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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

RICHARD SHARPSTEIN HAS DIED.

UPDATE: A reader submitted a poem, not written for Richard, but very applicable: 



UPDATE: We're warning you now, this is a hard video to watch if you considered yourself a friend of Sharpy's. 

UPDATE: Richard's funeral will take place at Temple Beth Shalom in Miami Beach. The address is 4144 Chase Avenue.

His friends called him "Sharpie" and did any criminal defense attorney have a better nick name? 

He was the best amongst us. The brightest. He could hold you spell bound with an argument. He was at the top of his game and had been for many years. When he was in trial, word spread throughout the courthouse and lawyers, young and old, prosecutors and defense attorneys alike, would crowd into the courtroom to watch him. Voir dire, opening, cross and closing. You wanted to watch him, a master at his craft, perform. And perform he did. He once gave a closing in federal court wearing an old raincoat, doing a Columbo impersonation. 

One of the best things about Sharpie was that he always had time for a friend, and once you were introduced to him, you were a friend. We chatted with him last week at the REGJB, and as always, we came away from the talk feeling better about our profession and ourselves. 

Sharpie was one of a kind. His like won't be seen again along this way. 

He made our City better.
He made our profession better. 
He made me a better lawyer.
He was truly a giant in his field and a legend. 

His death is cruel and untimely and reminds each of us to cherish our life, cherish our days, respect our work, love our family, and treat all that we meet the way Sharpie did- with a smile, a pat on the back, a joke that brought a smile to your face, a few kind words or a tip on how to handle a tough case. 

We've lost two giants in the Miami Legal community this week. 
David O Markus's father- Stuart Markus, died on Sunday. DOM's blog has a link to a scholarship set up at UM law school in his name.  And as DOM just wrote on his blog,  Stuart Markus and Sharpie are in heaven, trading war stories, cracking each other up with jokes. 

Rest In Peace. 


Monday, December 09, 2013

RACE RES

Update: Our dear friend David O Markus's most difficult blog post: remembering his great father Stuart Markus,  who passed away Sunday. 
Ovalle/Herald Obit here: Best line was by Judge Milt Hirsch- "He was like Atticus Finch....the last small town lawyer in this big town." Is there any higher compliment a lawyer could receive? 


Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., took the last trip of his life to Memphis, Tennessee in 1968, to fight not for the rights of African Americans, but to support striking sanitation workers. King was planning a second "March on Washington" to duplicate the success of the march he led in 1963. This march was to focus exclusively on economic rights and poverty. But King never made it out of Memphis alive. 

Last Friday we took a cheap and gratuitous shot at the Dade State Attorneys Office on the issue of race, and a few readers rightfully called us out on it. But before you go awarding the SAO a Spirit Of Dr. King Award, the fact that they don't overtly discriminate on the basis of color does not relieve them of their responsibility for recognizing the causes of the crime they prosecute. 

King knew that the challenge for the next generation would not be race, but poverty. 
Poverty is a spirit crushing form of discrimination more insidious than racism. The causes of poverty are for another discussion and perhaps another blog. But the effects of poverty on the criminal justice system need to be recognized and discussed. 

What do you think the mean income is for any random selection of individuals in custody in the Dade County Jail?  What do you expect a child who is born into poverty, only knows his father through jail cells, and has a mother who is a crack addict to become? An engineer? A poet? Or a drug dealer? 
Yes, remarkable examples exist of remarkable individuals who beat the odds and pulled themselves up from less than nothing. But those who cite such examples ignore the phrase "beat the odds". 

When a prosecutors' office incarcerates  a generation of young, poor, poverty stricken individuals who know nothing but crime, and who have never known anything but poverty and  crime, then their actions are worse than racist. 

Let's be clear: our prosecutors' office is not racist. But they are blind and deaf to the root of the problem, which is not the color of a person's skin, but the poverty in to which they were born. 

Do rich kids from Pinecrest commit crimes? Sure. But examine  one significant segment of the population of individuals being prosecuted: those against whom the state is seeking the death penalty. How many were born and raised in Pinecrest or Coral Gables to a stable family? How many had good medical care, educational opportunities, safe home environments, time for play and exposure to arts and music and literature and travel before they ended up a defendant in a death case? Sure you can cite the Joyce Cohen case and one or two others, but we venture that more than 95% of defendants facing the death penalty come from abject poverty and unstable-unsafe home environments. (FN1).  

