Good Sunday morning. We are going to take the day off today, as we were in Washington for the Kings Rally. Yes, you read that right. We are a group of people seeking to overturn the Declaration of Independence and bring America back under the benevolent rule of England.
That would mean fealty to King Charles. Let's consider that. He's a nice guy with a social conscience who believes in global warming. We could do worse- and we have.
To be transparent, out Survivor pick was the Bengals...just kidding. We are rolling with the KC Chiefs, and our man Mahomes who has QB'd our Fantasy team from the bottom to second place, and he's just getting started. We will post the other picks by this evening.
We like KC -162 (-12) over the Raiders [WIN]. Da Bears -4 at home over New Alwalins [WIN] , and the suddenly best team in the AFC East- the Cheaters -7 over Tennessee. [WIN]
Enjoy your Sunday, and brush up on God Save The King.
REQUIEUM FOR THE DOLPHINS
Your Miami Dolphins are done. They have quit on each other. It's over Johnny. Put a fork in them. The team is in total disarray, and the coach has lost the locker-room. They didn't just lose to the hapless Cleveland Browns, who since 1990 have had more quarterbacks than the president has read books- which actually isn't hard to do, but the point is the Browns are awful and the Dolphins are worse.
And so now the question is -- they have a Qb with an ill-advised contract that pays him 50 million a year until 2090(or something like that).
So what do your Fins do? Eat the contract (ala Denver and Russell Wilson) and clean house and start over, or just fire the coaching staff? Pretty much the only quality players they have are Achane, the two WRs and a TE, and maybe Mika in the secondary.
What we do know for sure is that seats on the 50-yard line on the shady side of the stadium will go for the price of a Big Mac for the rest of the year because if there is one thing this front-running-jump-on-the-bandwagon-town does not do is support a Miami team through thick and thin. When the Dolphins become competitive in 2032 the stadium will fill up with fans who will high-five each other and pretend to have come to all the games when the Dolphins stunk, but you- as blog readers- will know better.
Miami has the Dolphins
A lousy football team
they always go 3 and out
first downs are rarely seen
Tua throws picks
The defense gives up TDs
And when you're talking Miami ...
Well, you're not talking Miami because when your team is not competitive you drop them quicker than a MAGA supporter drops a book on the constitution.
10 comments:
If the speaker of the house calls the No Kings protests Hate America rallies, what does he call the Jan 6 insurrection rally and mob that stormed the Capitol and scared him shitless while he cowered in the building?
And best sign I saw said you can't spell Hatred without a redhat!
I can’t think of anything more un-American than these No Kings protests. Disgraceful.
While in DC, please advise Justice Sotomayor about the administration's speed dial access to the USSC, how Joe and Kamala stole the 2020 election from the American People, and how JD Vance, a hillbilly DEI admit to Yale, and a rear echelon MF, is not constitutionally qualified to be Trump's veep, his Adolph Hitler comparison notwithstanding. Trump can get another veep, but given his age, sooner is better than later.
Peacefully protesting is as American as apple pie
Yeah, peacefully exercising the right to disagree with tyrannical, chaotic and violent government—the first right our constitution conferred, for which YOUR predecessors fought and died to protect—is certainly more un-American and disgraceful than the armed, violent thugs who stormed the Capitol, threatened to lynch the Republican Vice President defiled the premises by defecating and smearing their filth on the walls (for janitors to clean), viciously assaulted and killed sworn officers of the law (ahem, not low-life losers now being paid to pursue and attack dangerous, violent alien….women and children..who they hog-tie and drag from their beds), then either PLED guilty or were found guilty by citizen juries…. Oh, what’s the point. When YOUR malignant narcissist king is through destroying the economy, eliminating fair and free elections, and starting wars just to divert attention from his ongoing criminal activity, maybe you’ll see the light. But by then, it may be too late.
How is a non-violent protest against authoritarianism ("No Kings," get it?) un-American?
Un American? It’s absolutely American to protest. You’re definitely a man who’s never had to fight for anything. We do not want someone who wants to be king of America. We want someone who respects and protects the Constitution. I’ll be the first to admit that I can’t fking stand him but the alternative would’ve been horrible and we’d have mosques popping up on every corner.
“Donald Dump…..How can we tell that No Kings, one of the biggest protests in U.S. history, got under Trump’s skin? Just look at his preposterously juvenile response. His reaction was unhinged, even by his usual wack-a-doo standards. He had attempted to downplay this event in advance, saying, “I hear very few people are going to be there.” Faced with images of millions of Americans gathered for the sole purpose of hating everything about him, Trump’s fragile ego caved in — and he let the whole world know what he really thinks about democracy and peaceful protest: He wiped his ass with it.
“Trump posted a fake video of himself wearing a crown, buzzing around in a jetplane named “King Trump,” and dumping metric tons of excrement on protestors in cities, while “Danger Zone” played in the background. He followed that up with a meme about remaining in power until Year 90000. Together, the posts raise the question of whether we should be more concerned about the fate of democracy… or whether a parasitic worm is making a meal of the president’s brain.” Don’t want to believe YOUR guy, the one you voted for, has the maturity level of a 3 year old? Look at HIS post, the purported leader of the free world, in which he apparently followed the example of his elegant Jan 6th insurrectionists (who defecated in our Capitol): https://youtube.com/shorts/XEIigNbPWx8?si=Saf0JT3dPBYTJooP
I agree: that video reveals the depths of his depravity. His flunkies are the same: they've begun insulting the mothers of journalists who question his actions. The photos of the demolished east wing repeat theme: a vulgar cretinous agent of destruction. I don't understand some of your commenters' enthusiasm for him.
Re: "He followed that up with a meme about remaining in power until Year 90000" This is how Trump gets free press. Haven't you figured that out yet?
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