We start our post with some sad notes, remembering that we live in a violent and dangerous world. On Saturday two students were killed and several remained hospitalized, one in critical condition, in the second shooting incident at Brown University.
And in Australia, Jewish families who had gathered at a local beach in Sydney to celebrate Hannukah were attacked and multiple people were killed. Australia, which has the highest community of Holocaust survivors outside of Israel, has recently become a hot bed of antisemitism and anti-sematic violent attacks. The thought of families with children gathering to celebrate a joyous event only to be victims of a planned attack is not only sobering and so very sad, but it is a story that has been tragically occurring over and over these past few years- not that it has ever really stopped since the end of WWII.
Take a moment and reflect that as John Kennedy said, "We all inhabit the same planet, breathe the same air, and we are all mortal." When will learn to let all our brothers and sisters live in peace?
Okay, here we go.
A family member who is an NBA fanatic called us last night- we just had to take Jaylen Brunson of the Knicks to score more than 25 points ( he ended with 40) and then roll that money (a bet called If...then) on a parlay: the Spurs money line over OKC and De'Aaron Fox over 2.5 three pointers (he got three of them). So as we used to say over the phone to our dear departed friend and bookie 52nd Street Irwin : "If Two dimes on Brunson over 25 then Spurs money line plus Fox over two and a half threes." There was something romantic about making a surreptitious phone call and using lingo that the average person could not decode. It was much more exciting that tapping a stupid app.
Ah, to go back to the days when we were a hustling law student roaming the halls of the local courthouse, ostensibly interning for a local criminal defense attorney legend, but in reality taking bets from judges, lawyers, and clerks for Irwin and getting 15% of the profits. We carried rolls of quarters, medical wipes for the payphones, and a beeper, and competed with the local small-time drug dealers for the payphones:
"Hey you want some weed or blow?"
"Nah. But we can get you the Jets plus five over the Dolphins tonight if you want. The rest of the books have it at plus four and a half."
Judge us if you wish, but it not only paid for law school (it was A LOT cheaper back then), it also allowed us to pick up checks at the Palm and these new places that served something called sushi, for our struggling comrades in law school.
Enough reminiscing. Here we go. There are some very interesting games today.
Bengals at home over the fading Ravens and getting 2.5? Oh yeah, we like Cincy today.
Browns at Bears in brutally Chicago cold weather. The under 38.5 looks so tempting, so we will go light on the over. And just a bit on Bears -7.5. This could be a last second FG win, or a 38-10 thumping.
Here's the marquee matchup: Bills (-1.5) at the Cheaters. Buffalo has not had the season it wanted, but we see them as getting things together and getting hot at the right time. Take Buffalo over NE. (But let's hope for NE running back Henderson to have a big day for one of Rumpole's FF team).
A $25 parlay Bengals and Bills money line pays $105 on the Hardrock app- so we are placing this bet, but with more digits at risk.
And finally THE game everyone will be watching. 74 (actually 44) year old Phillip Rivers starting for the Colts against perhaps the best defense in the NFL: Seattle. Apparently Dan Marino had a scheduling conflict, was not available, and Broadway Joe Namath wanted too much money. Seattle is going to win. BUT Rivers passing for over 155 yards? Yeah, sign us up to root for the old guy every time.
We are enjoying our third Survivor championship and are sad to report that in our big Vegas contest, we had to pick two teams last week in an effort to narrow the field. One of our picks was Tampa Bay- the team that knocked out Dan Tibbet in our league, and 35% of the remaining players in our Vegas contest- and Rumpole is sadly out just on the bad side of the bubble and we are not cashing anything. Better luck next year.