So what does that mean? Poor people are just more likely to be vicious killers? Well, actually, yes and no. Because while there is no simple answer, most killers are made, not born, and they are made by their  environment. 

The statistics can be extrapolated to almost every type of  quality of life crime (but strangely not such crimes like stock fraud). Who gets arrested for street narcotics sales? Purse snatchings?  Senseless  and tragic robberies of nails salons?  This is not to say we should not fully prosecute the thugs who senselessly killed that poor innocent child in the nail salon recently. 

But if we don't understand what drove that young man to rob that nail salon and what created the type of individual who has no respect for human life, then we are all in danger. Because we cannot incarcerate the 16% of US society that the 2010 census says lives in poverty.  But that is what we see every prosecutors' office trying to do. And to be fair, they are just enforcing the laws promulgated by the legislature. But then again, there used to be laws against Colored People and Jews drinking from the same water fountains in Miami Beach as white people. We looked at a home recently (for a friend) in Bal Harbour that had a restrictive covenant in the deed forbidding the sale of the home to individuals of "1/4 negro blood or 1/8 Jewish blood". And that used to be the law. 

So the Dade SAO does not get a pass for blindly enforcing the law without making any attempt (that we can see) to understand what causes the crimes they prosecute. They have a PTI program for first offenders but that doesn't help  the 19 year old from Liberty City on his 11th arrest. Something caused that kid to get arrested all those times. 

And indeed it was the "content of his character and not the color of his skin." But fifty years after Dr. King dreamed about a society where his children were judged by the content of their character, it's time we start asking what role poverty plays in forming the content of character?  Until that happens, we are no better than the sheriff enforcing Jim Crow laws and racist restrictive covenants in deeds. 

See You In Court. 



FN1: The proof of this is undeniable.   The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) wrote the following in its release “Talking Points: Suspend the Death Penalty,” published on www.naacp.org (accessed Aug. 4, 2008):
“The death penalty is the most lethal form of social injustice in the United States. The race and class bias which permeates the American justice system result in this most extreme punishment being handed out almost exclusively to the poor…
Nearly all of the 3,500 Americans awaiting execution on death row today have low-income backgrounds…

Sunday, December 08, 2013

NFL WEEK 14

The survivor pool rolls on. 
Lurvey takes the Chiefs, Weisman picks the Ravens, and Rumpole has the Steelers. No word yet from Lucy Lew.  Lucy Lew Grabbed the Chiefs right under the wire. 
Sorry for the quick post. Internet access issues on plane. 

Rumpole loses (that's what we get for picking against the hometown team). Everybody else wins- Weisman squeaks through on a close one. Three march on to week 15. A tiebreaker for week 16 is on the horizon but we also are considering awarding the title to all who pick a winner through week 16. Your thoughts? 

Not a great day to travel by the plane. Most of the country is completely shut down. 

Coming tomorrow: Race and Res. 

Friday, December 06, 2013

MIAMI GARDENS COPS GET A PASS

The Miami Dade State Attorneys Office (Motto: "nolle prosse unless you're poor or black") has declined to prosecute any officers from the Miami Gardens Police Department for their activities in harassing a Quikstop convenience stores customers and employees. 

There is at least one federal civil rights lawsuit already filed against Miami Gardens. But the SAO never let videotaped evidence stand in the way of giving a police officer a pass. In this case, it's most of the Miami Gardens Department. 

Here's the CBS channel 4 story. 





Thursday, December 05, 2013

NELSON MANDELA HAS DIED

Nelson Mandela died. In terms of character, he ranks with the greatest of leaders from the 20th Century. 

FSU QB James Winston. In terms of character he fits right in with collegiate football athletes. 

State Attorney Will Meggs had a press conference to announce that his office would not be filing sexual battery charges against James Winston.  His snickering, joking press conference ranks right up there with the most insensitive performance a public official has ever done in regards to a victim of sexual assault. 

Manny Crespo Jr., was elected president of the Cuban American Bar Association in what was whispered the closest vote ever. The winning margin may have been less than 30 votes out of 700 cast. Somewhere in heaven, his father has a big smile on his face. He would have been very proud. 

Joan Leonard: several alert readers also reminded us that Judge Joan Leonard also started in county court, went to circuit court, and then the federal bench. The grand slam would have to be starting as a traffic magistrate, then county court, then circuit, then 3rd DCA/Federal Bench. 

