A big, weird case.
So naturally, it was in Broweird.
Here's one headline:
Man who claimed girlfriend accidentally choked during oral sex found not guilty of murder.
While the defense had moved pretrial to display the ...ah.....hmmm... appendage in question sounds about right- that never occurred. The court had deferred on the ruling and the defense never re-erected the defense during trial. Perhaps they went soft, or otherwise had second thoughts. Sometimes discretion and remaining securely zipped up is the better part of valor, not to mention a wise trial strategy.
So for our female readers, having been found not guilty...would you go out on a date with the defendant?
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