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We've actually done both. 

SHOULD JUDGE MILLER RESIGN?

 The facts are pretty much known now. Indeed, Newsweek has picked up the Miami Herald story and run it nationwide. 

While sitting on the appellate court in Miami, Judge Bronwyn Miller had on an on-going text correspondence (and perhaps multiple phone calls) with the elected State Attorney about the Corey Smith case where Judge Miller is a witness. She did this while other prosecutors went into court and told circuit court judges that Judge Miller was not speaking with anyone without a subpoena- which was a bold-faced lie to the court. 

Judge Miller reviewed the appellate brief of the Attorney General in the Smith case and told the elected State Attorney the problems in the brief and changes to be made. This is a shocking breach of ethics if not morals. Although not assigned to the case, upon her elevation to the Third District Court of Appeals, Judge Miller had to have abandoned any pretense of advocacy for any side in any case. Even where her Court would have ruled against a case she prosecuted, Judge Miller was required- in our considered opinion- to want only that her Court reach the correct decision- even if that decision negatively opined about  her prior work as a prosecutor. Such is the exalted role of an Appellate Judge- in our opinion. Essentially sacrificing her personal opinions and feelings for the desire only that her Court get it right-even if she- in her prior position- "loses".  Judge Miller did not do this- she in fact did the opposite. 

And finally, Judge Miller opined against the ethics of defense attorneys in general, giving rise, in our opinion, to the well-founded belief that she cannot be fair in any criminal case moving forward. 

Any- and we do mean any- first year assistant public defender has more ethical decency in their pinky than Michael Von Zamft demonstrated as a prosecutor in the Dade County State Attorneys Office. How could she possibly denigrate the ethics of our profession in light of what we all know MVZ did? Such a statement was shocking in its ignorance and disrespect for our profession. A profession that hands out an award named after President John Adams in honor of his defense of British Soldiers accused of murder in Boston.  A profession that routinely goes into court and saves the lives of wrongly convicted men and women when their actions are ridiculed and viewed with skepticism- until they show that they are right, and the system got it wrong. 

  Judge Miller was elevated to the most rarified air of the bench- the appellate court. Her actions are indefensible, and she has, in our opinion, forfeited the right to serve in such an exalted and important role. 

That is our opinion. 

What say you? 

SHAME

Shame has fallen on Miami, the Miami State Attorneys Office, The REGJB, State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle, and Third DCA Judge Bronwyn Miller.

As the Miami Herald is reporting, and all of the REGJB knew on Friday, there are a series of text messages between the State Attorney and Judge Miller.  

The Herald Article and the text messages are here.

Why is this shameful? 

Judge Miller was a prosecutor on the Corey Smith case, and Fernandez-Rundle is the elected prosecutor. And it is not as if this is any case. It is a case that has brought the Miami SAO to the edge of ruin, with disgusting stories of prosecutors manufacturing testimony, and then lying to the Court about it. 

Judge Miller, before she was a judge was part of the prosecution team, along with now thoroughly disgraced prosecutor Michael Von Zamft, who ran out of state, and may find that he has not run far enough as his misdeeds continue to be reported. This means that Judge Miller is a witness in the current Corey Smith saga. 

And of all the people on earth that maybe our state attorney should not be texting with, perhaps Judge Miller should have been at the top of that list. 

But alas, the two could not stop texting each other like a couple of misguided magpies. They texted. They gossiped. They trashed colleagues- judges and lawyers (defense attorneys in particular)- and Judge Miller speculated about the whole sordid mess being shut down by the Governor, as well as whether Judge Wolfson- who ruled against the prosecution after MVZ was caught lying- could be removed- allowing a successor judge to review all of Wolfson's rulings. 

Among other gems in the texts is Judge Miller trashing defense attorneys as having a lower standard of ethics than prosecutors. Well on that point she has us. Unlike her colleague MVZ and the office she worked for, defense attorneys have not coached witnesses to lie in first degree murder cases and arranged for witnesses in custody to be brought to a police station so they could have sex with their significant (or insignificant) others. We don't do things like that- shame on us. 