THE YEAR OF ELAN

The answers (plural) to our trivia question in the last post was that the last two federal judges to start their judicial career as a county court judge were Federico Moreno, who we believe was the first in the southern district of Florida to make the trek from county court, to circuit court, to federal court, and the second was Cecilia Altonaga. The nominations of Judges Bloom and Gayles would, if confirmed, double the number to four.

The Reason Why Twitter is great:
Elan Gale was on a flight Thanksgiving day.  His flight was delayed. A woman on the flight was complaining. Elan live tweeted the fun and his account blew up:

elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
Our flight is delayed. A woman on here is very upset because she has Thanksgiving plans. She is the only one obviously. Praying for her
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
She's telling the flight attendants that it is Thanksgiving. She wants them to know she wants to have dinner with her family
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
The male flight attendant said "I understand ma'am. I'm looking forward to seeing my family too." She responded "This isn't about you"
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
Her family is very important to her, she says. Her family has a special recipe for stuffing. She needs to be there to help. It is crucial
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
She has a connecting flight. Why doesn't anyone understand she has a connecting flight? Why do people not understand her needs?
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
"Today is Thanksgiving! I'm supposed to be with my family. NOT with you people I barely know!"
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
She had to sit down because we took off. She has been muttering "about DAMN time" and I can hear her breathing from 5 rows back
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
I sent the lady a glass of wine and a note
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
She's pushing her call button a lot
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
The male flight attendant is giving me the "let's just pretend this never happened" face. Shaking his head a lot
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
He gave me two little bottles of vodka but he won't hand them to her. He says I have to do it myself
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
I'm going to do it
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
Oh my God I did it I walked as if I was going to the bathroom and I leaned over and put them on her tray table and walked away Oh my God
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
I'm not going to lie I am shaking this is so terrifying she is so angry at me it's kind of incredible
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
I don't really know what to do now I'm afraid to get out of my seat. This is like being on a roller coaster I'm scared and super excited
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
The male flight attendant just handed me a note from 7A
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
This means war
 
The twitter account continues until it ends with, not surprisingly the woman slapping Elan at the gate of the airport once they landed.
 
elan gale @theyearofelan 28 Nov
She walked right up to me and slapped me immediately in the face
 
 

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

THREE STRIKES

BREAKING : DOM'S Federal Blog broke the news that State Court Judges Beth Bloom and Darrin Gayles are being vetted by the white house for the two openings on the bench in the Southern District. Both Judges are REGJB regulars, and both judges, now circuit court judges got their start in county court. 
REGJB/FED trivia: Name the last current District Court Judge in the Southern District who got his/her start as a Dade County Court Judge? 

Spend about twelve minutes and learn about how "three strikes"became the law. 

Monday, December 02, 2013

THE LONG WALK

It's like the Steven King (writing as Richard Bachmann) classic short story: The Long Walk, as four ragged survivors struggle into the last two weeks of the season, pondering whether to pick The Browns, the Falcons, or the Vikings to try and stay alive. Yesterday we lost Alan Kaiser in overtime fittingly, as the Falcons stunned the Bills at home. Lurvey, Weisman, Lucy Lew and yours truly move on to next week. 

RUMPOLE'S FIRST RULE OF JURY TRIALS:

We now enter that difficult time of year when there's still two good trial weeks left, but no one really wants to try a case.  As your cases get continued, keep in mind Rumpole's number one rule of trials: DO NOT under any circumstances allow your case to be set for the first week of the new year. 

There are a few problems with a trial date on the first court date of the new year. First, you spend your holidays preparing for trial, and that stinks. Second, the judge spends her/his holiday making resolutions to try more cases in the new year and issue stiffer sentences to scare others from trying more cases. They come back rested from six or eight weeks of avoiding trials, having read a few self help-time management books, and they've arrived at a startling  idea: try a few cases in January, the word will get out, and they can coast the rest of the year. Don't let your client become that sacrificial lamb. 

The prosecutor meanwhile, has spent the holiday season being pestered by his/her spouse as to why "so and so" got promoted and s/he didn't? By the time the first trial week of the new year arrives, they are so primed and angry that they are desperate to find some poor defendant to take out their frustrations on. 

It's a stiff tide to swim against, and the prisons are littered with former clients serving lengthy sentences because their lawyer didn't follow Rumpole's First Rule of Trials: Do Not Try A Case In The First Week Of The New Year. 

