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Friday, February 13, 2026

GRRR

 Here are the things bothering us today. 

Having to use Authenticator for logging on to CMECF. Thank You Putin. 

The never ending same commercials on all of our Sirius Radio channels including that very annoying guy who get's you out of your time share. If you were stupid enough to buy a time share suffer the consequences, especially since now we all have to listen to this annoying guy over and over and over again. 

Speaking of which, the sob stories by two people- one lost her husband, the second his father, and both them are urging us to buy life insurance. Sorry for your loss, but we are so done with hearing about your tragedies that, trust us, if we needed to buy more life insurance, we would not use that company that you are both shilling for hundreds of times a day. STOP IT. 

Valentines Day.

And St Patrick's day. And Easter. And mother's day. And father's day. And grandparent's day.  These holidays have all been coopted by the card companies to get you to buy cards, flowers, chocolate and beer (well, the beer is okay, but not the rest). 

Curling. These people are not athletes. They are regular Joes and Janes with skates and a broom. Jesse Owens they are not.  Stop calling it a sport. No one says "hey what are you doing today? Want to play golf?" "No, I'm curling." That never happens. Ever. 

Tenting our laptop when entering federal court. What does that prove? Nothing. NOTH>>>ING. Stop. Just run it through the machine. 

Have we mentioned how much we despise that guy who gets you out of your time share? Oh yeah. Well, it bears repeating. 


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate that time shares guy.

Anonymous said...

Now the time share guy is advertising cell phone carriers. He's en fuego.

Anonymous said...

He insists he’s not an attorney but he gives legal advice. What’s that all about?

Anonymous said...

Know what annoys me? That woman with pneumatic lips and a cowboy hat who fired a coast guard pilot for failing to carry her blankie from one plane to another. She had to unfire the pilot once she realized that no one else could fly the second plane. But I'm still annoyed about it. Also the time shares guy.

Anonymous said...

Fajardo for State Attorney

Anonymous said...

That asshole time share cancelation guy said,,,, I don't even like lawyers..."

Anonymous said...

I too want Bach Armas in civil. He 's go no business in criminal.

Anonymous said...

We went to Thunder Bay, Canada last summer. Not exactly a tourist paradise, but they did have a Curling Arena right downtown. We saw a bunch of people with brooms in their hands lined up outside, waiting for it to open.

Anonymous said...

We can’t wait for the LOP/FACDL spring mixer.

Anonymous said...

How about #AnyoneButKathy2028

Anonymous said...

It is also the Lunar New Year Rumpy-- it will be the Year of The Horse.

Anonymous said...

Today’s training on ethics?