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Thursday, February 13, 2025

CHAPTER 23 THE EVIL SITH BOVE III

 A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

Chapter 23. The Evil Sith Lord Bove III. 

The Emperor found a weak point over Adams The Hutt who rules the province of New York. 

"Dismiss the charges against him" the Emperor said. "But not permanently. Hold them over Adams the Hutt's head so he has to do our bidding on immigration." 

"Yes" said the Evil Sith Lord Bove III. 

The Evil Sith Lord Bove III

The Evil Sith Lord Bove III directed Princess Sassoon who was heading the Southern District of New York's prosecution of Adam The Hutt to drop the charges.

Adams The Hutt

 
"No" responded Princess Sassoon. Her letter is here. Such an action "is inconsistent with my ability and duty to prosecute federal crimes without fear or favor and to advance good-faith arguments before the courts."  

The Evil Sith Lord Bove III was brought to anger. His letter is here. "In no valid sense do you uphold the Constitution by disobeying direct orders implementing the policy of the Emperor. ..and anyone romanticizing that behavior does a disservice to the nature of this work and the public's perception of our efforts." 

Princess Sassoon's resignation was followed by another resignation in her office, and then two more resignation's by two prosecutors who led the Public Integrity Section in the DOJ. Kevin Driscoll, who headed the Public Integrity Section resigned, as did his deputy John Keller. Both are distinguished, career prosecutors.  

For more on what this represents, see our post on the Saturday Night Massacre. 

In response to the pressures placed on Adams The Hutt, Adams issued an executive order allowing, for the first time, the Emperor's Immigration Officials into the Rikers Island Club to search for aliens from other galaxies to deport. Prior to the order New York City had been a sanctuary city and had not allowed agents of the Emperor into the Rikers Island Club. Not that there is any quip pro Bove III between the dropping of the case and the change in policies. 

The story did not end for Princess Sassoon and her ragged band of prosecutors who defied the Evil Sith Lord Bove III. 

The Sith Lord, with the approval of the Wicked Witch of the South Pam Bondi (sorry to be mixing metaphors and Star Wars and The Wizzard Of Oz but it had to be done), set forth the agents of the DOJ after Princess Sessons and her band of prosecutors. The Evil Sith Lord Bove III opened and investigation into the actions of Princess Sessons and the others who resigned from her. 

The Wicked Witch Of The South

"I am not done with them yet" The Evil Sith Lord Bove III said, rubbing his small hands together in evil delight. 

The Emperor and The Evil Sith Lord Bove III



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who are the Siths at the SAO?

Sir Wilfred said...

Brilliant, right up there with Jonathan Swift

Anonymous said...

Every prosecution office in America should post a copy of Danielle Sassoon’s letter to Asst AG Bove in a place of prominence so all prosecutors might see the honor that may be achieved by speaking truth to power.
I don’t know how this will play out, but as a former prosecutor, I can say I took pride in seeing her stand up to those whom she perceived wished her to compromise her integrity for expediency.
As to Bove, he is confused as to who his current client actually is.

Anonymous said...

Sassoon’s letter, position and integrity on this issue deserves an honorable spot in the annals of prosecutions in America. Bove, on the other hand, deserves to be remembered as the anus of prosecution. And Bondi is on the Giuliani fast track to shit on any positive legacy she may have built as a state prosecutor.

Anonymous said...

Khalil and Abuhoff

Anonymous said...

I stopped reading Sassoon's letter when she wrote, "Federal prosecutors may not consider a potential defendant's political associations, activities or beliefs." REALLY?? Well those federal cases brought against Trump in Florida and DC were based, in part, or in whole, because he was Trump. But now it's a problem? AND If you've practiced against the Feds long enough, you'll see that DOJ DOES and HAS considered a defendant's associations in the past. Epstein alone received a sweetheart deal. You don't think that deal was green lit because of who he associated with? Spare me the outrage.

Anonymous said...

Awfully good.

Anonymous said...

Faced with this directive/order, I would have done the same thing if I were a prosecutor in this situation. This is not normal and should not be welcomed by anyone who believes in the United States Constitution. MAGA folks who believe in the Constitution should join the chorus of alarm, as we're going down a very slippery slope with unknown wider consequences. Posting anonymously here as who knows what the DOJ would do.. let them track my IP address if they want to come after me.

Anonymous said...

Who is the Jabba the Hut?

Anonymous said...

They are already tracking you

Anonymous said...

11:40 trying really hard to out herself

Anonymous said...

Not sure Bondi had any positive legacy as a state prosecutor.

Anonymous said...

Much more accomplished than KFR.

Anonymous said...

Who?

Anonymous said...

What is KFR’s legacy? 😂