One wonders how Judge Miller ever sits on another criminal appeal, her bias towards Ms. Fernandez-Rundel's office and against defense attorneys now well established beyond what is needed for any defendant to have a well-founded fear that she cannot be fair and should be recused.

And perhaps, just perhaps, in a case where the Dade SAO has already been CAUGHT tampering with witnesses in a first degree murder case and coordinating and manufacturing their testimony- Judge Miller and Ms. Fernandez-Rundle crossed a line. 

Time will tell. 

Query: How can you tell if  MVZ is lying?  A: He's speaking.  Here's a gem from the Herald article: 

Von Zamft told the court that Miller wouldn’t speak to either side without a subpoena. By then, the texts show she had communicated with him and Fernandez Rundle, and texted about calling two other prosecutors.

Somewhere Alex Michaels is saying "I told you so."  (In his Romanian accent of course). 

The texts will be analyzed and scrutinized like the Dead Sea Scrolls, or the Shroud of Tourin, or the election lawsuits of 2020. 

A special prosecutor needs to be appointed. 

A blue-ribbon commission of respected Dade Lawyers and retired judges needs to be empaneled with subpoena power to get to the bottom of this dirty mess that has broken the once proud Miami Dade State Attorneys Office. Their reputation is in tatters.  If they tell you the sun has arisen, you cannot believe them. They have no moral guidance, are running scared, and now...now...the problem may be at the very very top. And we all known what flows downhill. 

Shame. 

Shame. 

Shame. 

NFL WEEK 10 2024 THE RACE FOR NUMBER ONE

 The race for number one starts today at 930 in Germany where the 2-7 New York Giants face off against the 2-7 Carolina Panthers. Thank goodness you can buy liquor in Munich on Sundays. Plus the beer will be flowing freely. 

The race is for the number one draft pick in the 2025 draft. And while we are staying away from the number of Giants -6.5, we like the under 40, Chuba Hubbard to rush for over 73 yards, Bryce Young to scramble for more than ten yards, and a parlay of those two picks. That will pay for a few steins of beer and a sausage. 

Update: Well that was easy. Chuba Hubbard has 85 yards in the first QUARTER. Nice win pays for dinner tonight at The Corner Store in Soho tonight. Be jealous we can get a Resy whenever we want there.  We love that the TV announcer just said Giant's Kicker Gano puts the "No" in Gano as he missed a field goal and kept us on pace for the under.

Update 2: And a big thank you to the Gants for three turnovers, two in the red zone, and a fumble on the first play of OT, allowing this game to go under, and for us to pay the corkage fee for an Opus One tonight at The Corner Store. Life is good when you bet against the Giants in 2024, 

Your Miami Dolphins are getting 2 in Los Angeles Monday night. More on that after we see how the day plays out, but our initial thought is to lay the 2. 

Denver at KC looks fun. Over 42. 

49ers at Tampa. We will take a home dog getting 6.5 but the over 50 number is high. Maybe tease that down to 46. 

Steelers at DC. Some player props we like are Najee Harris over 1.5 receptions. Ditto Darnell Washington and Calvin Austin. Of the three picks, Harris seems like the lock.  Also QB Russell Wilson rushing under 13.5 yards. He doesn't run much anymore. 

Lions at Houston. Detroit may well be the best team in the league. We like the under 49.5 and Houston as a home dog getting 3.5 to keep it close. 

Remember the rule about gambling. Bet as much as you possibly can. We are lawyers. We can always earn more. 😜

TOMORROW: 

There are text messages between two people who know better. One is a witness in the Corey Smith case. The other...well, wait and see, but you will be very disappointed in her lack of professionalism. Or maybe you won't. But will all agree a leader should know better and act better. 

BREAKING

 There is definitely something breaking that is earth shaking in our little REGJB world. 

We know ...we are pretty sure we know the basics. 

