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Sunday, May 19, 2024

ATTEMPTED MURDER

 This may be our singular greatest post ever. 

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

uh. I don't get it. Maybe if a third one showed up?

Anonymous said...

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apkawel said...

While a group of crows is a murder of crows, a group of ravens may be an unkindness, a treachery, a conspiracy, or a rave of ravens. Regardless, it takes three birds to make up a murder, an unkindness, etc.

Judging by these birds' round beaks, shaggy throat feathers, and long beak-bristles, I would say they are ravens, not crows. So perhaps a better punchline would be "attempted conspiracy"?

Anonymous said...

Doesn’t a murder of crows require 3 or more?

Anonymous said...

A group of crows is called a murder and two is an attempt-give us a better and tougher puzzle like how did Joe Perkins name get thrown into consideration for the 3rd.

Anonymous said...

A conspiracy cannot be attempted. A conspiracy in an of itself is inchoate.

W Clermont said...

I attempted to solicit someone to conspire to commit an involuntary manslaughter by culpable negligence. And my friend got out of the way, facilitating my path; he knew about it, concealing it all knowing he should have blown the whistle. My friend committed misprision.

This whole series of events has left me incomplete, and to that I say, "Rudimentary, my dear Watson, rudimentary."

So mote it be!

***A post in jest.***



Anonymous said...

Crow 1 trying to make a move on Crow 2, with the intended outcome being a Crow 3, hence an attempt to create a murder of 3 crows