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Tuesday, April 28, 2026

A REAL PROSECUTOR

SECOND POWER OUTAGE UPDATE: Someone ran over to FPL with a credit card and paid the bill and the power in the courthouse has been restored. Let justice flow...

TUESDAY POWER-OUTAGE UPDATE- There is a total power outage at the Lawson family courthouse. Apparently someone forgot to pay the bill. Again. No estimated time for restoration of power as of 2:08 pm. So once again, judges and litigants are left in the dark. Let the puns flow...  

 There is a reason why we relentlessly mock and criticize the Dade state attorney's office for abandoning their discretion and surrendering the ability to do justice when their drones roll up to the court podium and intone "victim wants max". Because tragedies like this occur: 

Jessie Askew was 23, broke, and a new father in 1998, when he and a friend went into a fresh market where he worked, wearing masks, and demanded cash. It was a stupid and botched robbery.  Kelly Burke was a new prosecutor in Georgia, intent on establishing a tough reputation. Angry that Askew had elected to go to trial despite the overwhelming evidence, he won and sought imposition of Georgia's mandatory life without parole sentence. Sound familiar? Young prosecutor trying to make a name. Trial tax. Mandatory sentence with no judicial discretion. Young and immature defendant under intense pressure and making stupid choices. 

So here we are 28 years later. Askew is a grandfather and mentor to young prisoners. Burke is retired, dying of cancer, and has spent over a decade trying to right the most serious wrong of his career. This is what a real prosecutor does, although in Mr. Burke's case, it took a long time and the perspective of age and experience to bring him to the conclusion he was part of grievous wrong.

It all came together, as the NY Times reports here, with Burke testifying and advocating for Askew, while, not surprisingly, the Georgia AG was digging in their heels and trying to finish the destruction of a man's life by arguing that the motions were untimely filed. Nothing like throwing up procedural roadblocks when a man's life is at stake. 

This is a feel-good (sort of) story. The judge granted the motion and Askew was freed. 

The larger lessons here are that 1) young prosecutors often feel the only way for them to make a name for themselves is to be tough on crime because they are no longer taught that the greatest thing they can do in fulfilling their special role in the criminal justice system is to achieve justice; 2) mandatory sentences remove the checks and balances that a (hopefully) fair judiciary can apply when a prosecutor is simply seeking the max; 3) laws need to be reformed to allow these motions to be brought without the untimeliness roadblock prosecutors love to throw. 

Victim wants max? At least one prosecutor in Georgia decided (better late than never) that that is not the way to run a criminal justice system. 

Will this matter in Miami where the Dade SAO has mostly forfeited their obligation to seek justice, as it is layered with chiefs, assistant chiefs, and nameless supervisors who only want to keep their jobs and won't stick their necks out to do the right thing? Probably not with this administration. 

Janet Reno told all prosecutors that their job was to do justice. When was the last time Ms. Rundle said that and meant something other than "victim wants max?" We invite her to respond, but don't hold your breath. 

 Former Prosecutor Kelly Burke, with Mr. Askew's mother, in court, trying to do the right thing. 


Saturday, April 25, 2026

ZOOM ZAPPED FOR BOND HEARINGS

Sunday Update:

Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?


 Long gone are the days when we worried about bond hearings / first appearance in the REGJB. But we know that having Zoom was a boon for our colleagues, especially on the weekends. 

But that has apparently all ended because of one bad apple. All that we know was sent in an email from a certain criminal defense organization we are enjoined from mentioning by name. But that email was forwarded to us by several alert readers, and despite risking civil sanctions, we summarize its contents so as to fulfill our altruistic duties to our faithful readers who want to know WTF is going on and why do they have to trek down to REGJB for a bond hearing on Sunday  when a bunch of unscrupulous bond companies are going to try and steal the client  by calling the client's family members and telling them to come to meet them to get their loved one out of jail. The judicial high council can stop zoom hearings, but they won't do a damn thing about bond companies hustling cases. Shame. Shame!

From the ----- email: 

Good evening ----- Miami,

As forwarded below, our Circuit leadership has decided to remove Zoom for Felony First Appearance Hearings. 

We have spoken with multiple members of Circuit leadership, and they indicated that this change was precipitated by recent threats against the Felony First Appearance Judge.

We clearly and explicitly condemn threats against our local judges, the judiciary, and judicial independence. A judge should be able to rule on a case and not receive threats against her life, home, and place of worship. Period. Full stop.

...

In speaking with Circuit leadership, we learned that this change had been contemplated for months. Circuit leadership has been continually concerned that Zoom makes bond hearings are streamed via YouTube by a member of the public.  This livestream has a comment section where members of the public often express distasteful views on parties to the case—victims, the accused, judges, etc. This YouTube channel and its comment section were being monitored by Circuit leadership.

So now you know why there is no more Zoom for bond hearings. In essence the Circuit Court high council let One Bad Apple spoil the whole bunch. And that's a shame. 

 It's 66 degrees in the City with a high today of 72. Traffic on the FDR is building around the Brooklyn Bridge. And now coming at ya now it's the Osmands and One Bad Apple on 66, W...NBC!


 


To paraphrase Donny Osmond, how about if the Circuit High Council gives it one more try before giving up on love Zoom? 

Friday, April 24, 2026

JUDICIAL ELECTIONS 2026 ..... QUALIFYING WEEK .....

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

ELECTION CENTRAL 2026 ... QUALIFYING WEEK

UPDATED AT 2:00 PM TODAY:

No surprises to report other than perennial candidate Renier Diaz de la Portilla did not pay the $7,590.20 qualifying fee in Group 38 of the County Court. Therefore, we extend our congratulations to incumbent Judge Gordon Murray on his re-election. 

We have six remaining contested judicial elections to look forward to this August.

Qualifying for Circuit and County Court closes at Noon today. We will update this post once all final paperwork is reviewed and confirmed. As of midnight, here is where things stand:

CIRCUIT COURT

First, the contested races:


GROUP 5 (Judge Angelica Zayas retiring)

Alexander Annunziato (In-house counsel, Ascendant Commercial Insurance; attorney for 11 years)

Arthur McNeil (Assistant Public Defender; attorney for 19 years)*** (HAS NOW QUALIFIED)

Monica Segura (Senior Managing Associate General Counsel for Universal Property & Casualty;  attorney for 20 years).


