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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

HANKY PANKY

 Warning: NSFJC (not safe for judicial chambers- it may give some ideas...) 

In an investigation sure to make a Broward Judge blush (and probably a little bit envious) an unnamed federal judge (apparently NOT in the SDFL so don't get crazy here) engaged in some extra-judicial activities in chambers.   Think Jersey Shore meets US District Court with a little Friend House thrown in.  Actually, think whatever you want. It just restores our faith that as we wind down the blog, and as Broward Judges got their act together, there still are enough other judges committing hanky panky to make sure that old bloggers never die, they just fade away laughing at those who wear black to work and sit above others. 

Here is the 11th Circuit (Motto "Affirmed if you're a defendant appellant") finding of fact. NO truth to the rumor the finding has been optioned to Netflix with Sydney Sweeney signed to co-star. 


11-25-90212 Judicial Council Order_0 by Anonymous PbHV4H


Anyone else thinking "Get a room, willya?"

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many cops hang out at the SAO for some hanky panky with the badge bunnies. “Sign my court slip?”

Sir Wilfred said...

As a Flip Wilson said, ‘ Here comes the Judge’

Anonymous said...

Hanky Panky at the SAO. Get a room City cops.

Anonymous said...

This is nothing new. The Justice Building has had more than its share of Judges, married and single, having sex with their hot ASA’s, PD’s and jurors.

You want names?

Anonymous said...

I. Was under the impression that you were handing over the reins to one of the guest bloggers. Is that no longer the case?

Anonymous said...

I jammed two judges , two ASAs, an interpreter, clerk and witness in the courthouse. Gotta strike when the iron is hot

Anonymous said...

Clerk got a great introduction to the real world.

Anonymous said...

There was a time half the prosecutors were hooking up with cops.

Anonymous said...

Red Pill strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Let's discuss this one--- https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/business/fired-jpmorgan-employee-who-claimed-wrongful-termination-over-642-50-super-bowl-deli-platter-awarded-4m/

Anonymous said...

Hi diddly ho lawyerino! What’s the stats on hooking up with cops?

Anonymous said...

What’s your name?

Anonymous said...

It’s a toga party!

Anonymous said...

No secretaries?

Anonymous said...

Yes!!

Anonymous said...

Support staff as well.

Anonymous said...

The best tag team in America!

Anonymous said...

No SEX in the DEPO ROOM!

Anonymous said...

So what have I learned? Must avoid ASA women for reasons in comments, must avoid PD/defense attorney women because they are super liberal women, oh yea it's over.

Anonymous said...

Still less of an ethical problem than a sitting judge on the Third DCA texting KFR about how to prosecute criminal cases and edit pleadings her court is reviewing. The federal judge banging the cop wasn’t also telling him how to write search or arrest warrants her court would review, and the federal opinion takes pains to make clear she didn’t rule on any cases involving him.

Anonymous said...

The blue pill

Anonymous said...

You probably have an std

Anonymous said...

Typical question from an SAO chief.

Anonymous said...

"Jammed"? You charmer, you.

Anonymous said...

yes

Anonymous said...

What Miami ASA is pushing the Palm Beach SAO to re-file the traffic ticket for the woman with no hand?

Anonymous said...

No hanky panky in the Depo Room!

Anonymous said...

Gas Station Rhino pill

Anonymous said...

Another example of why the public thinks so little of the judicial branch. Name the judge. A self regulated branch of government that works in secrecy and has a lifetime appointment. Feh.

Anonymous said...

Double dipping the OT. Literally.

Anonymous said...

Now that’s what I call winning at all cost.

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with super liberal women.

Anonymous said...

She has no Hand clearly the cop was lying

Anonymous said...

It’s completely subjective. Avoid or approach? No wrong answer

Anonymous said...

Legend!

Anonymous said...

Yes please!

Anonymous said...

Hands down!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Flip actually said, "Here come the Judge" No "s"

Anonymous said...

and they're judges now.