Friday, May 27, 2011
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
Because you might not be able to stand the heat.
Speaking of the Heat, all you people who keep emailing me every time Wade or Cleveland Jim (Lebron) makes a free throw and asking me "what do you think of the Heat now?" can stop.
The series isn't over until the fat lady sings.
Celebrating a Heat championship now is like congratulating your client after the jury is seated (which we've actually done, but it's a ballsy move and we don't recommend it.)
Lets see if the Heat can beat the Mavs. If they can, they will get all the accolades they deserve. If they don't, it will be a colossal failure. The pressure is on.
Everything you wanted to know about the SAO's new DUI diversion but you couldn't ask because you don't have Bobby Reiff's cellphone.
Some rules (As per Mr. Reiff's email):
COURT IS CLOSED MONDAY.
The summer holiday season is upon us.
Take some time and smell the ocean breeze. Barbecue. Drink a beer or two. Take a deep breath. Put down those FLWs and read a book. We recommend "The Wizard Of Lies" although DOM recommended Lucifer's Hammer, which starts really slow if you ask us.
In short- enjoy life this weekend. Work will be here when you return Tuesday.