GROUP 35 (Judge Orlando Prescott retiring)

Renee Gordon (Assistant Public Defender; attorney for 30 years)

Cristobal Padron (Private practice, family law; attorney for 14 years)*** (HAS NOW QUALIFIED)


GROUP 67

Incumbent Judge Mavel Ruiz

Destiny Goede "Alvarez" (Insurance defense; attorney for five years)

We previously posted about the shenanigans that Ms. Goede "Alvarez" pulled with her multiple name changes, twice in two months, under the title "The Name Game," and we encourage you to read it again. You can find it here. (scroll down to Group 67).


GROUP 69 (Judge Richard Hersch retiring)

Rita Baez (Private practice, personal injury; attorney for 30 years)

Yaneth Del Carmen Baez (Assistant State Attorney; attorney for 9 years)

Bonita Jones-Peabody (Private Practice, former APD; attorney for 35 years)


GROUP 76 

Incumbent Judge Spencer Eig

Yenly Dominguez (Private practice, real estate & estate planning; attorney for 7 years)


CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING JUDGES

Twenty-seven incumbent judges were automatically re-elected after drawing no opposition:

Michelle Alvarez Barakat 
Tanya Brinkley 
Beatrice Butchko 
Carmen Cabarga 
Yvonne Colodny 
Ivonne Cuesta 
Jorge Cueto 
Abby Cynamon 
Michelle Delancy 
Dawn Denaro 
Reemberto Diaz 
Veronica Diaz 
Carlos Gamez 
Stacy Glick 
Laura Gonzalez-Marques 
Carlos Guzman 
Christine Hernandez 
Peter Lopez 
Denis Martinez-Scanziani 
Alberto Milian 
Cristina Miranda
Spencer Multack 
Joseph Perkins 
Migna Sanchez-Llorens 
Laura Stuzin 
Daryl Trawick 
Andrea Wolfson 


COUNTY COURT

Again, we begin with the contested races:


GROUP 25

Incumbent Judge Luis Perez-Medina

Maribel Diaz (Miami-Dade Tax Collector’s Office; attorney for 17 years)


GROUP 38

Incumbent Judge Gordon Murray

Renier Diaz de la Portilla (Private Practice; attorney for 18 years)***


***Indicates that the candidate has not yet paid their qualifying fee.


Nine incumbent County Court judges were automatically re-elected:

Donald Cannava
Betty Capote-Erben
Raul Cuervo
Ritamaria Cuervo
Victoria Ferrer
Kevin Hellman
Joanne Marie Hernandez
Natalie Moore 
Stephanie Silver

Best of luck to all of the candidates. Voters go to the polls on August 18, 2026.


CAPTAIN OUT .......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

DOLPHINS MOCK DRAFT

 The first night of the NFL draft is this Thursday night, conflicting with Bruce Springsteen's concert in South Florida. 😖

Here is our Dolphins Mock Draft. 

The Dolphins pick 11 in the first round. We have the Raiders taking Mendoza (duh); Jets-David Bailey; Cardinals -Sonny Styles; Titans -Jerimiah Love (best player in round 1); Giants- Arvell Reese; Browns Makai Lemon; Commanders Caleb Downs; Saints- Jordan Tyson; KC -Francis Mauigoa; and Browns at 10- Jerod McCoy. 

The Fins want a wide receiver, but with Tate, Lemon and Tyson all off the board, we have them taking Spencer Fano, a 6'6 311-pound bruising, volent tackle.  I'd like to see them trade down 5-7 spots and then grab Omari Cooper, Jr., the 6-foot polished WR from Ohio State. But 10 is too early to reach for him.  

The Fins also have a second pick at 30 in the first round. and here is where they can grab Denzel Boston, a 6'4 WR from Washington with a wide catch radius and the kind of receiver who will win most 50/50 balls. 

In round 2 the Fins pick at 43 and the problem here is that there is great value on the board with WRs like Chris Brazzell from Tennessee, or Germie Bernard from Bama, so again we'd like to see them trade down ten spots. But if they have to pick here, then to help protect their new QB and dominate the run game they draft a second OL- Emmanuel Pregnon- at 6'4 and 315 pounds, he plays angry and is highly athletic for his size and can plug any hole on the line. 

In Round 3, picking at 75, they start adding to defense with Davis Igbinosun, a 6'2 190 pound CB who plays fast and physical and has a high ceiling to become a solid NFL lockdown corner.

The Fins have a second pick in round 3, and at 87 they are going big with Florida State nose tackle Darrell Jackson, Jr, who at 6'6/330 is anchoring the defensive line with his size and 35 inch massive arms. He brings a nasty to defense that the Fins need. 

Another  pick for the Fins in round 3 at 90 (and they can package these if they want to move up in rounds 1 or 2) and the Fins grab Jonah Coleman, a 5'9 /220 pound running back from Washington, who is quick, big, and can be a great compliment to Achane, and pick up those tough yards on 3rd or 4th and 1-2. 

And finally, believe it or not, they have a fourth pick at 97 in round three- and here they are choosing between Zachariah Branch- a blazing fast WR/kick returner who is 5'10 and a state champ in the 100 meter and 200 meter dash, and in long jump. Or they can nab Malik Muhammad- a 6' 180 cornerback who can quickly start in the nickel package.  As much as we like Muhammad, we can't overlook the athletic value of Branch and that is their selection. 

In Round 4 at 130 there are some interesting options here, and we are going to shock everyone- the Fins select Garrett Nussmeier- Quarterback LSU as the third QB off the board behind Miami native Mendoza and Ty Simpson. Nussmeier has a polished game, is ready for the NFL pro offense, and QB is clearly a position in flux in Davie right now. If not thim, then I see them grabbing the UM QB Carson Beck in round 6 or 7.  

In Round 5 at 151 this all about best player available, and on our board we have Eli Randon, a giant 6'7/250 athletic tight end from Notre Dame (making Judge Moreno smile) who can stretch the field and dominate DBs, all of whom he towers over. 

