MOGGED ???

 There's a lot going on here, and admittedly we are straying from our milieu and are not quite fully knowledgeable about the players and the vernacular. 

Here's what we have been able to discern. 

There's some guy who is IG famous who goes by the name Clavicular.   As near as we can tell, he kisses girls in clubs and posts videos on social media. A good job if you can get it. 

One day he shot at some alligators. And then, unlike Jed Clampet, who also fired his weapon improvidently- but with much better results, Clavicular got arrested. Typical Miami story: Boy kisses girl in club; boy posts video; boy goes to Everglades the next day and shoots at Gators; Boy gets arrested. 

But then there was, much like in Justice Cardozo's famous decision in Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad (currently the LIRR is on strike, but we are not posting about it...just sayin...), an unforeseen and intervening factor that set the internet and social media ablaze... 

Namely, Judge Bach-Armas, who has been accused by those in the know on social media of Mogging Clavicular.  Say it ain't so, Joe. 

Now we know much. We can take an IG social media star, and link him and alligators with a Cardozo decision and the Beverly Hillbillies. We can quote Spinoza endlessly. But we do not know everything. And therefore, what we cannot tell you is if Judge Bach-Armas Mogged Clavicular. 

Maybe you can assist us? 

Accused of Mogging 

Mogged? 

If you just run a search asking if Clavicular got Mogged, you'll get hundreds of hits. 

Here is Channel 6  reporting on our REGJB judge.