We are pretty sure the Miami Herald will publish a story about it next week. 

We are pretty sure it involves an elected public official, and appointed public official, and the Corey Smith prosecution fiasco that unfolded like a moldy rug in the REGJB this past year and has taken down one prosecutor and permanently stained the reputation of a once-proud prosecutors' office. 

We have some more information, but we are seeking double and triple confirmation, because unlike prosecutors in certain cases, we do not make allegations we cannot prove.  

We are pretty sure of many things about this breaking news, and many of those are shocking, saddening, and distasteful. We think. Because less than a week ago we were also pretty sure that Kamala Harris was about to be elected president of the United States, and how did that turn out for us, the nation and the world? Not so well. 

So for now we are keeping our nose to the grindstone and working to conform what we are pretty sure we know. 

INVASIVE SPECIES

Correction- we updated the post to reflect that it was Judge Delancey and not Judge Brinkley who provided over this mess. 

BREAKING: THE STATE CONCEDED ON THE NEED FOR A NEW PENALTY PHASE- but the defense wants the entire verdict tossed.  Somewhere MVZ has just felt a great disturbance in the force as the Dade SAO has acted in the interests of justice. 

  

 

 In South Florida we have our share of invasive species wrecking havoc. From pythons in the Everglades, to DeSantis Drone Judges spouting MAGA crap, invasive species are a problem. 

Which brings us to the hearing unfolding his week before Judge Delancy. 

Fresh off a death recommendation in a notorious case, an email arrived in the Judge's in-box from a juror in the case, reporting another juror who described the defendant as "an invasive animal species that needs to be killed". 

There was also chatter about a juror who told other jurors that they spoke to their husband about the case during deliberations who sagely advised her that eleven other jurors could not be wrong (wanting death). 

So much for the rule, often repeated in appellate opinions, that jurors are presumed to follow jury instructions. 

Unless of course the instructions have changed and jurors are now told to ignore their own personal opinions and just go along with the crowd, and that defendants in death cases are labeled Invasive Animal Species. 

Yeah, the death penalty system, like our electoral system, is firing on all cylinders and working perfectly. 

Long weekend ahead unless you're Rumpole working Saturday (say high to us at MDC Brooklyn) and Monday (FDC Miami). 

SOME JUDICIAL NEWS

 THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

ELECTION RESULTS .....

Congratulations are in order for our newest County Court Judge:

Christopher Benjamin, former Assistant Public Defender, collected almost 54% of the vote and defeated Alina Salcines Restrepo.

Congratulations are also in order North of the Border as former Miami-Dade ASA Woody Clermont (he lives in Broward poor guy) was elected to the County Court with 54% of the vote defeating Samuel Stark.

Finally, Juan Fernandez-Barquin, was re-elected as our Miami-Dade Clerk of Court.

CAP OUT ......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com

Very happy for former Dade ASA Woody. He will bring some real life experience and fairness to the Bench. Much needed up there. 

Also congrats to Judge Benjamin. We don’t really know him but we hear some good things.  

WSC

 

Success is not final

Failure is not fatal

It is the courage to continue that counts

SWING STATE PREDICTIONS

UPDATE: 

Ground Game: A good ground game to get out the vote can move the needle .5 to 1%.  Harris volunteers knocked on THREE MILLION DOORS in Pennsylvania this past weekend and ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOORS in Philadelphia election morning. Impressive. 

Speaking of PA-  There was a problem this morning with the voter machines in Escambia County, PA. The supervisor of elections stepped in (after conferencing with Kim Jung Un). The votes are being preserved and the type of voting changed and the polls in that county, which trends Republican, will be kept open until TEN PM, which means Pennsylvania cannot be called until after 10 PM tonight (assuming Venezuela finishes with their access of the voting data in the machines by then). 

There was also a problem in a Wisconsin county which will delay reporting until around Midnight Eastern Standard Time. 

What all this means is a long night. 