The next pick in what appears to be a never ending cornucopia of talent is in round 7 at 227, the Fins stay local and grab UM safety Jakobe Thomas- a 6'1/211 fast flowing -downhill hitter who in 2025 had 76 tackles, 3.5 sacks, and 5 ints. Thomas is a good all-around safety to plug holes and who may be able to crack the starting lineup in years 2,3,4. 

And finally at 238 the Fins are going to pass on Florida State Edge rusher Tyrek Sapp who doesn't have the physical skills to really contribute in the NFL (IOHO). The Fins select Red Murdock, a 6'2/232 LB from Buffalo who had amazing production over three years in college including 358 tackles, 40 tackles for loss, 9 sacks and an eye-popping 9 forced fumbles. At the least he contributes right away on special teams, and who knows what his upside can be in the right system. 

So there you have our Fins 2026 Mock Draft, We plugged this into a draft simulator and got a solid B. The only pick that was graded an A was TE Eli Randon at 151.  Fano and Pregnon- OLmen at 1 & 3 are not sexy, but they are the guys who win games in the trenches. Denzel Boston at 30 is a great value and a much better pick then the reach Miami would have made at ten for Cooper (who is not a top ten talent) with the top three receivers they covet off the board. 

All of this being said, what would be ideal would be for them to package the pick at ten with a few of their third-round picks and move up to Cleveland at 6, or Washington at 7, which will give them the chance at a top 3 WR. 

How will we do? Let us know, because right around the time the Fins are picking Bruce will be singing Bobby Jean or Badlands "Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king, and the king ain't satisfied until he rules everything."

 Now how in the world did he write that in 1977, and yet it's more relevant today than when he wrote it? 

Monday, April 20, 2026

ADD ONE TO THE QUESTION

 The question as we begin the 3rd week of April now has a new component: What will occur first: 

1) The Straits of Hormuz opening?

2) The Escalator on the first floor of the REGJB working? Or now...

3) The NY Mets winning a game? 

The Mets are currently mired in an 0-11 streak, causing significant distress to Rumpole's baseball betting bankroll. 

More news this Monday. The administration has currently begun refunding over 166 billion in illegally collected tariffs. Which means Trump paid for the tariffs before Mexico paid for the wall. 

US equity markets set to open down Monday morning as they digest the news of the US seizing an Iranian cargo ship in the Gulf of Oman. If you've missed out on some stocks, now is the time to watch and perhaps snap up a few shares of say Palantir, Tesla, Applied Materials.  We sold out of Coherent after it broke 310 and promptly missed an additional run to 345 😢. We could have used the additional cash considering the financial disaster the Mets have wrought.  

Enjoy the week even if the State announces that the victim wants Max. 

Sunday, April 19, 2026

THE SUPREME COURT SHADOW PAPERS

 A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away,  a Jedi knight named Daniel Ellsberg broke the Pentagon Papers story by leaking a series of Pentagon studies to the NY Times demonstrating that President Johnson and Defense Secretary Robert MacNamara had lied about their plans to enlarge the US engagement in Vietnam. Many DeSantis drones are now  scouring Snap and IG looking for Ellsberg's accounts thinking "I'm pretty sure I've followed his restaurant recommendations..."  

Now we have the Supreme Court Shadow Papers- the story broke in the NY Times on Saturday. The Times obtained from someone or some people a series of Supreme Court Justices memos in 2016 over a period of five days, started by Chief Justice John Roberts (motto: "Doing more than calling balls and strikes behind the scenes")  who was desperate to stop the Obama Administration and the EPA from imposing new restrictions on power plants so as to halt the global warming crisis. Roberts wanted to grant a stay application of the EPA plan after the DC appellate court refused to do so. As the Times posits, based on a series of opinions by legal experts other than Rumpole, this was the start of the current Supreme Court shadow docket. No more would conservatives live and die by the maxim that judges should not legislate. Now conservative supreme court justices would legislate if the challenged law offended their sensibilities, as the EPA rules surely did- because to follow the rules, states and power companies would incur billions and billions of extra expenses, and Roberts couldn't allow Obama and his minions to be correct about global warming- especially at the expense of corporate bottom lines. 

As the Times powerfully points out, nowhere in any of the Justices' memos that flew back and forth was there even the barest mention of the dangers of global warming. 

The article is here, and it is worth a read for anyone other than ASAs who are too busy writing "victim wants max!" on their plea sheets for Monday. 

The actual memos are here. 


State wants max ASAs eat here

 


Friday, April 17, 2026

A COMPELLING QUESTION

 Sometimes we confront the difficult questions of the day. We are known for our willingness to address the hard questions. By holding up a mirror, we force a discussion of topics others avoid. Sometimes it's hard. If this is not for you dear reader, we apologize in advance. Perhaps today is the day you quickly click to Mr. Markus's blog for a scintillating discussion of a footnote in an eleventh circuit opinion. It's okay with us. You can always check back tomorrow. 

Here it is. 

Major League Baseball players were asked this question: "If you could only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be?" 

Here are some of the answers. 

Shohei Otani: Mayo; Mookie Betts: BBQ sauce (mustard and ketchup don't travel well); Hunter Greene: Blue Cheese;  Josh Jung: Jalapeno Ranch; Aaron Judge: In-n-Out secret sauce;  Bubba Chandler and James Tallion answered Cholula, a condiment we are not familiar with. Alex Bregman: mustard; and several players picked ketchup. 

Maybe the best answer came from Cam Schlittler, whose answer reminded us of what we are sure many of our robed readers would say: Antarctica!  Cam is now our guy. 

Is Russian dressing or Thousand Island a condiment? Because remember, you're not putting ketchup or mustard on a salad or baked potato. It's a deep question, worthy of the best legal minds of the REGJB. If you Google the matter you will see Reddit (Motto: "Yet another social media type site Rumpole avoids"...ok, that's not really a motto, but still...)  threads devoted to in depth discussions of the issue. 



It's a beautiful spring weekend. Put down that depo transcript and go outside for a bit. 

Thursday, April 16, 2026

MEASURE FOR MEASURE

 In one of favourite Shakespear plays, Measure for Measure, Claudio was sentenced to death, and asks his friend Lucio to ask his sister Isabella who is about to become nun to go to the city deputy to go beg for his life. Isabella replies "What poor ability's in me to do him any good?"  Lucio replies "Assay the power you have." Isabella responds "My power alas..." Lucio cuts her off and says: 

"Our doubts are traitors, and make lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt."