Rumpole's first corollary to the First Rule Of Trials is as follows: plea offers decrease proportionally from the new year, per week, until they reach the equilibrium of the prior year. 
For example, if in November, you would be offered 364 for a sale of  6 grams of cocaine for a client with two drug possession priors, on January 1, the plea offer would be 8 years prison. 
On January 8, the plea offer would be 5 years prison. By January 15, the plea offer is 2 1/2, and by the middle of February you're offer is back to 364. 

We're giving you the  playbook we developed over 25 years of practice. People pay valuable money to hear this crap at CLE seminars all over the country. But you, dear blog readers, get this wisdom for free. Ignore it at your client's peril. 

See You In Court. 


Sunday, December 01, 2013

NFL WEEK THIRTEEN

Everyone picked a loser in the survivor pool last week which means, that pursuant to article six of the rules governing the survivor pool, everyone alive at that point gets to continue another week. However, we have added a tie breaker. Each survivor will now also pick the winner of the Monday Night Football game, as well as the point total from both teams. To win the tie-breaker, you must first select the winning team, and if multiple participants do that, then the person closest to the point total is the winner, if two or more people tie in the tie breaker, then they continue to the following week. 
UPDATE: Atlanta tied it up late at Buffalo. Bills QB Manuel hit a streaking WR in the seam who ran for about 30 before...fumbling! Falcons picked it up and in the change of possession drove down to the 20 where they kicked a FG to win in OT and eliminate Alan Kaiser who has the consolation in knowing that in any other year he would have been the winner. 

Lucy Lew got things off to a good start, squeaking out a Turkey day win with the Cowpokes. Alan Kaiser likes his wings Buffalo style, and he's going with the Bills at home over the free falling Falcons. Rumpole is rolling with Cam and the Panthers at home over the Bucs, while as usual, Weisman and Lurvey have yet to make a selection.  Weisman rolled with pretty boy Brady and the Cheaters and Luvery picked San Fran. 

If you want a little extra holiday money then consider the Browns at home -7 over the Jags, the Eagles at home -3.5 over the resurgent Cardinals, the Broncos getting 3.5 in KC, and the Redskins at home -2.5 over the up and down Giants. And then let it all roll on the J...E....T....S  -3 over the visiting Fins


Thursday, November 28, 2013

EINSTEIN'S DREAMS

Time is too precious.
A life is a moment in a season.
 A life is one snowfall.
A life is one autumn day.

A life is the delicate, rapid edge of a closing door's shadow. 

Einstein's Dreams
Alan Lightman. 


Thanks: A heartwarming Broward story of Thanksgiving:
As a lawyer practicing mostly in Dade County, maybe you are wondering what you should give thanks for? Look no father than twenty seven miles north on I95 to the Broward County Courthouse. On the JAA Broward blog is the story of a lawyer who had an agreed order to allow his client to leave his home on house arrest to eat Thanksgiving dinner with his family and the judge who would not allow the five second hearing on her calendar before the holiday and the JA who would not return phone calls and who would not give the lawyer the name and number of the on duty emergency judge. 

The first thing that popped into our mind after reading this story was....if that's how they treat a local lawyer in Broward, then they really need to put up a sign at the front of the courthouse: "Abandon hope all ye from Miami who enter here."


All that glitters is not gold.....

And nominees for the Federal Bench of the Southern District of Florida should not be bold. 

Don't start measuring the drapes for your new chambers in that big glass building that looks sort of like an upside down boat if you're lucky enough to be nominated to the federal bench. Because even though Senator Harry Reid (D- Nevada) set off a nuke and removed the ability of senators to filibuster judicial nominations, the nomination must still be forwarded to the Senate Judiciary Committee for a vote. The actual piece of paper is a blue slip. And until a Senator such as say,  Marco Rubio (R- Tea Party Bizzaro World) releases the blue slip on the nominee, nothing happens. It's as effective as a filibuster and any senator can place a hold on any nominee, anonymously.  So all the that glitters is indeed not gold. 

The NY Times article is here. 

Feeding America: Before you spend all of next months salary on black Friday junk that commercials have convinced you that you cannot live without, go to Feeding America. Hunger is a problem right here in the supposedly wealthiest nation on earth. You can feed a family for three weeks for less than thirty bucks- we reset our Starbucks card for $50.00 at least once a month. Donate. You will feel good and it's a better way to give thanks than stuffing yourself on leftover turkey or pushing the old lady down in the aisle of Best Buy as you yank the last GT V video game out of her age spotted hands. 