Rumors- turnout is high. Turnout for women is off the charts high. Trump called them all B#tches who belong in the kitchen. We are feeling marginally better about PA after exit polls are showing the number one concern of voters was not immigration or the economy but "preservation of democracy" which is quite revealing. 

First polls close at 7pm and then 730 and then we are off to the races. Check back often for breaking news.  

Here's what we see.

First, the shock is that over the weekend a very well respected Iowa pollster published a poll  showing Harris in the lead in Iowa of all places. If those six electoral votes are in play, then things become better for Harris, but not a lot. 

Here are our toss up states:  Nevada (6); Iowa (6); Wisconsin (10); Michigan (15); Pennsylvania(19); Georgia(16); North Carolina(16) and New Mexico (5). 

With those as toss ups,  and counting the safe states for each candidate (like California for Harris and Texas for Trump) Trump leads 246-205. 

If we lean Wisconsin and Michigan to Harris and Iowa and Pennsylvania to Trump, its 265-230 Trump, and he is five votes away from regaining the presidency. 

If we then add Nevada for Harris, New Mexico for Trump, and Georgia and North Carolina for Harris Trump wins 270-268. 

So it all comes down to Pennsylvania unless Harris wins New Mexico.  Based on polling showing that people making up their minds in the last week have broken 60-40 Harris, and that people voting on the economy are 52-48 Trump - which is a drastic change from when Biden was running and it was 60-40- Harris has closed the gap. \

Which means it comes down to New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Georgia and North Carolina. We are fairly confident Harris wins Georgia and North Carolina.   

Which means if she take New Mexico, she wins 273-265. If she pulls out Pennsylvania and wins North Carolina and/or Georgia, its game over. 

But we really don't have confidence she will win New Mexico or Pennsylvania.  It’s verrrrrrrry close. 

And consider this- Maine splits it two electoral votes- we have both going to Harris, but Trump can split the state. Nebraska also splits its three votes and we have Trump winning two of three. If he could take the third vote and one from Maine, that's four of the five he needs based on the scenario where he is at 265. 

Trump has the clearer path to the presidency assuming he takes Pennsylvania. He can lose Georgia and North Carolina and still win because he is taking back Arizona which he lost in 2020. 

Harris has momentum. And she needs to hope that the female vote in Nevada, Pennsylvania and New Mexico were undercounted in polling data. If that is the case, this will not be close and we can move on to the riots,  meritless lawsuits, and claims that dead dictators rigged voting machines. 

Here is what Iowa means to us. Pollsters are picking up momentum for her. If that translates beyond Iowa, whoopee! If not, it doesn’t mean a whole lot. 

If the recent (non-Iowa)  polls got it right, then this thing- and perhaps American Democracy- is right on the edge of a precipice staring into a bleak dark hole of fascism and anti-intellectualism.

The world is watching. 

We will have a post later today about American Exceptionalism.   

NFL Week 8 2024

 Before we make you some money, don’t forget to read our election special on Monday. Rumpole will tell you who is going to win every swing state with a few surprises.  And if you know who is going to win the swing states you will know who will be POTUS 47. And if you want a hint, Jackie Roosevelt Robinson who had some notable firsts broke the MLB color line in ….1947 when he won the rookie of the year. He played …wait for it… 47 games with the Montreal Monarchs before playing for the Dodgers that year. 

Very quickly 

Commanders +4 in New Jersey as maybe we see Daniel Jones final game as a Giant. 

Tampa with 9 points at KC.  And maybe even the money line +375. We smell an upset like xxxxxxx in Georgia. 

Bo Nix over 219 passing against the Ravens. 

Kinda like the under 52 Cowpokes at Atlanta sort of the way we like the under 250 electoral votes for XXXXX. Speaking of unders, thank you Ohio State / Penn State going under yesterday and winning back all the money we lost on the Yankees  

Josh Allen over 243 yards passing and Tua under 242. In fact we are going to parlay that sucker.  