Words to live by. 

How do you like the Captain muckraking and shaking things up in Tallahassee? This Blog has a purpose. 

Are we out of the woods? Warren Buffett said "When people are fearful, be greedy. When people are greedy, be fearful." People were fearful in March, and now the markets are hitting all time highs. 

But is there another shoe, or ship to drop in the Straits of Hormuz? Are we one tanker or US Navy ship hitting a stray mine away from a bigger problem? "When people are greedy be fearful."

Speaking of shoes, when you arrive at the REGJB for a court hearing on 2, or 3, or 4 do you clog up the elevator or take the stairs because the escalator is still out? How many floors will you walk up before taking the elevator? Does Health Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. ( Weirdo, Pluto) have anything to do with the first-floor escalator being out and forcing people to walk up the stairs?  Is walking a cure for measles, because he opposes the measles vaccine. 

Our simple question to you anti-vax nuts, who didn't want the covid vaccine because you didn't have time to research what was in it. When you're dying of a burst appendix and they wheel you into the operating room and begin giving you anesthesia, fluids, and antibiotics, will you refuse the drugs and not get the surgery because you don't have time to investigate what is in the anesthesia and other drugs and fluids?  Let us know. 



Wednesday, April 15, 2026

EIGHT MONTHS OF SILENCE — UNTIL WE ASKED QUESTIONS .....

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

EIGHT MONTHS OF SILENCE — UNTIL WE ASKED QUESTIONS 

Funny how that works ...

On April 7th, we told you that “SOMETHING VERY FISHY IS GOING ON HERE” regarding two vacant County Court seats in Miami-Dade.

We went digging. Public Records Requests (PRRs) went out. And now, the timeline tells the story.

On August 13, 2025, County Court Judge Jason Reding Quinones submitted his resignation to Governor DeSantis, advising that he had been nominated by President Trump to serve as the next United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida.

On September 25, 2025, County Court Judge Yara Klukas followed suit, submitting her resignation to accept a position as First Assistant U.S. Attorney—under Quinones.

Two resignations. Two vacancies. Clock starts ticking.

Under the Florida Constitution, the process to fill a judicial vacancy must begin within 30 days.

Instead?

Nothing.

Not 30 days. Not 60. Not 90.

Nearly eight months of radio silence.

No publication of the resignation letters (as is customary).

No request to the Judicial Nominating Commission (JNC).

No applications. No interviews. No nominees.

No replacements.

Just… nothing.

So, on March 25, at precisely 1:38 PM, your Captain Justice sent an email to the Governor’s General Counsel, Ryan Newman, asking a simple question:

Why had the constitutional process never even begun?

Newman has yet to respond.

But here’s where it gets interesting.

Within the hour of that email, Governor DeSantis suddenly sprang into action.

He drafted and signed two letters, (without ever even thanking the Captain).

The first, addressed to “The Honorable Jason Quinones, 11th Judicial Circuit of Florida,” stated: “I accept your resignation as Judge of the Miami-Dade County Court.”

Date of the letter?

March 25, 2026.

A small problem: by that date, Quinones had already been serving as the United States Attorney for roughly eight months.

Even better—the letter was sent to a courthouse address… for a judge who hadn’t been a judge in eight months.

DeSantis sent an identical letter to former Judge Klukas—same date, same format, same courthouse address.

At that point, Klukas had already been serving as First Assistant U.S. Attorney for seven months.

Then—still on March 25, shortly after those letters were signed—Deputy General Counsel David Axelman emailed JNC Chair Eliot Pedrosa, directing him to finally convene the Commission to begin the process of filling the two long-vacant seats.

Amazing how that works.

Eight months of inaction… followed by a flurry of activity within hours of one email from Captain Justice asking questions.

Coincidence?

You decide.

As for answers—don’t hold your breath.

I called Axelman. Multiple times. Left messages.

I emailed him. Asked for an explanation.

Nothing. No response. No return calls.

And that, folks, is where we stand.

Two judicial seats sat vacant for the better part of a year.

A constitutional mandate ignored.

And only when someone started asking questions did the machinery of government suddenly come to life.

Draw your own conclusions.


JUDICIAL ELECTIONS – UPDATE …

Two new filings since our posts last week.

Circuit Court – Group 5

Attorney Monica Segura has entered the race, joining Alex Annunziato and Arthur McNeil. Segura is the Senior Managing Associate General Counsel for Universal Property & Casualty and has been a member of The Florida Bar for 20 years.

Interesting note: Segura applied to the JNC in its most recent round, when two Circuit and two County Court seats were open. Out of 32 applicants, she interviewed for both Circuit and County. The JNC ultimately forwarded 24 names to the Governor—Segura’s was not among them. Now she’s taking her case directly to the voters.

County Court – Group 25

Attorney Maribel Diaz has filed against incumbent Judge Luis Perez-Medina. Diaz has been a member of The Florida Bar for 17 years and currently works in the Miami-Dade Tax Collector’s Office.

Keen readers of the Captain will recall last week’s Incumbent Vulnerability Quotient (IVQ), © 2026 rankings. Judge Perez-Medina came in at number three. It appears Ms. Diaz may have been paying attention.


CAPTAIN OUT .......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com


Tuesday, April 14, 2026

WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO

 TO KNOW THAT EVEN ONE LIFE HAD BREATHED EASIER BECAUSE YOU HAVE LIVED. THIS IS TO HAVE SUCCEEDED. 

Ralph Waldo Emmerson. 


As we reflect on leaving law, we become introspective, musing about all we did, and did not do. The successes, the failures, and worst of all- the times we did not try. 


Monday, April 13, 2026

CERRADO

 Straits of Hormuz closed. 

Straits of REGJB escalator- cerrado. 

Head over to DOM's blog where's he's obsessed with new federal judges (Judge Artu), time for voire dire, classic rock, hard forks and Satoshi Nakamoto. Really! 

While we are waiting for things to open, think about these things: 

Bookkeeper is the only word with three consecutive double letters. 

Miami is the only major US city founded by a woman (Julia Tuttle). 

Pacific Ocean has three C's- each pronounced differently. 

The State is still saying victim wants max. 