Enjoy the holiday weekend. 

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

GOLDBACH'S CONJECTURE

What does Rumpole do when not trying and winning cases? 
Well, we read. We write. 

And we try and solve number theory problems. 

Goldbach's Conjecture states that every even integer greater than two can be expressed by the sum of two prime numbers. 

A prime number is a number divisible only by itself and one. 1,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23....you get the point. 

Goldbach's conjecture states that an even number say 10 can be expressed by the sum of two primes:

7 + 3 =10;  19 +23 =42. Pick any even number. It works.  

For some even integers there can be more than one set of prime numbers. For instance 100= 97 +3;  or 
100= 89 + 11; etc.

Goldach's second conjecture: 
In the margins of Goldbach's letter in which he wrote on June 30, 1742,  Goldbach also wrote that any integer over five can be expressed by the sum of any three prime numbers. 

While we're confident that any test you run will show that the both conjectures work, the conjectures have never been proven. And proof is what drives mathematicians. 

So have at it, but remember that hundreds of the best mathematicians in the world have devoted years of their careers to a mostly fruitless search for a proof. Hint: you need to start at the "prime integer theorem" and go from there. 

It's better than taking a depo on Thanksgiving eve. 

See You In Court in a few weeks. 

Sunday, November 24, 2013

NFL WEEK 12

Survivor pool: Three players including Rumpole have picked the Lions, at home, over the Bucs. We are awaiting Lurvey's pick. 

UPDATE: Lurvey picked the Texans. In the 4th quarter of both games, both teams are losing. In the event the Lions and Texans lose, all players will play next week and we will institute a tie breaker, probably calling the score of the MNF game, closest to the actual score wins. 

We are also racing for a plane so we will update the post when we land in .....we are we going again? 
Oh yeah, it's classified. 

If the plane has wi-fi we'll update the post earlier. 

See You In Court after Thanksgiving. 

Friday, November 22, 2013

FRAME 313

This is the Zapruder film synchronized with the dicta belt recording from the motorcycle officer who left his microphone open by mistake. 





  When the presidential limousine emerges into view from the sign on the lower left, Kennedy has already been shot once. You can see his hands go to his throat where there was an exit wound from what has been called the magic bullet.  (The movement of the hands-which look unusual- is most likely a medical phenomenon called "Thorburn's Positon"  which is an involuntary  movement of the hands and arms  in a vertical manner in response to a spinal injury, first noted by a neurologist in the early 19th century I believe.)  If you also look carefully in the lower left, you can see the umbrella open by Umbrella man. 

Long a conspiracy theory mystery, Umbrella man- the man who opened a black umbrella on a warm sunny Dallas day at the moment the president was shot, turned out to be a normal citizen who was, of all things, protesting the appeasement  policy of President Kennedy's father - Joseph P. Kennedy, when he was ambassador to the court of Saint James. The umbrella was to symbolize the Ambassador's support for Prime Minister Neville Chamberlin's appeasement policy. Chamberlin often carried an umbrella. For more on the unusual circumstances of Delay Plaza that day, see John Updike's comment in a 1967 New Yorker article: 

Updike observes that the Umbrella Man “dangles around history’s neck like a fetish.” 
We wonder whether a genuine mystery is being concealed here or whether any similar scrutiny of a minute section of time and space would yield similar strangenesses—gaps, inconsistencies, warps, and bubbles in the surface of circumstance. Perhaps, as with the elements of matter, investigation passes a threshold of common sense and enters a sub-atomic realm where laws are mocked, where persons have the life-span of beta particles and the transparency of neutrinos, and where a rough kind of averaging out must substitute for absolute truth. The truth about those seconds in Dallas is especially elusive; the search for it seems to demonstrate how perilously empiricism verges on magic.

We've thought about this long and hard. We've read at least a dozen books (we highly recommend the re-release of William Manchester's "Death of a President") and we've personally inspected Dealey Plaza on two occasions, once as an unofficial advisor to a documentary being made. 

Oswald killed Kennedy by himself. It hurts that such a small, insignificant failure of a man killed such a great man. But he did. By himself. With a cheap Italian WWII surplus rifle. 

Our favourite book on the assassination is a work of fiction: Stephen King's 11/22/1963. Read it. You'll be glad you did. 