Maybe more later after we get out of MDC Brooklyn   Yuck  🤢 

INFINITE JUDGE THEOREM

 Two Australians have disproven the well-known theorem that given an infinite amount of time, a monkey pressing keys on a keyboard would eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. 

A peer reviewed study now has proven that the time it would take for the monkey to replicate the works of Shakespeare would exceed the lifespan of our universe. 

Even enlarging the theorem to include the total current chimp population of 200,000 and assuming they type one key per second, there would still not be enough time for any of them to type out the works of the Bard. 

The work that has disproved the theorem is based on the current assumption that the universe continues to expand until it becomes a vast cold dark wasteland where nothing exists with the exception of a few Maga supporters in Oklahoma who don't believe in the universe because they cannot see all of it. 

The work disproving the Monkey Theorem brings us to ponder this as we head into the weekend: 

What are the chances a finite number of Miami Judges, pounding on a keyboard, grant a motion to suppress based on the fourth amendment before the universe cools and dies? 

The answer, like the Monkey Theorem, appears unsurprisingly grim. 

Have a good weekend. 

Here is the article on the Monkey Theorem. 

DEFENSE MATTERS

 The Los Angeles Dodgers are the 2024 World Champions of Baseball.

Did you know that the Dodgers name goes back to when they were the Brooklyn Dodgers and patrons had to "dodge" trolley cars on the way into the ballpark in Brooklyn? 

Defense wins - championships and trials. 

In the fifth inning Wednesday night the Yankees were up 5-0 when the Dodgers came to bat. The end was near. The better baseball team was about to show why they are better and the worse team was about to unequivocally show why they were the inferior team.  

The Yankees made a string of errors that a little league baseball should not make. 

Pitcher Gerritt Cole, pitching the game of his life, failed to cover first base on a grounder to first, allowing the Dodgers to score and keep the inning alive. Yankee superstar Aaron Judge, who  in the first inning broke out of his slump and hit a massive home run, and later made a spectacular catch in center field, allowed a routine fly ball to go over his head in the fifth inning. No Willie Mays he.  Somewhere Vic Wertz is smiling. 

Here is the whole firth inning in its inglorious Yankee ineptitude. 

Defense wins championships. 

The Yankees have superstar hitters and pitchers. But they do not have a team of fundamentally sound baseball players. And it showed in this series. 

The better team won. 

How many days until pitchers and catchers report? 

ON AN REGJB NOTE: 

What's the deal with election day next week? 

Trials occurring? 

Riot gear required? 

TIME TO REMEMBER

 There are certain people who spent their life in our little corner of the legal world, and we do well to remember them when they are gone. 

Thus, we remember on 10/28/2024 the passing of REGJB legendary Judge Gerald Klein, who passed away on this date in 2012. 

For you young judges, prosecutors, PDs, and REGJB staff members, you would do well to ask a colleague about "Fast Gerry."

Here's our original post. 

Here's a report on his passing. 

THE POLLS ARE OPEN - ELECTION CENTRAL - COUNTY COURT - RUNOFF

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

ELECTION CENTRAL - COUNTY COURT - RUNOFF

The polls open today for EARLY VOTING. Over the next 14 days, you can cast your ballot at any of the 33 locations open daily from 7am until 7pm. To find a polling location, you can go to this link.  If you pass on this opportunity, you must have ordered your Absentee ballot from the Department of Elections, or, you will need to show up to your own precinct on Election Day, Tuesday, November 5, 2024.

The only judicial race facing voters in Miami-Dade County is a runoff in County Court.

Group 29 (Judge Myriam Lehr retiring)

Christopher Benjamin v. Alina Salcines Restrepo

In the August primary, this was a three-person race. Christopher Benjamin received the most votes garnering 98,108 (39%) of the 253,299 votes cast. Alina Salcines Restrepo received 91,044 (36%). Former Judge Scott Janowitz was eliminated from the three-person race after collecting 64,147 (25%).

