SWIFT AND SURE

SUPER BOWL BETTING TIP: The Swifties cannot find a song equal to Tiny Dancer, so throughout the weekend we will be giving you some Super Bowl betting tips- this one from Matty Meatballs, a professional bettor who lives in Vegas. You can bet the Chiefs on the money line and get +105 or +110 meaning that without points a 100 bet returns 105 to 110. OR you can get Mahomes as the MVP for +130-  so if you like the Chiefs, play the Mahomes MVP and get better value. Case in point, Meatballs was part of a consortium that spread seven figures among a dozen books last year during the NBA finals on Nikola Jokic winning the MVP and not his Denver Nuggets winning the series.   The bets paid off handsomely and generated about 25% more in odds than a bet on Denver. 

As promised, heading into Super Bowl weekend we renew our feud with the Swifties. 

We start with Ms. Dunderhead's new album. 

Someone get this girl an editor! It should be either "The Tortured Poet's Department" if it's one poet, or the "Tortured Poets' Department" if it's a bunch of tortured poets. And if these poets are listening to her insipid swill, we know why they are tortured. 

We promised a song off, and we will start.  Without using the heavy artillery just yet, we submit for you this song, bubble-gummy in nature, which is miles better than anything she squeals, be it in Tokyo where she is this weekend, or in a Super Bowl box where she will be Sunday.