Frame 313 of the Zapruder film is the head/kill shot. 50 years later it still remains perhaps the most disturbing film image of our time. A young man, slain down at the prime of his life. 




For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.
John F. Kennedy, Speech at The American University, Washington, D.C., June 10, 1963



Thursday, November 21, 2013

NUCLEAR OPTION

The Senate reached DEFCON ONE today and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid launched an ICBM that nuked the filibuster rule. 

Q: What exactly happened? 

A: Before today, current senate rules required a three-fifths majority, normally sixty votes, to end debate on a bill, nomination, or other proposal. Without 60 votes to end debate on a judicial nomination, the minority party could block a presidential appointment. Both the Democratic caucus and the Republican caucus have used the threat of a filibuster to block the presidential appointments in the past. But the Republicans have taken it to a new level, attempting to block presidential cabinet appointments (for the first time ever, a party tried to block the appointment of a defense secretary) and blocking 4 of Obama's five nominees to the DC Judicial Circuit Court. In contrast the Democrats blocked one of President Bush's five nominees to the same court. 

To launch his missile, the Senate's presiding officer (Sen Harry Reid, D- Nevada) ruled that a simple majority was now necessary to end debate on judicial nominations for all courts except the Supreme Court. 


Of course the MAD (mutually assured destruction) that kept either party from using the nuclear option was that with the country evenly divided the party in majority can quickly become the party in the minority with the inability to block the other party's  particularly offensive judicial  nominees. However, with the Republicans blocking all three Obama nominees to the DC circuit this month, Senator Reid and the Democrats did their best Popeye imitation and said that "they had all that they could stands, and they can't stands no more" and fired their nuke. 

Today history changed. As to the effects, we will have to wait and see. For more on just how the Senate runs, read Robert Caro's masterful "Master of the Senate" which detailed how Lyndon Johnson ran the senate when he was the majority leader. 

Tomorrow: 11/23/1963 and Frame 313. 


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

WE'LL NEVER CALL A POST NEWS AND NOTES

Congrats to REGJB regular Michael Grieco for his election to the Miami Beach City Council (motto" "send us your tall, your thin, your heroin chic Russian models....").

And Congrats to former Assistant PD Keon Hardemon for being elected to the Miami City Commission (motto: "what corruption?")

Thanksgiving is next week, and that heralds the start of the holiday season and the end of three solid months of trial work (September-November). Anyone going to trial over the holidays? 

E-FILING: Good news is ahead. The people responsible for the Gov dot health website have also been hired to get Dade's e-filing up and running.....

What Rumpole is reading: Double Down: Game Change 2012. Everything you wanted to know about the 2012 Election, from Mitt, to Newt, to Ryan and Obama, and a feisty governor in New Jersey who we may not have heard the last of. 

MEOW: Gotta love the fact that Sal Esposito couldn't get out of jury duty in Boston. Sal is a cat. But despite his person informing the court of his feline status, the court denied a request for Sal to be excused. The story is here.  They'll just need a litter box in the jury box....

We're working on a big brief type project, so forgive the paucity of the post. See You In Starbucks, which keeps us going through these long nights at work. 

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

ONCE A RAT...

"Once a rat, always a rat" was the quote from ASA Gail Levine in the murder trial of Jason Beckman accused of killing his father. Levine was commenting on the testimony of an inmate that Levine put on the stand to say that the  defendant confessed, and the fact that he had his sentence reduced by one year. 

                                                    (photo from @davidovalle305 twitter)

Sort of an odd statement to come from the prosecution, but the logic behind it is that the state is not marrying themselves to a turncoat. Beckman was convicted on Monday night of first degree murder. Ovalle's Herald article is here. Jurors deliberated two whole hours. Your thoughts on this strategy? 

E-FILING: The county has gotten it's act together. The court system and clerk's office and SAO and PDs are all on board. E-filing will start January 6, 2014. 

Congrats to.....(boy this hurts) Broward County for getting e-filing up and running. No word as to when Miami-Dade will hop on board, but we hear they're close. There are a few last minute hurdles for the Miami-Dade Clerk's office to overcome. They need 1) Computers; 2) Those screens that aren't the orange hue; 3) Better dial-up modems; 3) Those printers that don't use the green and white striped paper; 4) A compu-serve email account through the AOL portal. Welcome to the early 1990's. 

See You In Court. 