"Sanction" is a contradiction. It means both to allow something, and to punish. Someday judges will sanction male lawyers in Miami appearing in court in July and August without a coat and tie without imposing sanctions. 

Typewriter is the longest word you can write using only letters on the top row of a keyboard. 

Broweird is still the weirdest courthouse on earth. And we don't mean the physical building. 

Is that bug still running against Judge Murray? 


Friday, April 10, 2026

ELECTION CENTRAL 2026 - CIRCUIT COURT .....

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

ELECTION CENTRAL 2026 – PART TWO

CIRCUIT COURT

Three Circuit Court judges are retiring this cycle. There are 29 incumbent judges running for re-election, and only one has drawn opposition.

GROUP 5 (Judge Angelica Zayas retiring)

Alexander Annunziato (in-house counsel, Ascendant Commercial Insurance)

Arthur McNeil (former Assistant Public Defender, Miami-Dade County)

Annunziato was suspended for 60 days by the Florida Supreme Court, effective August 1, 2019. The suspension stemmed from a May 2018 arrest for attempting to purchase $20 worth of heroin from an undercover detective. See State v. Annunziato, Case No. F18-9913 (Miami-Dade County Circuit Court).

To his credit, Annunziato stipulated to probable cause and agreed to the findings. A Consent Judgment was entered with the Florida Supreme Court. He completed Miami-Dade Drug Court, participated in the Florida Lawyers Assistance Program, underwent 45 days of residential treatment, and continues to attend 12-step meetings. He was represented by attorney Richard Baron.

The Consent Judgment can be found here:


McNeil served as an Assistant Public Defender from 2017 to 2024 and is now in private practice. We noted in our research that his current residence is in Broward County. When asked about his plans if elected, McNeil advised us that he would relocate to Miami-Dade County before taking office in January 2027.

GROUP 35 (Judge Orlando Prescott retiring)

Renee Gordon (Assistant Public Defender, Miami-Dade County)

Cristobal Padron (solo practitioner)

Gordon has been a member of The Florida Bar for 31 years. She previously ran for Circuit Court in 2018 against Vivianne del Rio, losing 53% to 47%.

Padron has been practicing law for 15 years and focuses on family law. He ran for Circuit Court in 2024 against Heloiza Correa, losing 52% to 48%—a margin of approximately 9,300 votes.

GROUP 67

Incumbent Judge Mavel Ruiz

Destiny Goede Alvarez (insurance defense)

This shapes up to be one of the more interesting races.

In 2014, Mavel Ruiz unseated incumbent Judge Fleur Lobree with 54% of the vote. (Lobree later went on to serve on the Third District Court of Appeal.) In 2020, Judge Ruiz defeated challenger Marcia Hansen with 55% of the vote.

Now, she faces Destiny Goede Alvarez, a relatively young but well-connected attorney, just over five years out of law school.

We previously wrote about Goede Alvarez in connection with her applications to the Judicial Nominating Commission (JNC) for both Circuit and County Court openings. The JNC nominated her for one of the County Court seats, and her name is currently pending before Governor DeSantis.

Goede Alvarez has been a member of The Florida Bar for just over five years—the minimum qualification for judicial appointment. She earned two degrees from the University of Florida, served as President of Florida Blue Key, and was later inducted into its Hall of Fame. She is also a member of the Federalist Society.

Her experience includes:

  • Judicial intern to U.S. Magistrate Judge Amanda Arnold Sansone
  • Service in the DeSantis Administration at the Florida Department of Transportation (one year)
  • Associate at GrayRobinson (two years)
  • Current partner at Goede, DeBoest & Cross (the Goede is John Goede)
THE "NAME GAME" © 2022

We’ve been down this road before.

Time and again, we’ve seen attorneys suddenly “discover” new last names right before applying to the Judicial Nominating Commission (JNC) or filing to run for judge. It’s a pattern. And it’s not subtle.

Most recently, we pointed out that sitting United States Attorney Jason Reding Quinones managed to find an extra surname just days before submitting his JNC application.

Now, we have a new entrant into the Name Game.

Enter Destiny Goede… then Destiny Goede Alvarez… and now, simply, Destiny Alvarez.

Let’s walk through this.

Ms. Goede married Nicholas Alvarez on May 6, 2023. Nothing unusual there. And yes—taking a spouse’s last name is perfectly appropriate.

But that’s not what this is about.

Because for the next year and a half, she didn’t take it.

In November 2024—eighteen months after the wedding—she was still “Destiny Goede” when she and her husband signed mortgage documents on a Miami-Dade property. Professionally, she continued using “Goede” at her father’s law firm through at least September 2025.

No rush. No urgency. No “Alvarez.”

Then came January 20, 2026.

The JNC announces four judicial openings—two Circuit, two County.

And suddenly… the clock starts ticking.

Two days later—two days—on January 22, “Destiny Goede” becomes “Destiny Goede Alvarez” with The Florida Bar. Application submitted. Interview secured. And by March 13, she’s on the short list sent to Governor DeSantis for a County Court seat.

Convenient timing.

But wait—it gets better.

On March 26, just thirteen days after making the Governor’s list, she goes back to The Florida Bar and changes her name again.

This time, dropping “Goede” altogether.

Now she’s simply: Destiny Alvarez.

Three names. Three iterations. All within a matter of weeks—right in the middle of the judicial selection process.

Coincidence?

You decide.

But here’s what we do know: for nearly two years after her marriage, she was perfectly content to remain “Goede.” Only when a judicial opportunity appeared did the name begin to… evolve.

Call it what you want.

We call it the Name Game.

GROUP 69 (Judge Richard Hersch retiring)

Rita Baez (Personal Injury Attorney)

Yaneth Del Carmen Baez (Assistant State Attorney)

Bonita Jones-Peabody (Private Practice, former APD)

Baez has been practicing for 30 years, focusing on personal injury law. She ran for County Court in 2024 against incumbent Christopher Green, narrowly losing 50.8% to 49.2%—a difference of 3,145 votes out of approximately 249,500 cast.

Del Carmen Baez has been an attorney for nine years. She works in the Human Trafficking Unit at the Miami-Dade State Attorney's office.

Jones-Peabody has been an attorney for 35 years. She spent 11 years, from 2013-2024, at the Miami-Dade Public Defender's Office. She is now in private practice.

