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Saturday, September 19, 2026

QUERY

 This pretty much consumed most of one of our talk-radio shows yesterday. Surprisingly, it was a sports talk show. Our days involve more than reading Le Monde, the Wall Street Journal, and crafting cross examination questions. 

Query: does a straw have one hole or two?

As our fav jurist Judge Moreno was wont to ask, "what say you?"


A straw 




4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A straw has two holes and a hot dog is not a sandwich.

Anonymous said...

who cares

Anonymous said...

Meat between two pieces of bread. Mustard. Or ketchup. Sounds like a sandwich to me.
Hot Dog Harry

Anonymous said...

Consider a person tasked to make straws from a cylinder with both ends closed. Think of an elongated can. The only way to make straws from this closed-end cylinder is to open two holes - one at each end. Otherwise, this random straw example would not suck, and would not be a straw. It follows that there are two holes in the straw. The real question is: can a hole terminate in a hole?