Ready for a career change?
Ready to join a dynamic team that wants to make a difference?
Ready to sell your soul, ethics, and self- respect?
Then the US Attorneys Office for the SDFL WANTS YOU!
Here's some helpful facts.
Barbie will be your boss.
But this guy will be telling you what to do, how to do it , what to say, what not to say, and when your self-respect is gone and you cannot tolerate it anymore, he will be the one who fires you.
This is your client.
Not this.
You get to terrorize children.
But you can and will be required to admire him.
These will have no bearing on your duties and the decisions you make.
But, and this is big- you don't have to listen to these people or do what they tell you to do.
So if you're a team player and ready to put your legal skills to use to destroy the republic and step on cherished constitutional principles, then the US Attorneys Office for the SDFL is looking for you!
Because as history shows, there should be no legal limits on the power of the executive.