Christopher Benjamin has been a member of The Florida Bar for 22 years. He is Of Counsel with International Law Partners, LLP., and a panelist with the ADR firm of Salmon & Dulberg. He works in the areas of general litigation and serves as an arbitrator, mediator, and special magistrate. He has been a certified mediator and arbitrator for 15 years and in 2010 he was appointed as a Hearing Officer in the 11th Judicial Circuit’s Traffic Division where he served until 2020. In 2020 (and again in 2022), he was elected to the Florida House of Representatives to represent the people of  District 107.

Benjamin has raised $111,096. Benjamin did not loan his campaign any money. Of note, in his Financial Disclosure, Benjamin lists his Net Worth at NEGATIVE -$292,937.

Alina Salcines Restrepo has been a member of The Florida Bar for 24 years. She has worked in a law firm with her brother who is also a lawyer and she has been a solo practitioner as well. She concentrates her practice in the areas of real estate, probate, criminal, civil, traffic, estate planning, and bankruptcy law.

Salcines Restrepo has raised only $35,014, but she has added $40,000 to her campaign in the form of a loan. She lists her Net Worth at $1,170,733.

The winner earns a six-year term and an annual salary of $186,034.

IN OTHER ELECTION NEWS .....

It looks like a dead heat heading into the final two weeks of the presidential campaign. Seven states will decide the election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada are the only states polling too close to call. In Florida, Rick Scott continues to hold a healthy lead in the polls over his opponent, Debbie Mucarsel-Powell. 

What are your predictions on the outcome of the Presidential race? Regardless of who is declared the winner, will there be endless court battles in some of these key states? Will any of those cases end up before SCOTUS?

CAPTAIN OUT .......

Captain4Justice@gmail.com

NFL WEEK SEVEN LIGHTS OUT EDITION

 It's week seven in the NFL season, and you know who are not watching the games? The residents of Cuba, as the entire island's power grid failed this week due to the unavailability of oil to power the system. Venezuela and Russia have reduced by 50% their shipments of subsidized oil, and Cuba has not been successful seeking fuel from the spot market. 

From each according to their abilities, to each according to their ability to live in the dark. 

And while it is dark in Cuba, it was not lights out for our NY Mets on Friday who came roaring back after dropping two in Queens (and severely diminishing Rumpole's bankroll). It is game six tonight in LA and we are taking the Miracle Mets +1.5 to keep hope alive and take the pennant series to a game seven. 

Cheaters at Jags. Really? What's the line when no one is watching and no one cares? You have to be really desperate to plunk down something on this snoozer. 

There are two really interesting games today. Lions at Vikes, and KC at SF. 

We will take the Lions getting 1.5 in Minny, and give 1.5 with SF handing KC their first loss. Brock Purdy is really really solid in executing the SF offense and it is time for KC to take a tumble. 

The Bengals -6.5 will brat the Browns who stink, and the Eagles /Giants will go under 42.5. 

Lets Go Mets! 

THIS OR THAT

 It's time for another edition of everyone's favorite....THIS OR THAT? 

It started this week sitting in a bar when the patrons began a spirited discussion of chicken wings- 

Wing or Drumette? 

Buffalo or Ranch? 

Voir "deer" or Voir "dire"?

REGJB old courtrooms on 2 & 4 or new ones on 7?

3rd DCA or 4th DCA? 

PDs or RC3? 

Reno or Rundle? 

Mets or Yanks? 

Cubs or White Sox? 

Cazolis or Pickle Barrel or El Gordo? 

Briefs or Boxes (any person using any pronoun can answer) 

Marino or Elway? 

NY Pizza or Chicago Style?

Obama or Clinton? 

Reagan or Eisenhower? 

Grapes of Wrath or To Kill a Mockingbird? 

Disco or Rock or Rap? 

and finally.... 

Markus or Rumpole? 

NFL WEEK 6 2024 IMAGINE EDITION

 Imagine. Saturday John Lennon's 84th Birthday was celebrated in Central Park. More on this below. 