THIRD DISTRICT COURT OF APPEAL

Judge Kevin Emas retired on March 31, 2026. The next judge of the Third District Court of Appeal will be appointed by Governor DeSantis from the following nominees:

Jeffrey DeSousa
Judge Javier Enriquez
Judge Spencer Multack
Judge Joseph Perkins
Judge Thomas Rebull
Judge Robert Watson

CAPTAIN OUT .......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com

Thursday, April 09, 2026

WHAT WILL OPEN FIRST?

 What will open first- the Straits of Hormuz or the first-floor escalator in the REGJB?  Both have been closed for about the same amount of time. Both are semi-controlled by unpredictable characters who say and do different things from day to day and hour to hour. Ever try and get a City Of Miami engineer to do anything? For example, it takes a several year environmental study to lower the thermostats in courtrooms. The good news is that the requests made during the cold snap of December 2012 have just been approved, and judges on the fourth floor can warm up their courtrooms just in time for summer. (Don't get us started on summer in Miami. Because come July 1 we will NEVER be putting on a jacket and tie in the summer again.)

It may well be that the escalator needs to be plugged in, but there are several permits, inspections processes that need to be followed, and technicians that need to be retained before the people who run the REGJB can pick up a plug and put it into an outlet. Life in 2026- there's an app for that. And perhaps we should make an app that - like the ones that show the lines at TSA security in airports- shows the moment-to-moment operations of the REGJB escalators. Seems completely ridiculous. So did putting cameras into phones. And yet...

Our bet? The Oil 🛢 flows before the people move at 1351 NW 12th Street. 

How about our Captain shaming the governor and Florida into accepting applications for open judicial spots. Who else can do that? It's not like Mr. Markus can move the needle to get appointments in the SDFL. Just sayin being in trial all the time slows the blogging process down. 

This is a great blog we built. Someone needs to step up to run it. April, May, June...👻

Some nitwit files against Judge Gordon Murray? We will have A LOT more to say about that in the coming days and weeks. Stay tuned. 

Did you buy stocks over the last few weeks?  You did if you followed Warren Buffett's timeless advice- Be scared when people are greedy and be greedy when people are scared. And people were scared this last month- and what did the market do Wednesday? 🚀 We may see a sell off this morning as the scaredy cats recoup some of their losses and sell. And we will be buyers, especially of Microsoft, Broadcom, Apple (naturally), and heres a new one we have mentioned but LOVE- ELI LILLY. Jump on the GLP-1 gravy train. They got approval for the pill form of Mounjaro, and their next generation of meds coming out in 2027ish  will make even the laziest judge skinny.  Afraid of tech? Some health care stocks are a nice haven. 



Wednesday, April 08, 2026

JUDICIAL ELECTIONS 2026 ... INCUMBENT VULNERABILITY QUOTIENT .....


THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

ELECTION CENTRAL 2026 - PART ONE

The Qualifying period is fast approaching, and several new candidates have recently filed paperwork indicating their intent to run for judicial office. Qualifying Week is set for April 20-24, 2026, with the primary election scheduled for August 18.

COUNTY COURT

There are 11 incumbent judges up for election this cycle. Only one currently faces opposition. 

The headline: on April 1, perennial candidate Renier Diaz de la Portilla, filed to run in Group 38 of the County Court, challenging  incumbent Judge Gordon Murray, Sr.

You may recall that the last time we wrote about Diaz de la Portilla, he was challenging another County Court Judge - Fred Seraphin - in the 2022 election cycle. 

THE HISTORY OF CANDIDATE RENIER DIAZ DE LA PORTILLA

It’s a long one, so buckle up:

... 1996: Elected to the Miami-Dade School Board at the age of 25; served two years.

... 2000: Elected in a special election to the Florida House in District 115; served two years. 

... 2002: Lost re-election in the Republican primary to J.C. Planas, 45%-43%.

... 2006-2012: Returned to and served again on the School Board. 

... 2012: Ran in House District 103; lost to Manny Diaz Jr., 55%-39%.

... 2014: Ran for Circuit Court Judge; lost to Veronica Diaz 57%-43%.

... 2020: Ran for Miami-Dade County Commission, District 5; lost to Eileen Higgins, 53%-47%.

... 2022: Challenged incumbent Judge Fred Seraphin; lost 56%-44%.

In addition to these campaigns, Diaz de la Portilla has repeatedly sought appointment to the bench through the Judicial Nominating Commission (JNC),  without success:

... 2016 (early): Applied for an open County Court seat.

... 2016 (later): Again applied when two additional County Court seats became available.

... 2019: Applied and interviewed for one of four open County Court seats; the JNC forwarded 23 names to the Governor - his was not one of them. 

... 2020: Applied again for three open seats on the County Court; he was not appointed. 

In 2022, The Captain published several critical pieces regarding Diaz de la Portilla's campaign for his actions in his campaign against Judge Seraphin. The Daily Business Review subsequently reported on those issues quoted from our posts. For those interested, we encourage revisiting:

SHAME ON YOU RENIER DIAZ DE LA PORTILLA, posted on July 28, 2022, which can be found here

RENIER DIAZ DE LA PORTILLA - YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER, posted on August 9, 2022, which can be found here

GET OUT THE HANDCUFFS ??? HAVE THE DIAZ DE LA PORTILLA BROTHERS BROKEN THE LAW ???, posted on August 13, 2022, which can be found here


INCUMBENT VULNERABILITY QUOTIENT 

Back in 2022, we questioned why Diaz de la Portilla chose to challenge Judge Seraphin. Of the 15 Countyy Court Groups up for election, 12 incumbents went unopposed. Seraphin was one of four black judges running on the ballot that year, along with Miesha Darrough, Chiaka Ihekwaba, and Julie Harris Nelson. 

In the 2026 cycle, Murray is the only black judge of the 11 incumbents. We have no evidence that Diaz de la Portilla choices - either in 2022 or now -  were motivated by race.

To analyze competitiveness, we developed a metric: the Incumbent Vulnerability Quotient (IVQ), © 2026. The IVQ considers three factors:

1. Total contributions from donors (excluding candidate loans)

2. Number of individual contributors

3. Amount of money loaned by the candidate 

The higher the score, the more vulnerable the incumbent.

