HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II HAS DIED
The Queen is dead. Long live the King.
Here it is. The award winning, earth shaking, JOA making, NG getting, No discovery needed, viagra taking, world famous REGJB BLOG SURVIVOR POOL
It's amazing how the most brilliant legal minds cannot follow simple instructions. (People who wear all black to work every day and sit above the world are obviously excluded from that last statement).
1) send all selections to FBpool12@gmail.com. Use our other email and you lose.
2) Make a REGULAR pick for this week. Name your team. Saints, Cowboys, Jets, Giants, Dolphins, Bucs, Vikes, you decide. That's your regular pick.
3) Want a bonus week off? (Everyone gets one). Pick the total in the Rams-Bills opening game set for Thursday night. Any number works. 2 (just one safety), 3 (just one field goal) 10-7 (a td and two fgs) etc. 30, 44, 56, 67, whatever you want. CLOSEST TO THE TOTAL GETS A SECOND WEEK PASS
4) Want a SECOND LIFE? Pick the EXACT SCORE: Bills 11-Rams 9; Rams 67-Bills 65; Rams 21- Bills 17. Whatever you want, To win a second life you have to hit this EXACTLY.
Which means- your total pick- 11, 19, 67,33, 44 DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE SUM OF YOUR EXACT SCORE PICK. You can go out on a flyer and say Bills 9-Rams 6 to try and win a second life AND ALSO PICK A DIFFERENT TOTAL- like 44. The choice is yours.
This is NOT BRAIN SURGERY OR THE FEDERAL RULES OF CIVIL PROCEDURE You passed the bar, you should understand this.
IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE CHART BELOW YOU ARE NOT SIGNED UP- SEND AN EMAIL TO FBPOOL12@GMAIL.COM and make your picks. If you don't want to play for the bonuses on the Thursday night game, just make a regular one team pick by Sunday kickoff.
TIES- STAY ALIVE. That's the rule. Live it, learn it, love it. Jets 33- Ravens 33, and you picked the Ravens, you continue on.
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8 comments:
Other potential entry names:
Miller's Maternity Ward. (No fathers needed if on the trial docket)
Miller's Gender Reveal Party
Miller's Lactation Room
C'mon folks, lets get creative. Lets fill this pool with Miller obstetric references.
What the heck is the deal with Kenneth W? Where is your bet? Doesn’t Switzerland have WiFi?
Miller’s Diapers Ward
Miler overrules maternity ( MOM)
When viewed on a mobile device, this post appears as "Survivor Pool Starts Tonight" with a picture of Her Majesty directly below the title. Yikes.
Did I win the survivor pool bet last night??
Enough of the Queen. Boring!!!!
The readers want more Hanzy & Coco.
Come on now. Way more interesting. Sightings? Verdicts? Awards? Knighthoods?
A few friends sent me a photo of King Charles on the cover of some newspaper with a caption that says, "73 year old man finally gets a job."
I don't think we should make fun of the death of the queen. I have much respect for her. She did lots of good deeds.
They may be big shots in England but, they're still a family and nobody should laugh about a death in the family.
I may break that rule when Trump dies.
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