Make sure you read the previous post so you can update your favourite judge about the 2nd DCA's en banc decision this week that the smell of marijuana is not probable cause.
We are in for a rainy weekend as per Hank and Roy, two guys who have agreed to cover the National Weather Service in between their shifts at Costco, as the NWS fires most employees during the shutdown for "spreading malicious and false rumors about so-called global warming".
Hank and Roy think that there will be rain all weekend here in South Florida because of "like, dude, some weather thing that is like nearby in the ocean".
In other weekend news, the Government is still shut down. The Yankees beat the Red Sox and advance to the divisional series, and the Cubs eeked out a win over the Padres and will now face the team with the best record in MLB: your Milwaukee Brewers. In probably the best series scheduled, the Dodgers and the Phillies face off, and (yawn) Detroit plays Seattle. At this rate the World Series will start in December.
Our picks? Yanks, Brew-crew, Phillies (Dodgers have no bullpen), and Seattle. The WS? Seattle vs Phillies. Winner? Phillies.
Your Miami Dolphins head to Carolina as one-point favourites, and our advice is to jump on the Fins now before you have to give more points by Sunday.
Stay tuned as Hank and Roy stock those shelves at Costco and do their best to provide weather updates in the dark ages of the USA where scientists are the enemy.
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