Our NY Mets start their march to the World Series tonight in LA. Hard to win a road playoff game, but they are rested and have their pitching lineup set, while LA's bullpen is in tatters. Our Mets bets have been beyond $pectacular and we are playing with house money and riding them all the way through the World Series. #LetsGoMets!  Game 1 tonight 8pm ish. 

Your Cleveland Browns are a disaster. Their QB is a sexual predator, never a good thing, and the have no team cohesiveness. They are in Philly today and it is just what the doctor ordered for the up and down Eagles. 8.5 is a lot to give but we are doing it and under 42.5 because there's no O in Cleveland. The only good news is they are on the glidepath to a top pick in the draft and there are plenty of good QBs coming out of college. 

Houston at the Cheaters. The Texans were our "it" team this season and we blew it. We should have tagged the Vikes, at which point we'd be eyeing that flat we have our eye on in London. But whatever. Cheaters starting their rookie QB Drake Maye. Maye-be he does ok. Something just tells us to put a few dollars to work on NE at home +6.5. 

The game of the day is the Commanders against the Ravens in Baltimore. Maybe a new rivalry is brewing now that DC has a team.  They are fun to root for, so we will take the 6.5 for DC to keep it close. 

We are still on a football losing streak so don't go crazy, other than Mets +145 to win the series against LA.  Also, a very profitable bet for us this season has been pitcher o/u strikeouts in any particular game (thank you Pirate rookie phenom pitcher Paul Skeenes!). Tonight, we like Mets starter Kodai Senga over 2.5 strikeouts at -110. Parlay that with the Mets +1.5 and a Hundee bet pays 275 which will cover our wine needs for the coming week). 

IMAGINE

This was the scene in Central Park Saturday celebrating John Lennon's 84th Birthday (which was October 9). Imagine if he had not been senselessly murdered? Do yourself a favor and mark your calendar and spend an October 9 in Strawberry fields one morning-afternoon. It's kinda sad...kinda bittersweet...and kinda nice being with likeminded people who like to imagine a world with no war, fear, and pain. 

Survivor coming soon. We are out 😡

COURTS OPEN FRIDAY IN SOUTH FLORIDA

 Court's will resume "normal" operations (including Hialeah, which is why we put "normal" in quotation marks) Friday. If you work for the court system, you need to report for work. If you're an attorney, you need to send an associate because nothing significant will be accomplished. 

Some unique facts about Milton. 

Because Milton made landfall south of Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay experienced a "reverse storm surge" in which the effects of Milton pulled (or to use a meteorological term "sucked") all the water out of Tampa Bay instead of flooding Tampa. 

The State housed post-storm workers in the Tampa Bay Rays Tropicana stadium. Prepositioning and all that. 

 

As you can see,  Milton blew the roof off the stadium. 

Where was Rumpole during all of this? 

NOT Florida. We learned our lesson after Andrew. We do not stay. 

Instead, like Tropicana stadium, we were in another place where a giant shot raised the roof- but this was a good kind. 

If you follow baseball at all, what the NY Mets are doing is absolutely unbelievable. In the playoffs- they are 4-0 when down. They have won three games with home runs, and hit two ninth inning home runs to get the lead, including a miraculous shot by Pete Alonso, in Milwaukee, when down to their final two outs of the season. Alonso's HR put the Mets into the Division round of the playoffs about a week ago. Lindor's home run, which we saw live, put the Mets into the Championship round of the playoffs. 

Very simply, life is baseball and baseball, when it plays like this, is life. 

So here was the scenario on Wednesday. Mets were down 1-0. They had squandered away a prior bases-loaded situation a few innings earlier. They loaded the bases in the 6th, and then  Franciso Lindor walked to the plate (and oh yeah, we had him +400 for a Benji to hit a dinger. The odds for a grand salami were +8000 and we kid you not our finger hovered over the bet button before we moved on. Oh well, we will take the 400 which paid for our celebratory dinner in the city afterwards - well not all the tab, bit most of it- the Caymus Cab 2018 was a bit pricy with the restaurant markup). 

Enjoy. 

