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Friday, May 13, 2011

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA???

Triskaidekaphobia. Fear of the number 13.

Friday May 13, 2011. The day blogger was shut down for a long while.

Did you miss us?

Earlier this week Browierd, being Browierd, had planes flying over the courthouse pulling banners calling the inhabitants "innept" and corrupt". Get all the details at FUKTHISCOURT dot COM (you were expecting a different web address?)

FACLD DINNER SATURDAY NIGHT: Who wants to live blog it for us? More imporantly, who wants to disrrupt the proceedings by streaking with a "FUKTHISCOURT" banner? We'll post bond for you.

We don't go to those things. The proximity of so many judges seeking free liquor makes us nervous.

Parakeets are becoming pests in our home town. As per the NY Times.

Have a good weekend. We'll be Twittering the highlights. Might be time to take the boat out.


25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't realize blogger was down. Thought you had called the Shumie for the blog.

Angry gurl said...

Let me catch up.

I don't like all this publicity to judges leaving the bench.

Barzee to Stearn? Mediocre legal talent to mediocre law firm. Ho hum.

Gerstein leaves the 3rd? He's been there like over 20 years. What does he know about trying a case? When's the last time he WROTE a brief instead of relying on his clerks to prepare bench briefs? Really, who cares?

FACDL dinner? You have got to be kidding me! A bunch of lawyers who backstab each other and their judges on this blog anonymously getting together and pretending to be friends while eating a piece of gawdawful chicken? Yeah, maybe I want to put pins in my eyelids as well. The latter would be less painful than enduring that mundane chatter over bottom shelf watered down liquor.

It's going to rain this weekend and that's going to ruin all my plans to get a nice tan. That makes me angry too.

Anonymous said...

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

Anonymous said...

sorry, rumple-the-boat man. It's going to rain this weekend. Time to stay home with a nice bottle of chilled wine.

Anonymous said...

Dalia Dippolito found guilty

Anonymous said...

I'm calling the shumie. See you Monday!

Anonymous said...

3:27 is Katie Perry (or "September Gurls" Alex Chilton?) and 3:51 is Patrick Batemen/Christian Bale from "American Psycho"--or maybe they're both the same person/persons. I'm very confused.

Anonymous said...

Yo Angry Gurl-- your plans are ruined cuz you aint gonna be able to get a tan? Pff! Pu-leeze! I prefer women who have a G-d given born tan. Something about a natural tanned woman that gets my motor running.

Anonymous said...

3:51=Patrick Bateman

Anonymous said...

fyI

I ordered the Mercuryladen fish, not the Gawdawful chicken. I expect to wash it down with Pusse de Urinalswill merlot, after having has three or four Intestinaldraino scotch on the rocks.

PAB

Anonymous said...

true about facdl.

Anonymous said...

Angry gurl has to be Nancy Wear. And Rump, there is nearly 500 people going to the banquet. Maybe Angry gurl can keep you company since you two will be the only ones not present at the banquet.

Anonymous said...

No free meal...everyone needs to pay. I hear they are serving filet. I am willing to sell my ticket at a premium-Rumple are you interested???

Better Things to Do said...

Oooh, a real filet mignon? get out much?

Why the hell would I want to hang out with a bunch of lawyers most of whom have no interest in my success or development?

I'll take my girl to Capital Grille and get a real steak and a bj on the ride home.

Oh, yeah, while we're at it...can someone revoke Nancy Wear's FACDL-Miami card.

Anonymous said...

Maybe "Angry gurl" can finally find happiness with "Angry Dad" Homer Simpson.

Anonymous said...

i love all the state court lawyers calling rain. pretty much reflects your judgment practicing law as well

the trialmaster said...

The TRIALMASTER will be in attendance at the FACDL dinner.

Anonymous said...

We saw "Africa, Brave Africa." It was a laugh riot.

Anonymous said...

facdl banquet also gives out awards to defense attorneys. rump; how can i find out who past nominees and winners are, say for the last 10 years. i heard they give out several awards at this black tie affair.

Facdl awards update said...

Couple of changes at the FCADL banquet that you shouldnbe aware of Rump.

1) Our own Rick Margolius will be handing out the prestigious "Henry Ferro" award for judicial demeanor and tolerance.

2) Brian Tannebaum will be handing out first annual Brian Tannebaum Award for The most effective use of social media in building a client base.

3) The return of the ultra prestigious Judge May Cain for extraordinary lenght of judicial service and commitment to the bench goes to Retired Judge John Colby.

4) A tight race for the Jack Coe award for judicial mediocrity,

we will try and live blog the event without being too obvious. Big question of the night- will Federal Judge Highsmith show up and sing his tradtional Kumbaya song with Pd Carlos Martinez and RC Joe George?

Anonymous said...

FACDL? Please. A bunch of do nothings that dream up new ways to give each other awards. Nearly every "elected" "officer" has run unchallenged for the past decade of phony baloney "elections". They then put their phony baloney awards and offices on their resumes and websites to sucker in clients. It's just a giant circle jerk. Angry gurl is certainly a superficial, vapid, a-hole, but at least she's right about the banquet.
Will Jude drop his drawers and prove he's got "jeff" on his Weiner? Will the FACDL website be unveiled after two years of "construction"? I can't wait.

CAPTAIN said...

The Captain Reports:

FACDL Banquet happening as this is being typed. Great venue. Packed house.

Cap Out. .....

Anonymous said...

Rump. Live blogging from FACDL dinner. Beatrice
Llorente said you were here. Is that true?

Anonymous said...

Just left the banquet.

Good booze, mediocre food (you try to cook for 450 people and have all the fillets come out at the same time cooked to some temperature that will please all- not a chance in hell) and beautiful venue. They just don't build like that anymore, and it is a real shame.

Anonymous said...

Bye Barzee, the criminals will miss you