As of March 31, 2026, the most vulnerable incumbents are:

Natalie Moore (26)
Ritamaria Cuervo (25)
Luis Perez Medina (24)

Judge Moore, for example, ranked tenth of the eleven incumbents in both total contributions and number of contributors, and sixth in personal loans to her campaign - resulting in the highest IVQ score of 26. 

At the other end of the spectrum, the least vulnerable incumbents are:

Kevin Hellman (7)
Donald Cannava (9)
Stephanie Silver (11)

Where does incumbent Judge Gordon Murray, Sr. fall?

He ranked fourth - just behind Judge Silver - with an IVQ score of 11. In other words, there are seven incumbent judges statistically more vulnerable than Murray. 

Yet Murray is the one Diaz de la Portilla chose to challenge. 

Why? 

We asked Diaz de la Portilla that very question. If he responds, we will let you know.

CAPTAIN OUT .......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com


Tuesday, April 07, 2026

SO, YOU WANT TO BE A JUDGE ..... THEN THANK YOUR CAPTAIN JUSTICE .....

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

SOMETHING VERY FISHY IS GOING ON HERE…

Let’s start with the backstory.

When a judge resigns in the State of Florida, the process for filling that vacancy is governed by the Florida Constitution, Article V (Judiciary), Section 11 (Vacancies), paragraph )(c):

The nominations shall be made within thirty days from the occurrence of a vacancy unless the period is extended by the governor for a time not to exceed thirty days. The governor shall make the appointment within sixty days after the nominations have been certified.”

In practice, the process begins when the Governor receives a judge’s resignation letter. The Governor then directs the local Judicial Nominating Commission (JNC) to accept applications, conduct interviews, and submit a list of three to six nominees. Once certified, the Governor has sixty days to make the appointment.

Now, here’s where things get unusual.

Sometime prior to August 2025, two Miami-Dade County Court judges resigned from the bench:

... Judge Jason Reding Quinones, who left after being nominated as United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida; and

... Judge Yara Klukas, who resigned to become First Assistant United States Attorney under Reding Quinones.

Reding Quinones was sworn in on August 18, 2025. Klukas followed on September 26, 2025.

Yet—despite those resignations occurring at least eight months ago, and possibly earlier—neither vacancy was filled.

Your Captain Justice began asking questions.

In March, I sent multiple emails to Ryan Newman, General Counsel to Governor DeSantis, and Eliot Pedrosa, Chair of the Eleventh Circuit JNC. I also checked the Governor’s Judicial Appointments website, where resignation letters are typically posted as a matter of public record.

Nothing.

No resignation letters for either judge.

In seven years of tracking Governor DeSantis’ judicial appointments, I have never seen anything like this. Whether this was a clerical oversight or something more remains unclear.

Here is an abbreviated copy of my email to General Counsel Ryan Newman:

Captain Justice <captain4justice@gmail.com>
Wed, Mar 25, 1:38 PM 
to ryan.newman

Mr. Newman:

I would like to bring your attention to something very unusual regarding the judicial nominating process.

I am writing to inquire about an open seat on the County Court in Miami-Dade County. More than six months ago, County Court Judge Jason Reding Quinones resigned from the bench so he could be appointed as the United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida.

There is no record of his resignation letter on the Judicial Appointments website. There is no record of the Governor requesting the 11th Circuit JNC to open the interview process. The JNC here in Miami did not conduct any interviews for the open seat. This is true even though the Florida Constitution requires all of this to happen within thirty days of the resignation. (See Article V, Section 11).

I have been following Governor DeSantis' judicial appointments for the entirety of his two terms. I cannot recall the above situation having happened ever before.

Can you please tell me why the "process" was never begun to replace Judge Reding Quinones? And when you expect the "process" to begin?

Thank you.

Captain Justice

Within an hour of me sending my email, the General Counsel’s office for Governor DeSantis sent a letter to the Chair of the JNC for the Eleventh Judicial Circuit, Eliot Pedrosa:

Office of the Governor
THE CAPITOL
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA 32399-0001
www.flgov.com
RON DESANTIS 850-717-9418
GOVERNOR

March 25, 2026

Dear Mr. Pedrosa:

On behalf of Governor DeSantis, I am requesting that you convene the Eleventh Judicial Circuit Judicial Nominating Commission for the purpose of selecting and submitting to the Governor the names of highly qualified lawyers for appointment to the Eleventh Judicial Circuit Court (two) and to the Miami-Dade County Court (two). 

These appointments are to fill the vacancies on the Eleventh Judicial Circuit Court created by the resignations of Judge Caballero and Judge Rodriguez and to fill the vacancies on the Miami-Dade County Court created by the resignations of Judge Klukas and Judge Quinones

.....

The Commission's handling of this matter is most appreciated.

Sincerely,
David Axelman
General Counsel

cc: The Honorable Ariana Fajardo Orshan
Chief Judge

Then, just as suddenly—as if the Red Sea had parted—on March 29, 2026, the JNC issued an announcement.

The Commission is now accepting applications for vacancies “created by the resignations of Judges Yara Klukas and Jason Reding Quinones”. The announcement also includes vacancies resulting from the retirements of Circuit Court Judges Jose Rodriguez and Marcia Caballero. The application deadline is May 1, 2026.

Which raises the obvious question: what happened during the preceding eight months?

You can thank your own Captain Justice for jump-starting the process. To the two eventual appointees, don't forget to thank me on the day of your investiture.

If we get any more information as to why this appointment process was delayed by more than eight months, we will let you know.


A QUICK REMINDER: THE “NAME GAME”

We previously wrote about Jason Reding Quinones in a December 19, 2023 post titled:

“THE NAME GAME: HERE WE GO AGAIN?!”

You can revisit it here:

We invite you to reread the post and the accompanying Comments.

In that post, we examined the troubling practice of candidates changing their names shortly before applying for judicial office:

Attorney Jason A. Reding—now Jason A. Reding Quinones, according to The Florida Bar—changed his name on December 1, 2023.

He had practiced for more than 15 years as “Jason Reding.” Then he applied to the JNC for an open County Court seat. Not coincidentally, December 1, 2023 was also the deadline to apply for multiple open judicial seats in Miami-Dade County.