COURTS CLOSED WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY

Rumpole Request/Rant: Covid redux. Remember the early weeks of the Covid shutdown when a few, very annoying individuals would spam your emails (and the blog) "I have been in constant communication with the chief judges and there is something called Covid which is a very serious virus and everyone needs to wear a mask and courts are closed..."  and they would send this over and over for weeks after courts were closed as if anyone on earth had by that time not heard about Covid. 

Well, the same people are at it again with the Hurricane, forwarding over and over emails from various officials telling us that there is a hurricane coming, as if anyone in Florida does not know. "Hey honey, did you see the 14 emails from Billy Busybody and his partner Sally Saysitall forwarding the emails about...wow I guess there is a hurricane and courts are closed?"

"Yes dear, I just saw them, and thank goodness they sent them, because despite the two dozen emails from judges, mayors, and various officials, I was not sure what was happening until Busybody resent me all the emails and I am so glad he did because I was wondering how I was going to drive to court in 190 mph winds."

So do us a favor- STOP FORWARDING THE SAME EMAILS WE ALL GET OVER AND OVER. No one needs you to forward the email from the Chief Judge that courts are closed.  If anyone has not gotten the email and is stupid enough to actually go to court during the storm, then they deserve what happens to them. If you have this much time on your hands, go take a spoon and head to the beach and volunteer for the Sisyphean task of filling up sandbags. 

UPDATE - Courts are closed Wednesday and NOW THURSDAY for a weather related event that the same people who do not believe in a Covid vaccine, do not believe is caused by global warming. This is what happens when you ignore science- science does not ignore you. 

Update - the 11th judicial circuit has issued a media advisory  

Couple of thoughts: First, why is  the 11th circuit advising the media on the hurricane ? Do they feel the media is stretched too thin by the absence of former ace Herald reporter David Ovalle  and they are helping the media ? 

Second - not too sure,  but we think the last 11th circuit media advisory we saw was congratulating President Clinton on his reelection. So let’s just say you’re better off getting updates from TMZ than our own 11th circuit media division.  But we applaud the effort.  

Federal and State courts are closed Wednesday. 

Has anyone seen the Governor’s comments? How does he describe the phenomena without reference to words that he has banned (rhymes with mobile horning)?

Take over 43 KC/ Saints tonight if you need to get even. 

More important question if anyone knows- does Starbucks stay open if the courts are closed? We need our Pumpkin Spiced Latte (PSL for the insiders) every day it is available. 

MEDIA ADVISORY

11th Judicial Circuit of Florida
For Immediate Release
October 8, 2024
Contact:  Eunice Sigler, Director
Office of Government Liaison & Public Relations
Phone (305)349-7189 - Fax (305)349-7190 - Cell (786) 348-7381

 

 

 

 

  HURRICANE MILTON ADVISORY #1

 

Miami-Dade Courts Closed

Wednesday, October 9^th, Due to Hurricane Milton

 

 

The Miami-Dade Courts and all Court Facilities will be closed on Wednesday, October 9^th, due to expected weather conditions caused by Hurricane Milton.

  

First Appearance hearings will take place on a weekend/holiday schedule.

 

Questions regarding an upcoming hearing should be directed to the presiding judge’s office – a judicial directory is found here.

 

The Eleventh Judicial Circuit will continue to closely monitor the path of Hurricane Milton in the coming days, and any further closures or changes to court schedules will be announced as soon as possible.

 

Court closure information may be found at the Eleventh Judicial Circuit’s:

 

- Emergency Hotline at 305-349-7777

- Website at www.jud11.flcourts.org
- Social Media @miamidadecourts on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram

 

 

Please continue to monitor news and weather reports, and the Eleventh Circuit’s website, hotline, and social media for future announcements.

 

 

 

HURRICANE MILTON

 Who wants to start with the jokes? 

Meanwhile check out DOM’s excellent letter to President Biden on using his pardon power as his term winds down. 

And the Giants knocked us out of the survivor pool. 😡