WITHER COUNTY COURT ?

 As fans of the show Mad Men, it has occurred to us that all that County Court needs to open is a good slogan, announcing that the Court, its judges, support staff who make it hum, and the eager -wet-behind-the-ears PDS and ASAs, are all back and raring to go. Thus, as any good writer or trial lawyer is wont to do, we have "borrowed" some slogans (or in the vernacular of Mad Men "tags")  to help Judge Faber's "County-Crew" to get crackin. 

County Court- it's not just on five any more. 

County Court- it's not just a job, it's an adventure. 

County Court- the cure for the common court case. 

County Court- a great place to start your career and your day. 

County Court is open! Plea one DUI, get one free. 

Hey Hey..ho ho...County Court is ready to go!

Misdemeanors and more...come see the NEW County Court. 

County Court...it's morning in Miami again. 

County Court...where the rubber meets the road. 

Take a break from felonies and come to the real "People's Court". 

County Court- serving misdemeanors daily starting at 9 am. 

Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

oh where to park and where to stay

whilst I start my county court day

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten cases law—

While I waited in security lines, nearly napping, 

suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my shoulder near 

I turned and was startled with some fear 

to see a figure dark in black 

robes a flutter, no lawyer hack

saying this and nothing more 

"County Court is ever more"....