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Friday, May 06, 2011

GEORGE BUSH ANNOUNCEMENT






Al Queda confirms death of Bin Laden. No announcement on the gopher.

F
ederal Commission recommends creation of national museum to honor hispanics. They'll probably build it in Minnesotta. No word on national museum to honor Slovaks, Asians, Philipinos and Islanders from the Isle of Man.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG do I have an enourmous CINCO DE SHUMIE hangover.

Quick tip- tequilla and rum do not mix. Ever. Even when chased down with a cold beer.

Never again. I mean it. Water and juice for me.

Arrghhhhh

Anonymous said...

I guess all the conspiracy theorits will now crawl into their holes. Oh yeah, now they will claim that it really wasn't Al Queda, but the CIA posting as Al Queda. Will it ever end.

Anonymous said...

Red wine + tequila = worst.

Anonymous said...

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Again, that's attorney David Joffee

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Anonymous said...

RFB sounds like that dickhead Juan D'Arce. Or maybe everytime someone sounds lick a dickhead I just assume it's him.

RFB said...

For those of you that care, I have serious doubts about the Gopher as well.

We've trusted GWB before to our detriment. And to quote the former president:

"fool me once, ....uh...if you fool me...you can't foo..uhh...you shouldn't twice fool...uh.."

well you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

How about an update on the Intercontinential Man Of Mystery: Jeff Feiler?

Anonymous said...

I am sad.

Anonymous said...

Call the Shumie. You'll perk up :)

Anonymous said...

i spit my coffee out laughing watching that

Anonymous said...

A museum to honor Hispanics?

I thought that is why Miami exists.

Anonymous said...

Can we call the shumie? Shumie-go-boom-boom-boom.

Rumpole said...

It's a very funny bit. But please be careful. Unlike McDonalds we are not liable for injuries caused due to the attempted consumption of hot beverages.

FuckDUI Practice said...

Just signed up a new DUI case, went to sign up for a formal review hearing and was I in for a rude awakening!

The DMV is now inside of the Dolphin Mall and across from the Food Court. At the wonderful intersection of Flagler, 836 and 826.

Other than madating that I plunge nails into my scrotum, I can't see how the DMV can make these formal review hearings any more inconvenient.

Eye on Q and Joffee said...

If David Joffee is one of the top five lawyers in US, has he replaced the Q?
Cause he was #5 last year.

Anonymous said...

To Fuck DUI...

You are just finding this out now? Is it your first DUI case?

Anonymous said...

Al Qaeda has the same initials as the Q.

Anonymous said...

This hispanic thing is ridiculous and a sign that we are becoming a Balkanized society judged by the color of our skin and nothing else. There is one group that has contributed more to this country than any other: the Jews. I am not Jewish but simply stating a fact. Yet, to establish a museum in their honor would be embarrassing to them. They would probably make fun of it as they do everything else about themselves. Time to go old school and celebrate acculturation and not diversity.

Anonymous said...

I never knew an ethnicity could actually contribute more to a country than other ethnicities.

I get the point you were trying to make but think in making it, you came off racist. Your "simply stating a fact" belies the sentiment: despite an apparent lack of competent evidence, objective data, and standard of comparison, you have already turned your opinion into historical certainty.

How could we ever objectively quantify or qualify all of the things any particular group has done? Sure you don't want to hear about Hispanic museums. But discrediting the move by implying that Hispanics are unworthy as compared to another group is where the insult comes in.

(Mind you I'm not Hispanic at all.)

It would have been sufficient to simply say, "No self respecting group worthy of praise, would devalue themselves by having such a museum."

Lourdes said...

This is incorrect, the DMV is located at Mall of the Americas NOT Dolphin Mall.

In response to "The DMV is now inside of the Dolphin Mall and across from the Food Court. At the wonderful intersection of Flagler, 836 and 826."