knows it: Miami, Bengals,  Raiders,  Giants, 

14) Might surprise ya: Jets, Jags, Seahawks, Jameis Winston and the Bucs, Bills and the Titans.

15) Bill Belichick doesn't have a reflection in a mirror. 🧛🧛This explains most of it. 

16) Your next Chairman of the Federal Reserve....Antonio Brown. 

17) POTUS is impeached by end of year. Senate goes into recess until after election as Mitch McConnell stages a sit-in at the Capitol while his aides bring him nourishment from McDonalds every day.


* Not really.