Monday, November 18, 2013

HAPPY 8TH ANNIVERSARY TO US

It was a Wednesday, November 8, 2005, and we were a bit bored at work. We didn't wake up intending to become part of the local legal culture, but then when do you really know when a life changing event is about to happen? 

Here's how it all began, 2513 posts, eight years  ago:


Welcome to the Justice Building Blog.
My Name is Horace Rumpole.


We seek comments, rumors, and stories on any and all Miami Justice Building habituates, Judges, Prosecutors, Attorneys, and defendants. While we (the royal we) will not be libelous, and we will not pick on those not able to defend themselves [ insert your favorite judge here] , we love a good story about a Judge or lawyer putting his or her foot in their mouth. A juicy rumor that is not too harmful will also be posted.

Actually in retrospect, not too bad. We managed some humor, to set out what we intended to do, and got in the first of what would be thousands of shots at our favourite target: those who wear the black robe. 

In eight years a lot has changed. We're a bit older, but really just more experienced. Eight years was a good twenty trials or more ago. There weren't Ipads back then, and cell phones weren't that smart, and E-filing was still a dream in Federal Court (and it still is in Miami-Dade County.) Judges and prosecutors and defense attorneys have come and  gone. So have a few very dear friends like Manny Crespo, Rob Pinero, and Sy Gaer. I think the blog came of age the day Judge Crespo passed away. He was the first sitting judge to die while we were blogging and people gathered electronically to share memories before and after the funeral. It's one of the posts we remember most.  Our darkest hour occurred during that horrible week that Judge Pinero lay mortally stricken; we announced his tragic passing too soon. And in that mistake we learned a lesson: we 're not journalists; we run a blog and there is a world of difference. When we walk in that courtroom on the sixth floor and see those pictures of Judge Crespo (hung by Judge Pinero) and then Judge Pinero, we can't help but think of how fleeting life is, and how, as we do our jobs and live our lives, we are just leaving footprints in the sand, by the ocean, quickly washed away.

Even though we run a blog we've also come to learn that we have earned your trust. And trust is a precious thing. We heard one lawyer once tell a young colleague that it took him 25 years to earn his reputation in the REGJB and he never forgot he was always two minutes away from ruining it every time he spoke in court. 

It's been a privilege to be part of your day. And while we acknowledge that we are closer to the end of our career as a lawyer and a blogger than the beginning, we're not done yet. Miami is a fascinating place. We have great lawyers handling challenging cases.  And it's fun to be a part of that. 

And ever the eternal optimist, we arise every day reminding ourself that at any moment some amazingly stupid comment will come from the mouth of one of our judges and we will be there to trumpet the moment. (You didn't think we were going to end without taking a shot at our favourite targets did you?)

So whomever gets the REGJB Judge on their jury panel, write in and tell us how it went. 

See You In Court. 

Sunday, November 17, 2013

NFL WEEK 11 2013

The Final Five: The survivor pool has come down to the final five: 

Hailing from parts unknown, the ineffable and mysterious Lucy Lew; the gourmand of hip: Kenny Weisman, the man, the myth, the legend: Dan Lurvey,  bringing a little civility to an unruly group of criminal lawyers, Alan  Kaiser, and your faithful blogger, seeking his second survivor pool title, Rumpole. 

Lucy Lew picks Cincy, as do we, Lurvey growls with the Bears, while Kaiser doesn't believe the Jags are for real and takes the Cardinals, while Weisman, bringing up the rear and glancing at Colby over his shoulder, also goes with the Redbirds over the Jags. Technically speaking, Lurvey has put himself in line to win it all. He's the second player to be in that position this year. The first was...well,  like Paulie who sold out the old man, "won't see him no more."

Here's our picks for Sunday:

The Bengals are finally home after a tough two week road trip. The last time they were home the Bengals lit up the Jets for over 40 points. Cincy -6 over the Browns.

San Diego charges into town to take on our struggling Dolphins. Are the Fins in disarray? Yes. Did they perform horribly on Monday night losing to the Buccaneers? Yup.  Does Rumpole's revert to the mean theory mean that the Dolphins bounce back at home? Absolutely. The bankruptcy courts are full of bettors who went against home dogs. Take the Fins at home +1.5.

Cheaters at Carolina: Fancy pants Brady and his no-name offense come up against a legitimate and surging Carolina defense. Couple the strong Carolina D with some bad weather and we like the under 47. 

