Former football phenom seeks appellate attorney, preferably one licensed in Nevada.
"If you can write a brief in rhyme- it might just be the right time.
Because I didn't rob those guys.
And I didn't bring a gun.
And I need to get out
Because Jail is no fun."
Rumpole's secret is out!!!!
When we stay in NYC, we prefer to stay here.
But that's just our simple tastes.
We won our MNF pick of over 47 total points scored and that brings our season total to a very respectable +740 after 5 weeks of action.
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I want O.J. transferred to my federal prison. Our football team would kick some major ass!
I will do the brief.
$69.00 and a no points guarantee.
I am a ticket lawyer and bet I would have done a better job than Yale Galanter.....
Yale Galanter to be on Jay Leno later this week to speak about the trial, his career and the appeal process.
I thought Yale's do girl was doing the appeal, tear stained briefs and all.
I can hear it now "this is OJ Simpson and we were supposed to win - WIN!" How are we going to get access to any of his nefarious friends and their parties and yachts?" Acquit him, now, or I'll cry."
This is a job for.....THE Q!!!!
SOMEBODY CALL THE Q!!!!!
MOTHER TERESA. Now that's a challenge. Who can say anything bad about her? She lived her whole life trying to make the world a better place.
Of course, some cynical self-loathing SOB on this blog will think of a something negative to say (God forbid anyone should say something nice about anyone else or even mention anyone's name with a vitriolic response). So, have it.
Thank God there's little anonymity in the real world. Can you imagine what all of these whiners would be saying?
Pitiful.
I was one of you, but I've learned. Bashing others all the time does nothing but turn you into an angry, bitter person. Who cares if Yale's associate/partner (whatever) was crying. And who cares what her motives were. I bet she has a life outside of work (I don't know her, but I think it's a fair assumption). There's no reason to humiliate her on this blog. Get over yourselves.
BTDT
PS----as for Yale, I've got nothing against him either, but at least he's been positioning himself akin to a public figure (not that this excuses the very personal attacks). What the hell did his associate do to deserve the nonsense that's been posted on this blog? Her crying in court is nothing compared to the whining some of you do every damn day on this blog. Sheesh.
does nevada recognize complaints about uncomfortable beds and pillow requests? Hey RumpHole; what are the odds t hat the juice is someone's bitch in prison- is he the pitcher or catcher?
free oj (and mary jane)
Is that really true? Is Yale Galanter going to be on Jay Leno or was that an attempt at humor? Can someone please confirm?
2:27, If Yale had won the case do you suppose we would be singing his praises?
What the hell does "BTDT" stand for? It sounds like initials for a bad porn video.
It is a shame that OJ got convicted just because of someone's feelings about the murder case- this had nothing to do with the new case. Disappointed in our justice system....
"There is no crying in baseball!"
BTDT
BEEN
THERE
DONE
THAT
WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA- yale, what are we gonna do without OJ? Do I have to go back to court and get yelled at by clients who dont want me to be their lawyer? Am I going back to selling clients down the river while you do nothing for the fees they pay? I love you yale, you are the bestest.
I think mother teresa lacked a sense of fashion.
Why can't one of these morons at this presidential debate ask their question without reading off a cue card? I imagine these folks had months of advance notice, it was there own frickin question, they travelled all the way to Nashville, probably sat in the auditorium for hours, and they can't even remember their question to the next president? They shouldn't have the right to vote
4:03.......no, I wouldn't be singing Yale's praises if he won. I've seen him in court and have my own opinions of him. My point was not that he's a great attorney. My point is that too many people on this blog take way too much pleasure hammering anyone and everyone who is named. Why do you think the judges no longer post under their names? Why do you think so many of us adopt nicknames and such?
8:51.......LOL> Thanks. I needed the laugh
BTDT
PS---yes, BTDT is Been There, Done That. And, I have. I'm much happier now that I spend less time bitching about the problems and more time appreciating the good. I love Miami, but that whining and name calling is out of control.
OJ and mccain have something in common both are out of gas and are beaten defeated men.
obama kicked his old ass all over the room tonight
There be somefing wong hear.
No mes wih mi.
Frikin Chit!
Mother Teresa?
1. When's the last time she tried a case?
2. She's never tried a murder case
3. She's a hack ticket lawyer living in a south beach condo.
4. She had a personal issue 12 years ago that I have to bring up everytime she is mentioned.
5. "Shut up Mother Teresa."
6. "Hey Mother Teresa, didnt you once......?"
Did I get them all?
Good one 8:51!!!!
Rump.....
Stay with me when you visit NYC. My guest bathroom is larger and nicer....it doesn't have the view...look at the $'s you can save!
Just email me:
DickF@lbrothers.mny
12:49...........you forgot to criticize her boss......
;-)
BTDT
Breaking News from Las Vegas: O.J. Simpson has started to fast to protest his conviction. He refuses to eat solid food and said he will only drink liquids. The only liquids served are juice. Is that irony or what. The juice has been reduced to subsiding on juice. The juice shall set you free.
I hope OJ gets a real lawyer to do the appeal.
Maybe it is time for Yale to come home and mess up cases here.
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