A NEW LAW ENTERS THE PICTURE

On April 1, 2026, Governor DeSantis signed CS/HB 91 – Candidate Qualification into law.

The statute now provides, in relevant part (F.S. 99.021(4)(c)):

A candidate with no party affiliation must certify that he or she has not legally changed his or her name pursuant to section 68.07 within the 365 days preceding the qualifying period.

Which leads to an interesting hypothetical:

Would the attorney formerly known as Jason Reding have been permitted to run for judicial office under the name “Jason Reding Quinones” under this new law—had he remained on the bench?


CAPTAIN OUT .......
Captain4Justice@gmail.com


Monday, April 06, 2026

TLI

CORRECTION: The below referenced post on Mr. Markus's blog was authored by Guest Blogger Lindsey Lazopoulous Friedman and not Mr. Markus, who apparently didn't take any time off from his trial prep. 

UPDATE: BANNON "WINS" AT SUPREME COURT

The Supreme Court (Motto: NOT Trump Judges...well maybe NO LONGER Trump Judges) has agreed to send Stephen Bannon's contempt of Congress case back to the district court (he lost on the initial appeal and served four months) so the government can "exercise prosecutorial discretion" and move to vacate the conviction and dismiss the case. Prosecutorial discretion huh? Meanwhile in Miami Victim Wants Max!

 Around 1PM Monday the crew of the Artemis II spacecraft will become the humans who have traveled farthest from Earth (literally and physically. Hypothetically we've read some judicial rulings that are farther out there), surpassing the record of Apollo 13, who had to alter their flight plan to a free trajectory return because of the damage to their spacecraft after an explosion. 

Whenever we get a prosecutor to curse at us we know we are winning. Do you think the Iranian leadership has the same views after the president's curse laden post this weekend  screaming at them to "open the Fuckin Strait of Hormuz..."  It's not like he ever screamed at Mexico to "pay for the fuckin wall..." which of course they haven't done. 

Mr. Markus took a quick break from his trial      A guest blogger (see above)  posted this weekend  about the ceremonial robbing of    Judge Yeney Hernandez, our newest Federal Magistrate. She is a child of immigrants whose both parents worked to give her a chance of a better life.  It's a uniquely American success story played out, especially in Miami, over and over during these last few decades. Based on our current polices, to paraphrase Clemenza in the Godfather, "Won't see that no more."  

We've got less than 90 days of blogging left. Anybody want to run a popular legal blog? We recently turned down a discrete inquiry from the attorney general of the United States who was planning for a life after the DOJ.  Anybody else want to dip their toe into the literary waters of Miami's state court legal dramas? 

TLI means Trans-Lunar Insertion. It is a term of art for space travel to the moon when the spacecraft executes a burn to leave earth orbit and transit space to be captured by the moon's gravity and enter a lunar orbit.  The term was first used for Apollo 8 in 1969 and marked (another) historic first for humans in space- leaving the confines of the earth for outer space. After it was last uttered in 1972 for Apollo 17, it was said again last week. 



Sunday, April 05, 2026

EASTER 2026

 In the quiet of this Easter morning, as we step away from the noise of our daily struggles and the complexities of the world, we are reminded that the deepest promise of this season is the arrival of a peace that transcends understanding. Whether you find solace in the spiritual renewal of the holiday or simply in the steady, hopeful rhythm of the earth waking up for spring, there is a profound beauty in the idea that light can emerge from the darkest of places. 

May this day offer you a moment of genuine stillness, a chance to mend what is broken within, and the grace to extend that same spirit of reconciliation and kindness to everyone you encounter. 

  "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die."

John 11:25-26




Thursday, April 02, 2026

REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL

 Abraham Lincoln anguished over the frightening losses at the battle of Antietam. "What will the nation say?" he moaned when learning of what was to become the deadliest day in American history. 

Franklin Roosevelt sat stunned in the White House as reports came in, at a trickle at first, and then a flood, about the Japanese surprise attack at Pearl Harbor. Other than the carriers, most of the American fleet was at the bottom of Pearl Harbor. 

The tide of public opinion turned against Lyndon Johnson and the war in Vietnam after the Tet Offensive by the North Vietnamese in 1968. Walter Cronkite, America's most trusted newscaster went on the record during the CBS evening news and opined that the war was not winnable. Johnson later declined to seek re-election. 

What do all these presidents in times of trouble when a war was not going well have in common? 

Well, they all fired their Attorney General the next day, duh. 

NOT 

But that's what happened on Wednesday, the day after the current president gave a yawner of a speech telling the public that all is well and not to panic. He then fired Pam Bondi. 

Read this NY Times amazing article interviewing the shell-shocked Justice Department lawyers on their experiences in the days and weeks after the inauguration when the Justice Department was gutted. It's almost enough to make even a hard-core criminal defense attorney like Rumpole feel sorry for a Fed. Almost. 

The Unraveling Of the Justice Department is here. 

Just remember. Remain calm. All is well. 


Wednesday, April 01, 2026

COURT POSED TO STRIKE DOWN PROOF BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT!

 A "source" shared this draft opinion poised to be released, possibly TODAY. It's a day we never thought we would see: your favourite appellate court striking down the proof beyond a reasonable doubt requirement in all criminal cases! 

In a 2-1 decision (and you pretty much know who is dissenting...)  that effectively sets fire to every law school criminal procedure textbook, the court has ruled that the "Proof Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" standard is—and I’m quoting here—"an antiquated burden that fails to meet the logistical demands of a modern, high-volume judiciary."

The court’s reasoning is a masterpiece of judicial gymnastics. They’ve introduced a new standard: "Clear and Articulable Suspicion of Guilt" (CASG).
Writing for the majority, the court noted that the "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" standard was "never intended to be a shield for the guilty, but rather a hurdle that has become increasingly impassable in an era of complex forensic evidence and distracted jurors." From now on, if the State can show a "significant likelihood" that the defendant was "involved in the general vicinity of the alleged unpleasantness," the burden shifts to the defense to prove innocence by a "preponderance of the evidence."

The "Golden Thread" of English Common Law hasn't just been cut; it’s been shredded and used for confetti.

We suppose it makes our upcoming retirement on June 30th look less like a departure and more like a daring escape from a sinking ship. Only today could we post something like this. We fool you not!