The same goes for the Jets at Buffalo. The Bills are a different team at home, and they have a very good defense. The Jets know that their key to winning is keeping Geno Smith out of difficult third and long situations where he tends to put the ball up for grabs. A resurgent Jets running game, a very stingy Bills defense, and some bad weather all lead to an under 41. 

Monday: Happy Anniversary to Us, and a mystery judge settles in as an anonymous juror in the posh REGJB jury pool digs.  


Friday, November 15, 2013

GUARDIAN OF THE REALM

We follow a couple of blogs and here are some things that caught our eye:

MOTIONS IN LIMINE:
From the Hercules and the Umpire Blog , run by Federal District Court Judge Richard Kopf, District Of Nebraska: 
I hate motions in limine. A motion in limine is like a condom. It is intended to stop something before it starts. Thus, lawyers file motions in limine to stop the other party from presenting prejudicial evidence to a jury.
 I came across this response to the prosecution's motion in limine to prohibit the defense from referring to them as "the government" :


Should this Court disagree, and feel inclined to let the parties basically pick their own designations and ban words, then the defense has a few additional suggestions for amending the
speech code. First, the Defendant no longer wants to be called "the Defendant." This rather archaic term of art, obviously has a fairly negative connotation. It unfairly demeans, and
dehumanizes Mr. Donald Powell. The word "defendant" should be banned. At trial, Mr. Powell hereby demands be addressed only by his full name, preceded by the title "Mister." Alternatively,
he may be called simply "the Citizen Accused." This latter title sounds more respectable than the criminal "Defendant." The designation "That innocent man" would also be acceptable...


Moreover, defense counsel does not wish to be referred to as a "lawyer," or a "defense attorney." Those terms are substantially more prejudicial than probative. See Tenn. R. Evid. 403.
Rather, counsel for the Citizen Accused should be referred to primarily as the "Defender of the Innocent." This title seems particularly appropriate, because every Citizen Accused is presumed innocent. Alternatively, counsel would also accept the designation "Guardian of the Realm."
Further, the Citizen Accused humbly requests an appropriate military title for his own representative, to match that of the opposing counsel. Whenever addressed by name, the name
"Captain Justice" will be appropriate. While less impressive than "General," still, the more humble term seems suitable. After all, the Captain represents only a Citizen Accused, whereas
the General represents an entire State.

Along these same lines, even the term "defense" does not sound very likeable. The whole idea of being defensive, comes across to most people as suspicious. So to prevent the jury from
being unfairly misled by this ancient English terminology, the opposition to the Plaintiff hereby names itself "the Resistance." Obviously, this terminology need only extend throughout the
duration of the trial — not to any pre-trial motions. During its heroic struggle against the State, the Resistance goes on the attack, not just the defense.
WHEREFORE, Captain Justice, Guardian of the Realm and Leader of the Resistance, primarily asks that the Court deny the State's motion, as lacking legal basis. Alternatively, the
Citizen Accused moves for an order in limine modifying the speech code as aforementioned, and requiring any other euphemisms and feel-good terms as the Court finds appropriate.

The entire response is here.



The lawyer who drafted and filed that response is the aptly named "Drew Justice". This guy is not just good, he is great.  Isn't this the kind of lawyer you would want fighting for you?  Captain Justice, Guardian of the Realm and Leader of the Resistance has entered the REGJB Rumpole Hall of Fame. 

CLOSING ARGUMENT: DUTY, HONOR, COUNTRY:
On a more serious note is local lawyer Roy Black's comments about closing arguments and the speeches of General Douglas McArthur. In particular, Mr. Black is enamored with General McArthur's famous farewell address to the Corps at West Point:


“The shadows are lengthening for me. The twilight is here. My days of old have vanished, tone and tint. They have gone glimmering through the dreams of things that were. Their memory is one of wondrous beauty, watered by tears, and coaxed and caressed by the smiles of yesterday. I listen vainly, but with thirsty ears, for the witching melody of faint bugles blowing reveille, of far drums beating the long roll. In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.
But in the evening of my memory, always I come back to West Point.
Always there echoes and re-echoes: Duty, Honor, Country.
Mr. Black's blog post is here. And be sure and click on the audio of McArthur's address. And if you're intrigued about the person whom we believe was America's greatest general, then read William Manchester's American Caesar; it is a classic and will convince you that no one was better than McArthur. 
Cool weekend (temperature wise) coming up. See you in court. 
Coming Monday: Which Circuit Judge takes her spot as a juror in the REGJB jury pool?