The answer is to act as lawyers Bernardo Roman and Pepe Herrera did in representing the Miccosukee Tribe. They had a dream client and they screwed it up, got nailed with over a million dollars in attorneys fees, and now are being disbarred.
Why does Judge Tunis always get the hard cases?
These orders together are a novella in scope and size.
This is what not to do.
Also, it's not a good idea for anyone, even a retired judge serving as a general master, to bring pistachio nuts to a deposition.
Roman Order
Roman Order Bar by Anonymous PbHV4H on Scribd
Herrera Order
Pepe Bar Rec by Anonymous PbHV4H on Scribd