We scooped the Herald on la’affair du Brummer. We know for a fact that the Herald and Joan Fleishman read our breaking news on the $200,000.00 settlement. And today, Joan’s column appears, and nuttin. Not one word on this great new blog that scooped all the local media.
That’s OK Joan. I guess you’re not interested in any more tips from a lawyer who is “boots on the ground”: in the Justice Building everyday, trying cases, hanging out in chambers, gathering tidbits….no problem. The Daily Business Review called me for an interview…maybe they will like a source like me giving them all the hot legal scoops?
Joan: Stick to civil court and who’s divorcing who.
You're cutoff: “now I have to turn my back on you” (Big Paulie to Henry Hill in Goodfellas when Henry gets arrested for drugs).
No more Justice Building tips for you.
4 comments:
I think Joan is one of the foxiest reporters around.
Joan is nothing but a lazy little society hack. Fuck her!
Joan's only claim to fame was the 1978 River Cops case. That was 30 years ago. Like Ed Pope, Carl Haissen, and Dave Barry, they live on their past accomplishments and just collect their paychecks. The Herald is top heavy with dead weight.
joan sucks as a reporter. i love the losers who "report" the news instead of making it.
but carl hiassen is a great author.
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