Dear Diary: I'm in Arabia! And life is grand.
Landed after a long flight. (Memo to self- complain about travel times to air force guys. We can speed this up.)
Everyone on the flight was tense. Special prosecutor stuff. I've about had it with that. I'm the president. And I was on a TV show. I can fire anyone. This Muller guy better watch his step or he's history.
Anyway, landed here and they have my picture everywhere! On billboards. Buildings. Just like Atlantic City when I had the casinos. Then I got this medal. Gold. Bigger than the one they gave Obama (I checked).
I got Jared working on this jewish issue. Seems pretty simple. Nothing money and a few buildings can't cure. Basically I said to the King- King, howz about we sell you some F-B52's- the ones Patton used, and build a Trump tower here and you make nice with the jews? In fact, they love to eat. Open a few bar-be-que joints. Not many pig places here in the middle east. Not sure why. Anyway, I'll negotiate the leases. Ten years, 2% escalator, get that Net Yahoo guy in Israel to lean on the owners and keep the rent down and we'll all make some money.
I'm also going to the Vatican. Wait until the Pope gets a load of Melania! They tell me he's an old guy. Wife probably died a few years ago. I'll have M wear something low cut. It will be great.
I've decided to fire Spicer. Can't have a member of the greatest presidential people being made fun of every week on saturday night live. The whole country is talking about it and they have such low ratings. But he's gone and I'm going to fire anyone else they make fun of. That will show them.
I'm still working on firing Paul Ryan. He rubs me the wrong way. And I'm thinking Clint Eastwood for FBI director. A little Dirty Harry for the country. Then I'll say to Paul Ryan ...go ahead punk, you want health care? Well, bring the bill up for a vote. Are you feeling lucky punk? Well, are ya?
Off to dinner and then maybe we'll fly to North Korea. Should be near by. I can fix things with that nut-job. No, not the nut-job Comey, the other nut-job, the guy who's the head of Japanese.
DJT.
When you see something that is not right, not fair, find a way to get in the way and cause trouble. Congressman John Lewis
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Judge Martin Zilber looked handsome and sharp at the PBA Gala last night. Hector Lombana and PBA chief JOHN Rivera love Judge Zilber. He is an incredible Judge and politician. He will be our next Federal Judge.
Rumpole -- I love Donald Trump. This foreign trip proves how great he is. Give him a chance.
Judge Zilber is our next Police Chief for Miami Dade. As an officer for years, we love him.
NXT Takeover last night was unreal. The Tyler Bate/Pete Dunne match was a 5 star match, and I don't care what Meltzer says - he is biased towards NJPW.
I couldn't believe Ciampa turned on his best friend Gargano. Unreal and can't wait to see what Hunter sets up for NXT Brooklyn in August.
He wanted to land his own helicopter on a holy site. What else do you need to know about this guy.
During the presidential campaign in August, Trump panned Obama's Cairo speech, castigating Obama for a "misguided" speech that didn't condemn "the oppression of women and gays in many Muslim nations, and the systematic violations of human rights, or the financing of global terrorism..."
Of course, it's all a lot more complicated when you are President, and Trump raised none of these issues in his Riyadh speech, instead emphasizing the scourge of terrorism, which is something that pretty much anyone in the Islamic world and the West can agree upon.
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Just got my online ballot for Dade County Bar Association. Can someone explain to me how a person who has never practiced law, let alone been to court (but who is certainly a fine event coordinator and cruise director) can be next year's DCBA president?
You watch. A judicial race is next and he'll probably win. You know . . . primogeniture.
It had to happen, they weren't being called up to the main roster as a team. RIP #DIY.
Nothing on Former Judge Perez and his email to Hendon...
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-gardens/article151844842.html
How stupid can someone be...
https://www.local10.com/news/crime/man-who-claimed-girlfriend-accidentally-choked-during-oral-sex-found-not-guilty-of-murder-?breaking_news=6486&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Breaking%20News%20Alert&utm_term=wplg_breaking
Let be honest - this lawyer is a better then all of us. Even you rumple.
Sometimes verdicts are hard to swallow.
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