Warning: there are parts of this post that will make you very uncomfortable, especially if you have a fondness for donkeys.
It arrives every year, unpleasant as can be, like a colonoscopy, tax day, or an arraignment before a DeSantis Drone Judge: the first Sunday without football.
But fear not. Baseball players have reported for spring training, and our annual summer European sabbatical is close enough for us to start making reservations at hotels and AirB&Bs
Let us address a few thoughts.
There is chatter and a Miami Herald article about an experienced (and non-DeSantis Drone Judge) who rejected a 20-year prison plea offer in a Domestic Violence Attempted Murder case only to have the jury acquit the defendant who had confessed to shooting at the other party. Lesson? One we preach often: be careful what you ask for in life; you may get it.
Here's a fun immigration fact. What did the new administration do in support of their increased attempts to deport people? Why the obvious of course- fire a bunch of immigration judges. Duh, The report is here: Judges Fired.
Several CLI/Law school interns at the SAO and PDs office are mulling offers for top positions at the Department of Justice, as there are almost no supervisors left to do the bidding of the Evil Sith Lord Bove III.
And finally, this nearly unspeakable act of cruelty. Do fake goods from China worry you? They should. And whatever you do, do not, repeat, DO NOT buy a Zebra from China. Most likely you will get a donkey with black and white stripes painted on.
All the tragic details are here.
And the MAGA crowd spends their days fretting about RHINOS. Sheesh. Don't be fooled. It's a donkey.
